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>>79482245
You came back.
You came back.

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>>79482276
Boy, do we have problems up here! The problem of...Of evil in the world. Uh, the problem of absolute virtue.
>I'll take you in without breaking you. Which is more than you deserve.
The problem of you on top of everything else. You above all. Ah, because that's what god is. Horus. Apollo. Jehovah. Kal-El.
Clark. Joseph. Kent.
See, what we call god depends upon our tribe, Clark-Joe. Because god is tribal. God takes sides. No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fist and abominations. Mmm. I figured out way back, if god is all-powerful, he cannot be all-good. And if he is all-good, then he cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be. They need to see the fraud you are. With their eyes. The blood on your hands.

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>>79482309
>What have you done?
Hmm. And tonight, they will. Yes. Because you, my friend, have a date. Hmm. Across the bay. Ripe fruit, his hate. Two years growing. But it did not take much to push him over, actually. Little red notes, big bang. You let your family die! And now you will fly to him. And you will battle him. To the death. Black and blue. Fight night! The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world. God versus man. Day versus night. Son of Krypton versus bat of Gotham.
>You think I'll fight him for you?
Hmm, yes, I do. I think you will fight-fight-fight for that special lady in your life.
>She's safe on the ground. How about you?
Close, but I am not talking about Lois. No. Every boy's special lady is his mother.
Martha, Martha, Martha.
Hmm.
Why, the mother of a flying demon must be a witch. The punishment for witches, what is that?
That's right.
Death by fire.

Yes.

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No he was autistic

>>79482193

he was

The Guest

*blocks your path*
*snyth music plays*

>>79481714

I wouldn't even be on a hike like that in the first place.

>>79481725
Seriously, tell people where you're going if you're going alone ffs

Literal retard logic

>>79481714
To James Franco? Yeah.

>>79481511
>>im a white male under 35

>>>/reddit/

>>79481511

>great performances all around
>remarkable cast of characters with rich inner lives
>always focused on a thrilling plot
>cinematography that could be sometimes beautiful, sometimes strange, yet always meaningful
>use of subtle symbolism always ensures rewarding rewatches

https://youtu.be/hGETcgWDADA

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>>79481469

Top kino. Absolutely love listening to this on hot summer nights.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlhhZIVhGw8

You mad

>>79481455
Don't think that was the message considering that its set before WW1 and its focus is on the hypocrisy of moral authorities and the conflicts that arise from them.

>>79481455
Assblasted christers looking for a reason to shitpost are the worst

He'd be the winner.

>>79481416
Trumps Minas Tirith

>>79481416
why was there so much blood when he ate the chicken? Dont they cook their food over there?

>i posted it again

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I really want to kiss scarjo desu

>>79481262
every day forever regardless of whether you like it or not

>>79481166
Fucking Rachel Is Everyone's Nigger Damn Slut

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>>79481166

>mfw you find out each letter stands for a name of a friend in the cast.

Finicky Retards In Endless Narcissistic Discussions Salamander

anything post 1980s, excluding star wars

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>be 35
>my idol is The Dude
>The Dude is just like me.
>Overweight
>no job because not wageslave
>superior to everyone
>no aspirations but leeching off the system that so terribly wronged me.
>mummy arranges another of my mandatory play dates with one of her friends daughter from yoga class.
>she shows up to my living room that night and sees me in my robes and sunglasses get up.
>mummy says 'Anon why aren't you ready for your play date yet?'
>My date is a moderate HB8, well below my standards.
>"ah The Dude is ready can I offer you a white Russian?" I ask as I pull a lukewarm carton of milk that has been sitting by my side for the last 4 hours.
>HB8 feels uncomfortable by my relaxed confidence.
>*smirks*
>Time to initiate step 5 of the PUA plan I read on /r/seduction and lure her away to a quiet spot.
>"Want to get out of here?"
>S-sure anon...
>take my hand out of my robe pocket where I have been fiddling with silly putty all day.
>my slimey hand gives me extra grip to make her follow me.
>lead her to my room.
>uh this is a nice room anon...
>she notices my Persian rug with all of my ketchup and love stains on them, the scent gets her excited to the point that her eyes start watering.
>That's nice carpet anon...
>*Smirk while I take a sip from my warm white russian*
>"Yeah it really ties the room together"
>I cum in my robes
>HB8 Demands I bear her a child.
>The Dude Abides.

end of evanjellyon

I cant even really describe how awful it is.
Its just... so fucking bland.
Its even worse than Big Bazinga theory

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>he watches this with the sound on

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>>79481037
>tfw no aggressively Jewish gf

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>>79480994

>>79480994
>black character is mindlessly violent for no apparent reason

wow, racist much?

>>79481017
be that as it may

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It's even got a /pol/friendly poster :^)

There are hundreds of thousands of worthwhile films not being talked about. Well, maybe someone somewhere is talking about some of them, but then again, somewhere someone is also exhaling their last breath.

Aspie genius? Think that covers 85% of everyone here. So yes.

>>79480734
aspie yes, genius fuck no

>>79480777
You're forgetting the episode where he becomes a super computer.

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>Split

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>The Young Pope

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>Batman v Superman