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>>87144342
She's had trouble getting roles ever since Norbit.

>>87144342
She literally just had a movie come out. Something like colossal.

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She aged out. Hollywood has an age limit for leading females and they age out of usability fairly quickly. The only industry with a faster turn over for females is porn.

>>87144313
THE DOGS, SHANSA

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>>87144313
I shupposh I'm off the table ash well

Not even that hack George is this bad at writing

>>87144255
[–]A_Polite_Noise This Story's Told With Facts And Lies 11 points 3 years ago
Well, its actually a direct reference to the Bible...Jesus prays in the garden before being arrested to be taken to his execution by crucifixion; he could run but he decides that he needs to allow this to happen, as it is God's will/plan for him.
The Garden of Gethsemane (Luke 22:39-46)
Then Jesus went with his disciples to a place called Gethsemane, and he said to them, “Sit here while I go over there and pray.” 37 He took Peter and the two sons of Zebedee along with him, and he began to be sorrowful and troubled. 38 Then he said to them, “My soul is overwhelmed with sorrow to the point of death. Stay here and keep watch with me.” 39 Going a little farther, he fell with his face to the ground and prayed, “My Father, if it is possible, may this cup be taken from me. Yet not as I will, but as you will.” 40 Then he returned to his disciples and found them sleeping. “Could you men not keep watch with me for one hour?” he asked Peter. 41 “Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the body is weak.” 42 He went away a second time and prayed, “My Father, if it is not possible for this cup to be taken away unless I drink it, may your will be done.” 43 When he came back, he again found them sleeping, because their eyes were heavy. 44 So he left them and went away once more and prayed the third time, saying the same thing. 45 Then he returned to the disciples and said to them, “Are you still sleeping and resting? Look, the hour is near, and the Son of Man is betrayed into the hands of sinners. 46 Rise, let us go! Here comes my betrayer!
https://bible.org/seriespage/garden-gethsemane-luke-2239-46

>>87144404
Yeah but what did he mean by it?

>>87144653
rust wanted to know which garden jesus was in, so he could shoot him
this is why he starts shooting at god in that one episode

BRAVO PIZZA

It was the perfect soft reboot for a franchise. Although ive never been a huge fan of Craig's Bond.

I forgot he was going to be in this season of Peaky Blinders

The memes will never end with him

mortal kombat: annihilation

Gummo

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>you want to do WHAT to my lekku?

>>87144150
:thinking:

>>87144150
Okay this is kinda weird but I used to jack off to the scene where she gets killed. Basically when I was 13, I didn't have access to real porn, I had no internet or anything so I had to masturbate to either Viagra ads (with the women in the bikinis) or else my own drawn pictures of women in bikinis which were horrible. Also I used to kinda get a hardon when I watched people die in movies, when I was 7 or 8 I avoided war movies because they gave me a stiffy, I don't really know why. So hot chick + death = super hot, at least for me back then cause I was just starting to sexually awaken. So I fast-forwarded to her walking through the fungus trees and suddenly she gets shot and you can see her ass jiggling when she hit the ground and I would rub my penis with my hand playing that scene on repeat. Then I fucked up my DVD player by messing up A-B repeat then pulling the power which made it fuck up somehow, I don't remember I just remember panicking thinking I broke it. But anyway I used to get a huge hard-on watching her die over and over and watching her ass jiggle a bit when she hit the ground, the problem is that the camera then pans backward up toward the sky and a leaf covers her body pretty quickly so you don't get to see much, cause they keep shooting her after she dies and her ass keeps jiggling as they mutilate her corpse with their laser guns, but that stupid fucking leaf gets in the way. I remember getting so goddamn pissed at that leaf. I'd be about to cum and it'd get in the way and fucking ruin everything.

>>87162764
>If Fraiser was such a smart guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4

>>87162764
he ascended above the need to conteplate hairstyles

>>87162637
>Batgirl rapes Batman
>Harley rapes Nightwing
What's next?

Ur mum felt violated after I had violated her

>>87162658

>Harley rapes Nightwing

Did that shit really happened in the new animated movie? That's fucking stupid. If anything Harley Quinn would have tried to rape Batman, not Nightwing, since it's supposed to be a continuation of the old cartoons.

I mean, who cares about Nightwing?

>>87162141
If this didn't have Anno's name attached to it people wouldn't pretend it wasn't a steaming pile of dogshit.

>>87162167
lies, I love the jap godzilla movies for all the political shit. thats what is entertaining. the america godzilla was nothing but military propaganda.

>>87162141
Shin Godzilla is the 4th worst Godzilla film ever made.

>>87161558
>No political bullshit
>references Sam Hyde and MDE quite a few times
pick one

Post-OF Tyler and Viceland are both comfy. Can't wait to watch this.

>>87161558
fuck off

How the fuck was that 10 years ago

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It was a different time

>>87161374
b/c 10 years ago isn't today
more importantly: it's mocking actors who take themselves too seriously, not mocking black people

you knew this, it's been discussed over and over again
you shitposted despite this
you are a faggot

>adults watch this

What's wrong with it?

JUST