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Now that Jonah has slimmed down will we be seeing him in leading man roles?
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>>85843330
Dear God I hope so
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>>85843330
she actually looks heavier than he does. Way to go fatman, way to let that french roastie motivate you
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He'll be 400 pounds again by 2020.
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In almost every way but name this was the "back-to-basics" Alien movie that everyone wanted out of Covenant. I guess the fact that everyone slept on it proves audiences really don't know what they want.
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Audiences want capeshit and pixar
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>>85843057
True. I feel like good sci-fi is so scarce these days. Life wasn't like one of the GREATS but it was really enjoyable and it had some creative twists on the trapped in space genre that kept things interesting. Calvin made for a different kind of alien than what we usually see. That more adaptive survival kind of action rather than stalking its prey like a lot of other alien movies before it.
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This flick has nothing to do with the original Alien movies and it was shit.
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The Thread You've been waiting for 2017-08-03 05:26:16 Post No.85842669
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The Thread You've been waiting for
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How would Caesar, our glorious true /tv/ leader, fair in GoT universe with the best of Roman tactics combined with equivalent technology? I feel like dear leader would steam roll draggon cunt for instance. What are your thoughts? Alternate scenarios are welcome
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>>85842669
Fare? I dunno im retarded american. Ignore the spelling if wrong
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>>85842669
combined with equivalent technology? do you mean if he were commanding roman legions with roman weaponry and armor?
if he were, he would get completely stomped
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>>85842765
Are you serious? Though the roman legions may not have had *great* armor, they were still very well equipped, and more importantly, organized. Plus, ballista were commonly used by the romans, and as we now know, they're apparently the ideal anti dragon weapon
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Found Footage General - /ffg/ - The Official /tv/ Found Footage Thread 2017-08-03 05:01:28 Post No.85841903
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Found Footage General - /ffg/ - The Official /tv/ Found Footage Thread
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>2017
>not having a weakness for found footage
Resources:
IMDB of FF - http://foundfootagecritic.com/
WIKI - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Found_footage_(film_technique)
What found footage film are you looking forward to, /tv/?
What is your favorite found footage film?
What found footage film that you like is mentioned the least?
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My gf tells just about everyone she ever meets about Lake Mungo. It was /tv/ that introduced me to it so thanks guys. Sometimes you're alright.
I think Blair Witch is still my favourite. Perfect setup, pacing, length. I don't care if that's a stock answer.
Paranormal Activity 3 was excellent as well.
>This ice cream here, do you always serve it frozen?
>Yes, Chef
>Fuck me...
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>these eggs, did you lay them yourself?
>No, chef.
>Fucking hell...
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"What does that fucking sign outside say?"
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>>85841127
>cold, bland, tasteless, what is this?
>It's tap water
>And you serve this?
>It comes free with every meal
>Jesus Christ
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Do you like Kevin Smith?
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His podcasts and live shows are great. His movies have become so terrible it goes without saying.
He's never pushing any agenda so he's cool with me.
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>>85841049
maybe some incest
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>>85841049
>He's never pushing any agenda so he's cool with me.
Literally everything I've seen him do over the past year, he was crying about Trump.
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Can we have a /tv/ funny thread please
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inb4 200 replies
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Video games are not art
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>>85840712
I don't get it
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What's you're favourite line from BvS 2017-08-03 04:20:23 Post No.85840542
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What's you're favourite line from BvS
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I hate Aliens more than I hate the kikes ~ Lex Luthor
What did raimi mean by this?
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I unironically like the "Do you bleed" line
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Babies are ignorant. Are they not innocent?
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Looks like Two and Android are getting a kid genetically engineered together
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>android
>wearing clothes
Getting upset
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>>85840102
But the Android doesn't even have genes
She's just a bunch of titanium wrapped in rubber
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If this movie was "reddit", what movie is 4chan?
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>>85839984
movie 42
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BvS of course!
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The dark knight rises
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>Amazing acting
>Beautiful visuals and cinematography
>Astounding musical score by Elliot Goldenthal
>Aesthetics were God-Tier
Why does /tv/ hate on Alien 3 so much? Sure there were some moments of dodgy special effects, slightly slow pacing, some unrecognizable bald prisoners but who gives a fuck? Besides that Alien 3 is another Sci-fi Horror masterpiece! Why do you let these little things ruin the movie for you??
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>>85839890
I always thought the running alien was shitty CGI but when I found out how they did it I almost cum. Too bad the puppet looks so out of place in most of the scenes. Also, thank God Newt got killed.
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I like Alien 3. Loved the closed in space. In any case, it a better showing than Prometheus and Covenant.
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>>85840079
I wouldn't say it's as good as Covenant but DEFINITELY better than Prometheus!
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I'm starting a youtube channel to discuss and review b-movies. Give me some interesting b-movies to watch and talk about. I'm really into 80's scifi-horror type movies like Xtro etc. Also I'm interested "good bad movies" like the room and samurai cop etc.
Give me your best!
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>making an "ironic" review channel
>reviewing movies you're not even familiar with
Just make a Jake Paul response bruh
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>>85839325
have fun in your shit pit kid. go watch troma and pretend it's cool because it's bad and gross.
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>>85839325
>I really like Best of the Worst so I consider myself an authority on b-movies
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>You're his daddy, Forrest.
What did she mean by this?
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in b4 a complete lack of knowledge about how AIDS works
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>>85839048
>you have to pay something called child support now
>WHAT'S CHILD SUP-PORT JENI
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>>85839048
"But Jenny, that baby is black."
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Why does this shitty have such high ratings? 2017-08-03 02:58:55 Post No.85838110
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Why does this shitty have such high ratings?
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>watching The Handmaid's tale
>christian theocracy
>women don't have rights
>Christianity is so eviiiil
>okay
>Suddenly realize that Muslim women are actually living this reality
>liberals embrace muslim culture but fear for a far-fetched christian revolution
kek
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>>Suddenly realize that Muslim women are actually living this reality
>>liberals embrace muslim culture but fear for a far-fetched christian revolution
List 10 "liberals" who have done this.
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>>85838269
these people are all form the internet who are liberals who embraced muslim culture whilst fearing a far-fetched christian revoluition
steve
craig
wendy
judy
charlie
samantha
terrence
laura
zayzee
karl
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>>85838350
now provide a linked source proving each one has done it.
because i've seen them all too and none of them have done what you claim. prove me wrong :)
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Chris Evans was the best thing to happen to the cinematic Marvelverse.
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>cinematic
>Marvelverse
pick one
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>>85838054
No, that would be the Russo Brothers.
Evans was great casting though. I actually agree with every casting decision they've made (except I think Black Panther should have been older and played by Djimon Hounsou, even though the actor they went with did a decent job)