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Is Betty /our gal/ ?
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>>81726100
Never watched the latter seasons, is right grown up Glen and does he fuck her? Hot
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>>81726144
it is glen, he does not fuck her
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>>81726100
>be Glenn
>go to Nam as part of your masterplan, made by you age 9, to shag Betty Draper
>recieve a letter from her autistic daughter you only friended to be closer to Betty
>says Betty is dying of cancer
>ohshit.polaroid
>must get home soon as possible
>we are ambushed by Charlie
>all my buddies dead, only I survive
>switch tags with this loner guy that was going home next week
>go to America
>find Betty in the hospital
>visit her at night
>seduce her to give one last fuck before dying
>she says yes
>best half an hour of my life
>betty dies in my arms with the orgasm I gave her
>I run away
>I keep my buddy's identity
>get a job in Wall Street
>tfw I am now a Wall Street Executive in the 80s, doing nothing but fucking blondes and snorting cocaine
>tfw I am Don Draper 2.0
This is happening, Matthew Weiner is just waiting for his son to grow up
Why does Fast and Furious work but movies like Redline and Need for speed dont?
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>>81726085
If the new FF movie came out as a standalone it'd probably flop just like NFS did. It's just that it's an already established franchise that people have grown up with over the years.
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>>81726085
F&F came out during the early 2000s, these were times when movies were dumb as hell but still hits. In the XXX sequel, the POTUS quotes 2pac, for example. Nowadays, in this post-Bourne Identity world (with realistic action in action movies), when shit better have a small budget if it doesn't have a big hollywood star(s) attached or is part of a franchise, shit like this won't fly.
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Because F&F is tailor made for minorities and they love it.
GET SCHWIFTY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Xp6g-_UUw
this is so good
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GET SHWIFTTYYYY!!!!
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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
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Have Disney gone too far this time?
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>>81725947
Holy shit that's indecent
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The Mouse has no sense of morals. It possesses no soul. It merely seeks to profit at all costs. It is a predator. Be wary of the Mouse.
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>>81725947
A video of a dead person, what a lovely Christmas present, thank you Disney!
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True unrecognized genius. Laughed the whole way through.
Everyone who panned it at the time was an idiot and anybody who still puts it on worst movies lists is a normie faggot.
This movie set out to do exactly what it wanted with perfect execution.
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So what's the story with these threads pushing utter trash like this and other threads dissing good movies? I know there's always been a bit of that but there's been a lot more lately. Some evil force trying to dumb /tv/ down even further?
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>>81725922
Liking Freddy Got Fingered is more patrician than average /tv/ taste
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>>81725859
>LOL SO RANDUMB MIX OF ABSTRACT AND SLAPSTICK XD XD XD NORMIES DONT GET IT HAHAHAHA
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Anyone else love these guys? Love AVGN too
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>>81725845
Mike has perfect teeth
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Daily reminder Chris Bores, the Irate Gamer, gave up on video game criticism and is now an active ghost hunter television presenter.
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10 INCHES
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>>81725832
Foryouio
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>>81725861
kelolek
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>>81725832
faggellio
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It's hilarious how fucking homophobic (or "transphobic"?) 90s movies are. Holy shit.
The movie makes subtle jokes at the expense of trannies pretty much every minute.
Most obvious is when the boy catches Doubtfire pissing. Literally freaking out and immediately guessing her gender: "Mrs. Doubtfire, she is a man! Or some half man, half woman thing! Call the police!"
He literally wants to call the police because of a transgender in his house.
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It would be 100% impossible to maket his movie today.
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Always hated how ugly that kid was
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90's were way more honest about things. It's true trannies are disgusting and mentally ill. I would never allow one to get close to kids.
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if you prefer right over left you don't belong here
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Oh look another 16 year old redditor thinks Tarkovsky is any less pleb than Kubrick thread.
epic
>LE EBIN SCI FI MASTERPIECES!!!
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Nobody actually like Tarkovsky, right? It's just a meme, right? Nobody actually rewatches his movies for run?
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>>81725672
hahahha ikr hahaha
Gore Verbinsky and Chris Nolan are true kino right?
Haha zach snyder too
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More dishonest "filmmaking"
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Remember when an actor playing the lead of a career-criminal in a film, looked like he had some character (or at least a few forehead wrinkles) due to the myriad of shit he'd probably witnessed, while perfecting his particular illegal craft over many, many years while not dying from it?
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that's the joke you dunce
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>>81725481
>that's the joke
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>>81725527
do you even think before you post your shitty meme images you absolute fucking retard
Is this kino?
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>>81725396
Is that Pennywise?
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>>81727816
Tim Curry, yes.
Was this movie as good as I remember it? I think I'll rewatch it tonight.
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>when a girl has more swag than Gosling
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>>81725317
/tv/ eternally btfo
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which movie-film is this?
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>>81725866
The Circle
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By age 13, Wahlberg had developed an addiction to cocaine and other substances.[14][15] At 15, civil action was filed against him for his involvement in two separate incidents of harassing African-American children (the first were siblings of each other, and the second incident was a group of black school children on a field trip), by throwing rocks and shouting racial epithets.[16] At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street, and using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit".[17][18] That same day, Wahlberg also attacked a second Vietnamese man named Hoa "Johnny" Trinh, punching him in the face. He believed he had left his victim permanently blind in one eye.[16][17][19] Trinh was interviewed in December 2014 by the Daily Mail; he revealed that he had already lost that eye during the Vietnam War, and did not know the identity of his assailant prior to being contacted by the media.[20] According to court documents regarding these crimes, when Wahlberg was arrested later that night and returned to the scene of the first assault, he stated to police officers: "You don't have to let him identify me, I'll tell you now that's the motherfucker who's [sic] head I split open."[19] Investigators also noted that he "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'."[17][19]
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>>81725304
You weren't there, man
You'll never understand
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>>81725304
He kind of looks like a gook
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He killed millions.
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>>81725235
welcome back
The only interesting thing I can think of regarding the Wind Rises (besides Miyazaki licking the Jews' asshole) was that I imagine it to be Miyazaki's response to Scorsese's the Aviator.
There were several scenes that were taken right from the Aviator, but I'm sure Miyazaki was taken aback by its crass Americanism.
also fuck chinks
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So did Albert Einstein.
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No, billions
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hi /tv/
looking for some recommendations of good stand up comedy acts
so far i've got dave chapelle, bill burr, hannibal buress, jimmy carr and louis ck
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>>81725163
jim norton
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Todd Barry is pretty funny if you like dry, low energy delivery.
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>>81725163
>dave chapelle, bill burr, hannibal buress, jimmy carr and louis ck
latest sucked, latest sucks, always sucked, equal to other specials so still meh, and latest sucked
is comedy dead?