He'd be perfect and you know it
And his dick is dope
>>86305824
ib 4 idris elba and something YO YO MOTHERFUCKER I BE BOND JAMAL BONDIZZLE
What went wrong?
They made that movie. The one right there, that you posted a picture of.
>>86253753
A fucking jew directed the movie who had never watched an episode of ghost in the shell until the jews presented the sheckels. Same story for Scarlet Johannson, I have to hear her explain the character on XFINITY on demand and it's like listening to a pop slut describe anime.
>>86253753
Everything. It never should've been made.
http://nerdist.com/amazing-life-sized-pickle-rick-sculpture-shows-why-men-fear-solenya/
Remember when being a nerd meant more than simply knowing shitty pop-culture references?
I truly do not understand the obsession with this show. I really can't wrap my mind around it. It's no better than anything shat out by McFarlane on Fox.
>I turned myself into a Pickle Morty
Why is Rick a Pickle Morty?
>>86253086
Of courshe
>>86253086
Wash getting Harrenhall off the table part of hish pan?
>>86253164
Fire and fury.
What the fuck is his problem? This pizza is perfectly edible plus delicious.
>>86305242
Watch him make some shit. He's boring.
>"Hey guys take some eggs, scramble em up, put some havarti in it, chop some cilantro, add a little pepper, and there ya go, brilliant!"
I think he's super insecure about being outdone so he shits on people. Ainsley and Brown are far better, but having the title of chef in the food industry is like being the leader of a cult.
>>86305242
>so he shits on people
He shits on people because the American director demands it from him.
>Gordon.. you gotta curse more
>But why?
>The people, they love it when you curse!
>But isn't it about the food?
>Fuck the food Gordon, people love when you go all Brit-Angry on people.
>Oh for fucks sake..
>That's the spirit!
If Ramsay had encountered that Pizza in a British episode he would have spoken to the chef and informed him that he could make better tasting pizzas by changing certain things.
>>86305242
If you think raw dough and grease everywhere to be edible.
What's your favorite movie released pre-1950?
>The Bicycle Thieves
>>86252949
The anvil hoarder
>>86252949
Just about anything 3 Stooges related.
>>86252949
The Wizard of Oz, Casablanca, Metropolis for me
Just finished Fight Club for the first time, what was in your opinion was Tailr Derdin wearing the yellow glove for?
>>86252792
chemical protection
pusy protection
>>86252792
So he doesn't get poop on his fist.
What did you guys think about Netflix's autism kino?
>>86304923
>He even wears autism shoes
Never noticed until now
thats not how a real asperger act, hes just a retard
>>86305076
there are a couple of high functioning autists at my school that act just like him; but instead of antartica it's cars and motherboards
why did he fail?
>>86252386
Because of the screenwriters
>>86252386
Wasn't he the retard that refused to give up a fight after more than half his forces were burned alive?
The glorious cunt had it coming.
white male
>DUDE GET OUT I DON'T WANT TO FUCK
>DUDE WHY DID YOU LEAVE I WANTED TO FUCK
What the fuck was this libshit's problem?
long hair Hannah is superior
also, psot her legs pls
Show was shit. Whoever enjoyed it needs to neck themself.
>>86252007
she was emotionally damaged from being extremely self conscious like any other teenage girl
her self hatred kicked in and she thought she would never be good enough for clay even tho clay would be lucky as fuck to be pulling a solid 8.5/10 qt3.14 suicide-fu like her
Just got back from a full screening of Annabelle: Creation. It was horrorkino. Far better than the first one and much more in line tonally/quality-wise with The Conjuring.
Solid 8/10. Go see it.
The director is doing Shazam next. looking forward to it.
>>86251819
How were the jump scares?
>>86251865
Every body in the house was jumpin, jumpin.
I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.
>the /tv/tard chuckles.
>>86306406
t. pickle rick faggot
>>86306406
what shows do you watch?
Who was in the wrong here?
both: the demon dog for existing and the woman for putting her face close to it.
A cat would never have done that.
Cesar Millan
Hey, I'm Cucumber Carl. Yep, I'm a cucumber. Uhhh, yeah ... that's about it I guess.
well done
>>86251203
My name is Larry the Cucumber
Poor Pauly, man.
>>86251012
We need to do something for him.
Encino Man was okay.
>>86251033
Maybe start a campaign? Maybe about Hollywood's covert anti-semitism?