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My wife and I just watched Logan's Run. I've seen it, sure, but she hadn't. Some time during the movie she proclaimed "I've seen this movie before" and I told her, yeah, a lot of movies cribbed from it and it isn't a particularly strange story anyway. Standard Hero's Journey, really.
But she blurts out "IT'S LIKE TIME MACHINE!" which yeah it's got some similar bits here and there, special-effects and such. But she doubled down and said that the people dying at 30 was exactly like Time Machine. Which it isn't.
Somehow in the discussion she starts saying "There were blue monsters. With orange leopard spots!" So I showed her a picture of the Morlocks and she shouted at me "NOT THAT, IT WAS THE OTHER ADAPTION OF TIME MACHINE!!!" So I know she isn't thinking of the 2002 remake, they were black/grey in that, and probably not the 1978 made-for-tv one and certainly not the 1960 one. She is very adamant, it exists.
Any ideas? What damned movie is she thinking of? Similar to Logan's Run or Time Machine, but featuring blue monster-men with orange spots. Does this ring any of your bells?
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Don't know
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>>83002816
Thanks anyway. She took her tablet into the other room and looked for a while, then came back upset that all the Morlocks she could google-image-search looked like the ones I showed her.
I even checked the Time Machine episode of Wishbone and they were grey monkey-men in that.
Also, not Avatar (blue aliens with light spots) and not Evolution (blue ape-monsters).
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>>83003543
something from land of the lost maybe?
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Len is fucking based in the last BotW
He's my new favorite guest
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>>83002224
>Basically says nothing the whole show
>Just sits there awkwardly
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Did they all take turns sniffing his seat?
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>>83002264
That's not even remotely true though
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So, uhm...about DAVID... 2017-05-21 09:02:01 Post No.83002220
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Can anyone tell me why does an android needhair that grows??
i cant even fathom the amount of extra engineering it'll take to achieve a function so unneeded
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>>83002220
for 1 it was just a film and 2 it was lazy writing so to establish that he has been their a long time we can tell this by his hair length but we might aswell say its living tissue over metal endoskeleton
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>>83002220
To be as lifelike as possible.
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Don't tell me why, tell me how
Characters who hit close to home
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Except without the sex
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At Whole Foods with my gf getting some late night kino snacks. What do you recommend?
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>>83002170
>What do you recommend?
A large juicy Black dong for your gf and a penis lock for your good self
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>>83002170
>wholefoods
Try finding something with Gluten.
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>>83002170
Kill yourself.
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>MUH FREEDOM
Seriously, what the fuck was his problem!?
Why the fuck was he a fucking whining bitch!?
What the fuck did he want!? The freedom of being able to attack and steal commerce ships without being disturbed by England and Spain!? Fuck all that!
I understand his issues with Slavery, but he didn't just attack slave ships. He attacked peaceful merchants. And he thought he was in the right!?
Fuck this autism
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>>83001923
Welcome to the world of shitty writing, what else do you expect from a syndicate that's more interested in producing fap material?
Oh, wait. Spartacus was such a great story.
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why didnt bellamy and murphy end up together???
and what happened to the black guy's boyfriend
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>>83001923
both Nassau and Port Royale were controlled by pirates and were surprisingly prosperous, the pirates made a lot of money by raiding spanish treasure ships keeping the money and not handing over to the King/Queen if they were under control of England
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS RIDLEY SCOTT THINKING?
IS THIS THE WORST SCENE OF ALL TIME?
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spoopy ayylien skeleton
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ENVlnK7U6c
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>>83001786
ha ha. i love it. you're a fucking normie dceufag ,arent you?
what a proud papa, surrounded by death and gore, and that stirring piano music. i fucking love it. it was intentional op. it isn't cringe or awful, u are just a retard.
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Who /hype/?
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>>83001761
Emoji movie 2.0
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Taking place six years after the events of the first film,[3] the story will center on Ralph's adventures in the Internet data space when a WiFi router gets plugged into the arcade.[4]
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>>83001761
Wasting their video game concept again.
>download movies
>go to watch movies
>just go back to rewatching episodes of the office or malcolm in the middle again
how do i break this habit, anybody else do this shit?
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Wait what? So instead of watching the movie you downloaded, you watch TV shows? But why did you say you went to watch movies? Also what do you want to break out of? Wasting time watching TV and movies or just watching TV?
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>>83001675
You have to break the habit of posting on /tv/ while ignoring the movie
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I can't stop watching episodes of King of the HIll, The Office, and The Simpsons over and over.
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Hardest you've ever laughed
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What is the joke or scene you laughed hardest at of all movies or TV shows.
Usually it's hard to remember but you should be able to.
Mine was during the episode Springfield got gambling and
Mr Burns tells Smithers to hop in his model plane so they can fly back to the powerplant after Mr burns realized the casino is heartless compared to his nuclear plant and when Smithers begins to tell him hit's just a model plane Burns pulls a pistol and repeats " I said get in" in an irritated tone, cocking the pistol
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BLACK PEOPLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPxOxfOLUyk
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Biggus dickus part in life of brian
They just wouldnt stop saying it
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>>83001603
i can't remember the actual scene, but it was while watching one of the police academy films for the first time as a small child. my younger brother and i completely lost it at some point. then our mother yelled at us because apparently we were laughing too hard. i sometimes wonder if that may be one of the reasons why i became depressed and avoided situations that could make me laugh/ be happy when i got older. fuck that bitch
>/blog
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Why is this never talked about here? Why didn't it stand the test of time? Snakes on a Plane was literally the first meme movie and saw unprecedented amounts of hype on the internet.
I remember seeing countless threads about Snakes on a Plane years ago on /b/, then it all fizzled into obscurity. "I've had it with these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!" was a huge meme back in the day. Why didn't it hold up /tv/? Also, what'd you guys think of this piece of shit meme movie.
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It was the first forced meme born by shills. No one really cared so of course it didn't last. Just like how Trump is slowly fading into obscurity
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>>83001485
Because it ended up being a piece of shit.
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>>83001485
>I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane
I remember somebody did a barbershop quartet theme song for it on Fark as part of a contest. It was quite impressive tbqh. I believe this image is from there as well
I actually saw it for the first time while on a plane. It had a few good jokes but otherwise it was shit. A nice footnote in meme history though.
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itt: Sequels worthy of the original
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exceeded expectations
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>>83001359
Definitely, the first 20 minutes were excellent, thought it was losing steam but it kept going
>NO MORE CATHOLICS LEEEEFT
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>>83001259
i wish it had been longer, i was loving it in the theater
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Without using memes or infantile name calling, explain why you dislike this man and his body of work.
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>>83000989
I like him.
No keks.
Tarantula has a home here.
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>>83000989
His movies arent that good
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But I don't.
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ITT: underappreciated actresses 2017-05-21 07:35:07 Post No.83000386
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ITT: underappreciated actresses
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Elizabeth Mitchell
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>>83000386
Radha Mitchell > Elizabeth Mitchell
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>>83000423
>>83000386
what if they took turns licking their butt holes?
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>>83000575
That would be worth watching to say the least
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This is objectively the best character in the movie and no amount of jewish jewry can change that
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FOR GERMANY
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Sorry trollo, you are incorrect. Best character is Hans Landa.
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>>83001284
>betrays his nation
>Through his inaction gets every major party leader killed.
No