What wentSO HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG?
Oh thanks for asking. Penelope Cruz was really hot looking in it. But aside from her, everything else was cringey as fuck, it was less funny than Anchorman 2.
Good thread. I think this was the most reddit movie of all time.
interesting
First half was fucking kino. Second half was pure shit.
meme
>>80325525
reverse that
>>80325525
you'll get shit on but this is objectively correct
>le quirky "i'm going to break into your house every day" girl
>dumb flight attendant parallel
>dumping the kino atmosphere of the first half
first half is 9/10, second half is 5/10
I'm literally going to kill myself tonight if you don't recommend me something good
Kinky Boots (movie)
The dark knight rises
What genre of movie or tv show do you want OP?
How did they turn out so perfect?
>ywn watch them for the first time again
>>80324955
They're shit. Action films for 18-29 male demographic.
They don't capture the philosophy, the Chestertonian nature of the books.
The literacy of them, the mythological nature, the "faerie stories" that they are.
>>80325056
spotted the faglord
How can anyone doubt the genius of Adam Sandler? His films are god awful, borderline painful to watch. Therein lies the greatness of the Sandler. He even managed to get Al Pacino to co-star in a movie where Adam Sandler stars as both characters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S6eUFbOfIU&ab_channel=CVideo4Entertainment
What kind of mad genius could manage to get AL PACINO to do this nonsense?
Only the Sandle.
Reminder that Adam Sandler hate is literally just Reddits new hate of the month like they did with Nickelback and OP is just reddit scum that needs to go the fuck back
>>80324876
Al Pacino got fucked over in a Ponzi scheme and lost most of his money. A desire to not be homeless drove him to sandlers paycheck
>>80324998
>Implying the Sandle didnt engineer the scheme to get Al Pacino in a movie
Dumbass.
WHERE. IS. THE. FUCKING. H. D. RIP. AT.
>>80324816
>wanting an HD rip of this trash
neck yourself
Around the 24th of this month.
>>80326041
Isn't that the BR release?
>Olivia Munn Turned Down The Female Lead In ‘Deadpool’ For A Very Good Reason
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/olivia-munn-deadpool-x-men-apocalypse_us_572a3074e4b016f378945e8b
How great would Deadpool have been with The Munn?
>>80324646
Idk in apocalypse she was very bland.
>this nigga linking articles from 2016
>>80324646
Olivia was banking on Deadpool being the flop while Apocalypse leading her to stardom.
Pretty sure if had forsight, she would've accepted being in the background to cash in on that hype.
Kong was first, absolute trash.
>it was fun
Yeah, okay. You go enjoy your "fun" while I remember never to listen to my dumb ads friends again when I think a movie looks bad from the trailers.
Logan was second. It was okay. I think a lot of people are gushing about it because they've forgotten what a character driven drama is. It isn't exceptional, it's just exceptional for a superhero movie.
I haven't posted here in a few months and seeing all of you defend Kong makes me sick. Like seriously, /tv/ was always shit, but I thought you had some standards.
I'm going to go back into my bubble of movies from the 60s and 70s after this thread.
just turn off your brain
>>80324742
If you're not memeing you should kill yourself.
>>80324510
What did you go into Kong Skull Island expecting? A nuanced character study?
Indy is now immortal as he has sipped from the grail. Why have we not seen new Indys like new Bonds?
Who could replace Harrison as Indy?
>wanting more recycled garbage and used up characters instead of something new
Scarlett Johansson. They already cast her as an asian robot so why the fuck not?
>>80324484
you would have to stay at the temple and continually drink from it to stay immortal like the knight
https://youtu.be/tZ3HB_VKVPg
Found a way around the youtube copyright auto shutting down channel. Aslong as you majorly stylize the video effect, it wont get flagged. I tried just changing the colors but that still got the stream flagged.
>>80324291
pure kino
is there a filter to make it funny
>>80324291
now go post this on reddit
>Nonstop gangster shootouts in 60 fps
K I N O
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Oh my God...it even has doubles guy.
This was the first R rated movie I saw in theaters. I don't actually remember anything about it, other than this slow-mo scene of Johnny Depp getting shot and losing his glasses.
>>80324070
>60 fps
Factually incorrect.
>creature/individual gets enormous
>it now has comically slow reflexes
>>80323957
Idiot, the reflexes aren't slow, it just seems slow given the gargantuan size of the subject
>>80323957
DBZ did the opposite of this. Vegeta got faster in his ape form since his power level increased
>>80324034
That doesn't make any sense though. Why would he get slower just because he's big?
Would Patrick Bateman have liked George Michael or Billy Idol? I'd really like to know his opinions on more artists.
i dunno but check these
>>80323864
I think he'd be more of a Hall & Oates guy.
>>80323864
Were they even his opinions? Or was he saying them to fit in?
What's the best film of 2017 so far?
My vote is for Logan.
I enjoyed Kong: Skull Island more but still really liked Logan
>they post million year old pictures of their waifus and then wonder what happened when they see a recent picture of them
why are her hamstrings so hammy
I've watched the first 3rd. Kino so far.
What do you think? How does it compare to theatrical and original dvd releases?Does it go full Brokeback Mountain with Jared Leto later?[/spoiler/
for 2004 it was extremely gay. but there's no actual ass pounding in the film
Legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever seen
>>80323678
You must not have seen many movies then, and I implore you to get the everloving FUCK off my board.