>Um no, sorry [name], I'm going to prom with [name] from the football team
>Teenage Dirtbag starts playing
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>>79484984
i didnt want to go with you anyway
it was a dare to ask you haha lol
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>>79485003
OOOHH YEAHHHHH
DDIIIIRRTTTBAAAAAAAGGG
NO
SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSING
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>>79484984
double chin trash
> Sean Astin did not receive an Oscar nomination for portraying Samwise "Sam" Gamgee in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.
Why?
I’ve never posted on /tv/ but I need answers.
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>>79484969
Never talked about his taxes.
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>>79484969
Did any actors get Oscar noms for LOTR?
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>>79484969
>I’ve never posted on /tv/
Believe me I can tell. Go away.
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This show is so ridiculously cheesy, schmaltzy, and feelgoody. Sorkin's rapid fire everyone-is-witty dialogue gives Whedon a run for his money.
So why do I love The West Wing so much? Should I feel dirty?
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>>79484808
>So why do I love The West Wing so much?
For precisely the reasons you listed above. It's a well-written, feel-good show. I remember a Sorkin quote about the concept of the West Wing, something like 'people who are really good at their jobs'. It's fun to watch people who are really good at their jobs.
>Should I feel dirty?
No, of course not
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John Hoynes a shit
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>>79484852
Was the schmaltz perceived as such when the show had initially come out? Or is that just postmodern cynicism that causes me to roll me eyes at a room full of professional politicians chiming off in a circle: "I serve at the pleasure of the President" as a majestic score swells in the background?
>>79484891
So I don't think I ever understood why Hoynes was put on the ticket. Was that just for party solidarity? Because he seems to do jack shit as VP except when the plot needs him to.
What the fuck was his problem?
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>>79484805
Not enough kids to molest
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Mad that he died a horrible death.
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>>79484805
Do you understand how difficult it would be to jerk off?
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Now that the dust has settled, does this still stand up as one of the GOAT nude scenes?
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>>79484755
>not gif or webm
Kill yourself
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>>79484755
I remember how much /tv/ lost their shit when it came out
Based Alex, wish more actresses were like her
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>>79484755
This is the pinnacle of television, we'll never see anything better
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What's your favourite camren bicondova film/tv role?
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>>79484617
I've only seen Gotham. What else is she good in and why?
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>>79484636
I enjoyed her early guest spot dancing on an episode of Shake It Up
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extraterrestrial life confirmed!
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ITT essential dark comedies
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It was a comedy? I thought it was the most boring thing ever.
>young boy ejaculates
Haha so funni
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>>79484575
Yes it's a dark comedy.
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Thats probably the only movie I will never rewatch. Its just way too uncomfortable for me. I cant handle it
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Drake "JUST" Bell has got a new acting role! 2017-02-16 09:35:26 Post No.79484408
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Drake "JUST" Bell has got a new acting role!
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(In a Youtube video)
He plays the cuck boyfriend of an annoying bulimic girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMiXusL1GFw
Is this the start of bigger things for Drake?
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>>79484408
He's making his run for the Oscar. Get ready for the era of Drake kino, boys.
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why does it look like hes aged 20 years
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Christ. He got old.
name the first movie that comes to your mind that ISN'T a superhero movie
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>>79484303
Transformers
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>>79484303
Batman vs. Superman
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>>79484303
the one where hes on house arrest
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hey this is not that bad
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I liked that old Indian guy.
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>>79484138
>hey im fucking retarded
ok
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>>79484138
>>teenage girl wish fulfillment fiction
yer gay bro
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Is this any good?
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>>79483832
yeah it's good. hilarious artwork, fucked up family. I was entertained and learned something about that time period.
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>>79483832
yeah
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It's excellent
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"Empire's End" novel gives insight about Kylo Ren's and Snoke's connection 2017-02-16 09:01:19 Post No.79483806
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"Empire's End" novel gives insight about Kylo Ren's and Snoke's connection
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So, apparentlySnoke had started to pull Ben to the dark side even before his birth when he was still in Leia's womb.[/spoilers]
Straight from the novel:Who is out there, who is watching us? Hands reach for her, hands of shadow, lifting her up, reaching for her throat, her wrists, her stomach -
Inside, the child kicks. She feels her baby turning inside, right-side, up and down, struggling to find his bearings, trying so hard to find his way free of her.[/spoilers]
He is less a human shaped thing and more a pulsing, living band of light. Light that sometimes dims, that sometimes is thrust with a vein of darkness. She tells herself that it’s normal - Luke said to her, Leia, we all have that. He explained that the brighter the light, the darker the shadow.
Right now, her son is upset, tumbling inside her as if he can’t get comfortable. His light, flickering with dark. She centers herself and concentrates. The walls of the room fall away. Everything is white and then it’s black. Then she’s in the calm, airless void. As Leia finds her peace, so does her son. He stops turning…[/spoilers]
The baby turns inside her again, troubled by something she cannot feel and cannot yet understand.[/spoilers]
http://bastila-bae.tumblr.com/post/157259526510/its-more-than-just-having-a-bad-seed-as-a-kid
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>>79483806
i can believe that actually, also
>ripping off medivh's story from warcraft
kys disney
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I can't stand Rey or Kylo. They're both incredibly mediocre character.
Kylo is also a massive pussy.
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Who would've thought the dark side could reach all the way into the womb?
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Are there any torrents for this film out yet?
Like, the full film, not the torrent missing 20 minutes of footage.
Why is it so hard to grab this? Did the Blu-Ray even came out yet or the distributors also suck ass?
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Blu-ray is out in Japan on March, 22
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>>79485208
my birthday
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>>79485352
Anon, I will unironically make a thread on your birthday at around 1pm gmt+1 time, I will wait for you.
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why's he smiling?
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He wanted to make a good first impression
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He thought of a great new tax policy
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He's found more cannon fodder.
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Reminder me again how the fuck they got away with this?
Fred kept this up until 2012.
2012.
Just five years ago, a Venezuelan-German-Japanese man wore blackface every Saturday to play Barack Obama on the most popular and influential late night comedy show--and nobody gave a shit.
Imagine if this happened today?
Imagine if, say, Beck Bennett started playing Obama?
Imagine the outrage.
So, how the FUCK did they get away with this?
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>>79483470
>So, how the FUCK did they get away with this?
Why are you so puffed up over it? Who cares?
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>>79483470
>So, how the FUCK did they get away with this?
He actually looked like Obama, who was half white anyway.
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he was already semi-brown to begin with