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>>84904440
The last one. Usually results in stomach problems later in the day.

The last one is what it's supposed to mean, but in the context of Clerks 2 it's the second one

>>84904440
I thought it was any transference of matter between ass to mouth.

>>84904221
ratatouille

>>84904221
paul blart: mall cop

>>84904221
the postman

>>84903849
step 1: marry ramsay bolton
step 2: ???
step 3: profit!

Thats why I've been saying it wasn't rape since day one. She knew what she was getting into. The scene was badly shot, to make it look like rape

Do you think CIA is able to get that pussy next? Even after the whole Ramsay and Bane thing. Do you think she will recover and marry CIA at the end in order to command his army?

>>84903717
nothing.

He forms his own opinions on things.

>>84903717
Right or wrong he thinks for himself, what's your problem?

>>84903506
don't be a dumb white fuck
don't be a dumb black fuck

>>84903506
niggers are shit but hating them won't make you happy

Negativity breeds negativity; the cycle of revenge will consume everyone who abides by it.

I used to watch this all the time when I went to church as a kid. Saw a VHS copy at a thrift store a couple months ago and now I regret not picking it up

>>84903326
its most likely still there lmao

>>84903277
OP: Is this the nadir of bait?

>>84903204
Ive met theatre actors. They are the most pretentious, stuck up people I have ever met in my life. And I live in a yuppie neighbourhood

>>84903204
I met Scarlett Johansson and fucked her in the butt at a play

>>84903204
Hideous cunny. You're all really scraping at the bottom of the barrel.

>>84903203
Fuck off Todd, keep making mediocre videogames that people will mod into porngames.

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>>84903229
[Strength 10] Wanna say that again, faggot?

>>84903203
>2016

>>84903163
It was already boring to begin with so why not.

>>84903163
I only watched this movie like 2 months ago and I can't remember a damn thing about it.

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do you think they regret casting depp now that pirates 6(or whatever one) didn't take off as much as they were hoping?

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>>84902927

>>84902927
Tom Cruise is too generic looking. Keanu Reeves has a more iconic look that he gives to the character.

>>84902927
Cruise is fucking terrible. Watch the mummy.

>>84902706
This gilbert guy is a real jerk poor adam

Some gold plated chains would make a nice retirement gift for a very very good slave

Adam. He could've brought those monsters to justice but instead fulfilled his sick fantasies.

>>84902701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABz2m0olmPg

Not really indie but I cringe non stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWe4xi5jsQM

DOBBY

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>>84902799
oh god what the hell is that

>>84902626
I use filmora for my youtube channel. It's a pretty shitty $50 Chinese editor but it gets the job done. Just pirate Vegas or something if you want something legit

Watch films you enjoy and observe how the editors cut for starters. Editing and cutting are as much an artistic choice as a technical set of rules. Many times I have to play around with a cut to get a certain "feel". The basics, like cutting on action, etc. can be read about in any film making 101 book, but it's really about the feel you are trying to convey. If the cut isn't working, you will know it right away.

>>84902652
I downloaded hitfilm but my laptop is too shitty to run it. I'll check out the Chinese one you got.

>>84902553
Thanks for the info

>height 5"7

>>84902553
How much does he get payed whenever the one of the Coen brothers orgasms to his pictures?

Fuck you im not posting the pasta

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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