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ITT: Films from your childhood that were depressing.
>Plague Dogs
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>>83689604
>doesn't even die
Now this is depressing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbW8GgAWKi8
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>>83689682
;_;
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>>83689682
Fuck, forgot about this one
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Holy fuck this show is good. TYP thread. Thread theme.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496893313125.webm
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>>83689483
>season 2 isn't a true "second season"
FUCK
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>>83689483
They call it the Young Kino for a reason.
Because its the greatest show on earth.
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Song was so GOAT. Entire show was so fucking kino.
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Was anyone really looking forward to this film?
Tom Cruise is like Vin Diesel. The only thing keeping their careers alive is a big franchise that critics have a soft spot and makes a ton of money. Furious Franchise for Vin and MI for Tom.
Outside of that they're hopeless. He should just quit and take a cue from Brad Pitt. Do a War Machine type deal or some shit like that. I was going to say he goes all John Wick but Jack Reacher 2 bombed.
Thoughts???
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>>83689374
Cruise needs to go back to actually acting. His best movie is still Magnolia.
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>>83689374
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
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>>83689374
I'm looking forward to it.
You're a faggot and rottentomatoes is double faggot giving a ~96% to superhero movie number 50.
Also, Jack Reacher sounds like the name of a gay pornstar so it was destined to fail
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We're hitting kino levels that shouldn't even be possible.
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>>83688728
B A S E D
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>>83688728
Season started off show as fuck, last three or four episodes have been Fucking intense. My jaw was dropped, literally on the edge of my seat, the entire time MEW and wrench were in the woods
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>>83688728
1>2>3
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THREE
HOURS
LONG
What were they thinking?
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>>83688668
Long movies are fun.
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>>83688668
It's 2h 28m long dipshit. Michael Bay confirmed the 3 hour shit was false
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I can already hear the kids crying and getting restless.
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Just left a screening for Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017-06-08 03:13:58 Post No.83688626
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Just left a screening for Spider-Man: Homecoming
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pic related was surprisingly the best part of the film
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>>83688626
she's about to have her Gal Gadot revolution where everyone who hated her falls in love
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>>83688626
On a scale of 1-15, how much of Spider-Man was cgi?
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>>83688626
what did you like about it?
How does it compare to the garfield spidey?
the maguire spidey?
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ITT movies that restored your faith in humanity 2017-06-08 02:56:29 Post No.83688103
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ITT movies that restored your faith in humanity
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This basically reminded me why I turned in my fedora for the cross.
You only grow out of atheism, never into it.
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>>83688103
>The whole plot of the movie is ripped-off from those retarded e-mail copypastas about an Einstein student
>That businessman that abuses and belittles his dying mother because she is a christian
>He dies in the end of the movie but converts while he is agonizing
>The Hercules guy is a huge edgelord because his wife died and he hates God because of it that's how the protag wins the debate in the end
Also in every movie if this kind
>Everybody that isn't a christian is a huge asshole while the christian characters are too righteous and perfect
Protestant scriptwriters can't write believable characters, you can write about religion without making it proselytizing propaganda you know
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>>83688103
Is that the one with Professor Hercules? That block head playing a professor is just as absurd as anything in the Bible.
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Because religious apologists are always refuting science left, right and center. Science can only huddle in the corner and cry as they dominate the stage with their wit, reasoning and debating skillz.
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Tom Cruise and Jake Johnson are soldiers who find the Mummy's tomb. A hot blonde scientist shows up to retrieve the tomb, but their plane gets caught by a swarm of birds. Cruise saves the blonde and miraculously survives the crash.
As it turns out, the tomb holds an egyptian princess who swore revenge against her father after being denied the throne. She made a pact with the god of death, Set, to get supernatural powers in exchange for finding a vessel for Set, but got foiled and mummified. Now she has chosen Cruise to be the vessel.
Cruise is cursed and can't die. He meets the blonde's boss, Dr. Jekyll, who runs a secret organization that captures, studies and destroys monsters. The Mummy manages to escape and begins playing mind games with Tom. As it turns out, she needs to retrieve her mystical dagger in order to complete the ritual and turn Cruise into Set. Cruise and the blonde fall in love as they search for the dagger. Johnson dies.
