You're an engineer trapped on a malfunctioning spaceship, unfrozen from cryostasis decades too early. You could unfreeze other passengers to help you. Perhaps there are other engineers, technicians, or a cryostasis guy on board. However, you will be dooming them to the same fate as you.
What does our Hollywood leading man do?
>get drunk with robo bartender for a year
>an hero
>no wait
>unfreeze a waifu
>lie to her and tell her it was fate
>save day
>build cottage
In short this movie was a massive waste of some fantastic production design and music.
>not unfreezing cunts and keeping them as sex slaves
>not shoving the other men into the airlock
>not impregnating sex slaves and growing the girls into own personal sex slaves
>not building a torture chamber where you unfreeze people and torture them in the most brutal possible way
>not building up your own cult
How many times did he wank on the glass of her sleeping pod before he woke her up
>You're stuck in that house with all ghosts loose
>no way out
wat do?
underrated kino
honestly I think Dream Theater has better albu-
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>>84736534
>look at me I know album art xD
back to /mu/ underage unique snowflake
ITT: Characters who did nothing wrong
>>84736412
I don't want to be friends with you, Rick. I want my burger.
>>84736573
*breakfast
get the quote right
>>84736412
>dude sorry breakfast is over
>threaten to shoot up a restaurant because of this
Yes, 'nothing wrong'
There are EIGHT Marvel movies coming out next year. Now is the time to /Hard Quit Capeshit/
>>84736329
name 3 of them
Can't quit what you were never on
>>84736352
Supermen.
Anyone cracked the code yet?
sneed is chuck but he's a transgender now
Yes we have cracked the code
sneeds feed and seed
>chucks
chucks fuck and suck
>''Peter....''
>>84735891
>"...I'm gay."
cleanse the city. Avenge me.
>>84735891
>with white power comes great resposiblity
>0 hours 0 minutes
WE DID IT BROS:O *dances*
WHAT'S UP FAGS
Starring George E. Stone
*bumps thread* tehehehehe
>character makes a thread about a movie still not available via torrents
>Stop showing a movie at the cinema
>Wait months and months before releasing it on home media
Why do they do this?
>character keeps buying tickets to soulless big budget Hollywood schlock
>makes thread complaining about soulless big budget Hollywood schlock
>>84736265
I think it's because otherwise people would just wait for the movie to come out on DVD.
Reminder that she is the biggest cunt ever to be on TV. Yes, even worse than Skyler White.
>>84735506
Yeah but that red hair
>>84735506
No one is worse than Alma Garrett. Do fuck Carmela soprano. Tony should've whacked her
>>84736430
Awful opinion
What was the best kino you watched in this?
Shrek
your mom getting railed by 30 niggers
hueee got tuh goe dig does holes
UH YEAH UGH UGH WATCH ME COME ON
DIG IT OH OH OH DIGITTIE
>Movies only you have seen
i saw this movi
>>84735374
>Meant to watch this
>Accidentally got Gabriel instead
Gabriel was way better
>I'm the only one that saw this major Hollywood movie with an a-list actor at the time
Honestly kys reddit
Reminder this was the peak of American comedy that got cancelled after 6 episodes because Americans were too dumb to understand good humour.
That's not Frasier.
>>84735474
That's right anon, Frasier was not canceled after six episodes, you get a cookie.
>>84735333
Trips of Truth
now American comedy is pure trash
today this stuff would be rejected as too obscene and un-PC
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8gexwp/game-of-thrones-is-even-whiter-than-you-think
She's got a point. It won't make me stop watching, but now I'll definitely feel guilty while watching.
>>84735332
>Movie sets on fantasy land based on medieval england
>Reee, why is everybody white
>>84735332
>article links to another article as supporting evidence
>references European Jews and Iberia
>minor populations from North Africa and Middle East living in Europe
>also Saint Maurice
That's hardly conclusive at all. They fail to provide evidence of how many people of color lived in Europe at any given time and are making their own broad generalizations.
Also, there have been several significant characters played by people of color: Oberyn, the Sand Snakes, Danaerys' translator, and Khal Drogo, come to mind.
Sick and tired of the media trying to make European history look like we were always 51% racial foreigners. Very disrespectful. And frankly, also just bigoted, not to mention hypocritical.
>so Mr. Stark here is my report for the night
>I stopped this white guy with dreads for cultural appropriation and I helped this old lady and she brought me the communist manifesto
Not even Raimi would film this.
Kek I like this meme. It's the antiraimiposting
Forced and weak.
>>84735816
What did Raimi do or say to warrant it?
In a real life situation, would a CIA shoot a captive enemy before throwing him out of a plane?
>>84735218
neither is realistic. you cant just go about killing people
It would be extremely painful
>In a real life situation
But it was real, the plane crash, the big guy and CIA. All of it was true