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Imagine a bad SNL skit stretched out to two hours

>>80053036
No

It's ok. I didn't hate it when I watched it.

Didn't watch it, but a movie can be propaganda and still be good.

probably for a laugh.

Also for some inextricable reason there are christfags on /tv/ that don't get scared away by all the cunny threads

>>80052590
It's a great film that's why.

Jurassic Park

>>80052320
"I like all movies except the ones before 1970"

I watch everything except Westerns and sports movies.

The world is full of plebs

Hugo:
budget: 9000 billion
box officeL 100 million

>>80052247

Everyone agrees the Japs were justified in their actions

it doesnt have to mean anything you fucking pleb. not all movies need to have a deep political message.

>>80052245
>but what the hell was the point of it? What did it mean thematically?

Family is the basis of a human being. Logan was too old, hundreds of years old. he had forgotten what it was like to be a family, and had become dehumanized.

Also, that a family doesnt mean your wife and child. It means those that love you, and stick with you.

Xavier was the only one who knew what family really meant, and he knew that Logan and himself were dying, so they had to save X-23 from becoming another Logan, even if it meant both of their lives. He wanted to give her a family.

>>80053686

Political? Sure it doesn't, and I probably shouldn't have brought it up.

It's real serious though so you can be damn sure there's some emotional message, whatever it is

But GirlyLetters would have a seizure if its a white male again

Good.

>>80051657
>if

Kris Marshall is practically confirmed now. Might even be an early announcement to stop it leaking.

Did you just watch the andy warski stream too

He killed that girl in the night of, I know it

>tfw you decide to strawman someone's argument because the word diversity huwts your feewings

>>80050777
>age
32
>top 3 favorite movies
Gummo, A Woman Under the Influence, Stroszek
>top 3 most disliked movies
The Crow, The Nice Guys, Warhammer (this was hard to pick a top three, these are just the first to come to mind of shit I hated)
>relationship status
married 3.5 years

>>80050777
28

Starship Troopers
The Sting
Apocalypto

Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Clerks
The Boondock Saints

Single, duh

27
L'Avventura, Nostalghia, Eternity and a Day
Birdman, Amour, Irreversible
Married

>>80050448
The tiger

Shere Khan is a Tiglet and would get wrecked by Mufasa

Lions are smaller but more aggressive.

Tigers are stronger, but go in for quick, lethal strikes and try to leave where a lion will swing blindly like a drunk guy fighting outside of a bar.

Shere Khan is supposed to be lame and blind in one eye. So there's that.

Mufasa would p fuck him up bad.

>>80050059
Drive, but that's a given.

>>80050059
place beyond the pines or some shit

>>80050059
Lars and the Real Girl is his best film

Easy to write off with Dunham at the helm, but it is a great series in reality.

Does it have any hairy armpit scenes?

need a small tit chubby tummy gf

>>80049814
Like any intelligent, forward thinking citizens of the 21st century, my wife and I are feminists. And like any feminists we were shocked and disgusted by this movie.

Both the main character (Jiro) AND the narrator are male! If alarms aren't going off in your head so far you're probably a bigot. Things became more and more repulsive as the movie played on. All of the supporting characters are male! And even worse, almost every single character in the movie is male!

I don't care if this is a documentary. My wife left the room in tears at the end of the first hour during a particularly sickening scene where Jiro serves a room full of customers. He says (not an exact quote) "I made the meals smaller for the women and larger for the men so that everyone would finish at the same time." Things like this would be expected in a film about Adolf Hitler or Winston Churchill (both disgusting sexist pigs)but in a movie about food it was just chilling. And that wasn't even the worst part! The women in the room appeared (probably special effects or movie magic of some type) TO APPROVE OF THIS. Can you believe that?

My wife won't talk about it and I'm not sure I could if I wanted to. I finished the movie with tears in my bloodshot eyes. I can't believe we've advanced so far as a society and women are still seen as being gutter scum.

Anyone forward thinking enough to simply be on the internet, to find this movie, to read this review, will be disgusted by the brutally sexist assault on your senses and common decency this movie has gotten away with.

>>80049875

nice pasta but i'm more looking for real pasta

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>>80049814

You should watch Chef's Table, it's a documentary series on Netflix made by David Gelb (director of Jiro dreams of Sushi).

Each episode follows another chef at a top-rated Michelin restaurant around the world, it's top comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKqj85oo2wI

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>>80049623
NONO
NONONONONONNO
NONONONONONONONO

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>>80049623
>tfw animators are too lazy to do the original artsytle so we get this goanimate shit

>Huey, Dewey, and Louie don't talk like Donald

DROPPED
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I finished season 1 last night

What the fuck is Amos' problem?

And everyone else for that matter, the only person in space who isn't an asshole is Holden and his dead fuckbuddy on the Cant.

>>80049416
Season 2 bro thought first 2 eps a little slow but it's great
And Amos just gets better

Is Amos autistic?

>>80048927
Jimmy saville as gherman

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>silent protag running around dying over and over while talking to a Doll in a imaginary dreamland

No.
Lovecraftian horror does not and will not work as a movie.