Cruise and the Mummy are both recaptured by Jekyll after Cruise gets the dagger. Jekyll plans to kill them both. Cruise steals a serum that Jekyll needs to take, causing Mr. Hyde to emerge and kick his ass. The Mummy escapes again and chases Cruise and the blonde to an underground temple, where the blonde dies. Cruise fights the Mummy but gets his ass kicked. With no other option he stabs himself with the mystic dagger and becomes the vessel for Set.
Cruise kills the Mummy by draining her lifeforce and revives the blonde, but tells her they can't be together because he's now the egyptian death god, but he will return once he finds a cure for his condition. The blonde later tells Jekyll that Cruise may now have the power of a monster, but he still has the heart of a man and will find a way to fight the darkness within and "others like him". Jekyll remains determined to catch him.
Movie ends with Cruise reviving Johnson. They reaffirm their bromance and ride off into the sunset ready to fight monsters.
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>>83687853
Sounds cool, it'll be nice to see Cruise in more of s fantasy role.
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>>83687853
>he tells her they can't be together because he's now the egyptian death god
Heh.
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>>83687853
Sounds like it could be fun.
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>introduce the main villian
>10 minutes later he is dead
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>>83686820
Yeah, this movie has some serious paicing problems
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>>83686820
thats like saying Gozer was only introduced in the last 20 minutes of Ghostbusters.
really reaching for something ain't yeah, marvel Paki?
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>>83686820
This is what Marvelcucks actually believe
>go to bed and we still liked this
>wake up and everyone hates it
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it was better than Episode 7 at least
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>>83685706
>Shitty characters
>Poor pacing
>Boring story
>Dumb scene after dumb scene
What is there to like?
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>>83685734
so is stepping in dogshit
what's your point?
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Can I get a fun fact thread going?
The guy who shot and killed Ricky in Boyz N the Hood actually murdered two people in real life and he himself was murdered in prison by a Satanist who proceeded to use his body for a satanic ritual
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd_Avery_II
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>>83685552
That isn't fun at all, actually.
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inb4 AYUP AYUP AYUP
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>>83685693
Damn it anon ;_;
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24: Legacy Canceled By Fox After One Season 2017-06-08 01:35:32 Post No.83685329
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24: Legacy Canceled By Fox After One Season
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Will you alt right faggots just embrace diversity already? Ffs
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>>83685329
>make show to appeal to SJWs because fuck white people amirite?
>find out SJWs don't watch tv
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My wife's son didn't like it so much, I think he may be a self hating African American.
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COMING THIS SUMMER
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IN A THREAD LONG LONG AGO
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ONE MAN WILL CHANGE HISTORY
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COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU
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Friday the 13th General 2017-06-08 12:58:04 Post No.83684151
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Last thread hit the bump limit.
So, I decided to dig out my copy of the book Crystal Lake Memories and dump random facts from the series, starting with Part 9, Jason Goes to Hell.
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>>83684151
Bumpin'. Production notes on GTH are hard to find.
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Jason takes Manhattan is underrated
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>>83684151
Kari Keegan, the actress who played Jessica Kimble in Jason Goes to Hell, lied to get the role as the main girl in the film. She told director, Adam Marcus, that she would do a nude scene, which was part of the description for the job in the slasher movie. However, when it came time to do the scene she refused and accused Marcus of sexual harassment, saying she never agreed to a nude scene. She caused a huge stink about it and wore dixie cups over her breasts during the intended scene so Marcus couldn't lower the camera too far. She also walked off the set and demanded he be removed as director during the last couple days of shooting.
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>Season 3 airs
>1 light anti-trump jab
>an ENTIRE episode making fun of nu-feminism + college PC culture
was Kimmy S3 /our season/?
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>>83683372
There were multiple trump jokes. I'm a proud progressive and I thought it was too much. Also way too many close ups of kimmy.
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>>83683372
i just want kimmy to scmidt on my face if you catch my drift haha
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I liked 30 Rock but couldnt watch this show because of the fucking terrible autotune the news theme song.