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If the american wizards are supposedly way stricter in their non interaction with muggles and want to distance themselves from them so desperately, how come they are copying literally every aspect of normie culture while the brits and every other nationality of wizards are actually living on their own terms with their own customs and traditions etc.?
And why is this movie trying so very hard to make a non harry potter, harry potter movie where everything is a watered down version with an american flag stamped onto it and made slightly bigger.
Why did they sell out so hard?
They didn't even try with the magical creatures, it was all generic as shit and to top it all off the big bad is just another fucking particle effects cloud.
It's fucking shameful how creatively bankrupt hollywood has become. Especially the shallow display they managed to present in this movie when the title is fucking Fantastic Beasts.
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>>79795225
What were you expecting from a prequel to one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises?. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>Uses accio only once for any practical reason when it could have been used at least three times to solve major problems
>takes a boat to the US instead of apparating (in the 1920's)
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Who gives a fuck, Jacob was fantastic and Queenie was best waifu 2016. Best blockbuster of last year easily.
>Zero consistency
>Afraid to take an opinion
>Changes opinion depending on who he talks to
>Pretends to be an expert on every subject
>Sells fraudulent snake oil
Seriously, fuck this manlet.
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This post really made me think.
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I think that makes him a fairly decent interviewer, he has some strong opinions but would much rather have his guest talk for the most part.
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>>79793591
Unlike Joe's podcast ayyyy
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TABOO SERIES FINALE GAMETHREAD 2017-02-25 09:10:51 Post No.79787576
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TABOO SERIES FINALE GAMETHREAD
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GET THE FUCK IN HERE LADS
BBC1 9:15
STREAM ON BBC IPLAYER, NOT BRITBONGS NEED A PROXY
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Got any good streams?
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>>79787576
Ayyy Wimbledon here
Was a fight at spoons earlier, back just in time for my man Hardy and some mmhmmm posting
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>>79787614
This is a stream, not a good one though.
http://www.watchallchannels.com/bbc-one-html/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBx-vydxfKU
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>amateur audio engineer
>want to make it big
>no one comments on your shit or posts in your thread
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>>79783902
SOMEONE REVIEW MY AUDIO PLEASE
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>>79783023
reported your video to youtube for racism
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young sarah silverman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlxW3jW_y8
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CUTE
>tfw you couldn't save her from a career of low-tier stand up and help her become a wholesome, beloved star cause you were just a sperm cell
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>>79799506
*BRRAP*
Did Antony truly love Atia?
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>>79799330
Atia and Antony were both so jaded that they weren't capable of understanding the concept of love.
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>>79799633
Atia did get really upset when Antony wouldn't even come out to see her in Alexandria.
Slapping Vorenus and all that.
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>>79799816
Never really thought of it this way before, but is it not having Antony anymore, or is it being inferior to another woman, so to speak? I mean, I guess it's both
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What's the most epic scene in a movie or tv show? No chinese cartoons otherwise everything will be shit.
The kind of scenes that give you goosebumps every time you watch them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWx_sv8MH6Q
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ok real answer, here's my favorite fight scene of any movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_-57QHGn-g
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>>79798312
>I thought...I thought if I could save just one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeKqD2g9-ic
Fucking classic.
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Don't mind me just heading to page 10, got an 8:30 res at Dorsia
Great...
...sea urchin ceviche
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>>79797832
TRY TO GET DUBS NOW; YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD
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New digits, what do you think?
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Let's see Paul Allen's dubs.
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Is my head severely fucked by nostalgia or does 2003 look the most photo realistic ?
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Third one does. 2003 has plastic hair and ps2 skin.
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>>79785762
2003 looks the most human, but the least realistic.
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>>79785762
Goku was a better Hulk than the Hulk will ever be.
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>>79782059
I'd like to appeal to her womanhood with my face, if ya know what I mean
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noice
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t b h f a m
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>>79796663
Reddit needs to leave. Stupid cunt tourist.
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>>79796690
MARLA YOU FUCKING TOURIST I NEED THIS GET OUT
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>>79796663
>not eating a magnum spaghetti condom
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wow... SNL has... changed...
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So uh Donald Trump
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get it cuz trump is le nazi right ahaah!!
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>>79796681
BOOOOO
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>It's like a mumblecore movie. Everyone's talking over each other, everyone's miserable and it's gray and it's about people dying in a fire.
Cringe
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>Cringe
cringe
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they should stick to blockbusters.
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>>79795767
Everyone knows RLM is only reliable for flicks and movies, and not films and kinos.
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It's a scary time to live in 2017-02-26 01:45:33 Post No.79795727
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It's a scary time to live in
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http://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/news/its-a-scary-time-for-the-world-says-martin-scorsese-35480456.html
>Referring to the rise of global terrorism, Mr Scorsese said that the aftermath of the 2003 Iraq invasion "had created thousands and thousands of Travis Bickles."
>"They say they have nothing to lose," he added.
>Bickles is the depressed loner at the centre of his classic 1976 thriller Taxi Driver who is drawn to violence in his disgust against the decadence and sleaze he perceives around him.
>Mr Scorcese was in Dublin to collect a gold medal from Trinity College's Philosophical Society.
I can't help but feel this is a reference to us..."young men with nothing to lose"
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>>79795727
No mate, I think he's talking about the young men in Iraq. If you're American and you think you have "nothing to lose," you don't actually understand what that phrase means
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What
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>>79795784
>le you have to be a starving african to complain about being hungry epin maymay
get fucked mate
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IT'S THE SMELL
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racist
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>>79793226
He isn't wrong.
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>>79793226
How can AI smell in a simulated reality?