this movie is so reddit it hurts
>reaction video
The joke could've been funny if it wasn't stretched out to 3 minutes.
>>80159314
POOOOPY COWABUNGA
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
BAAAAAAAAAAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Patrick Stewart's 36 year old wife
Was I the only one who thought he was gay, what went so right for this 76 year old?
he is gay, she's just for apperances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMrBldVk0s
>Was I the only one who thought he was gay
No, you just get the impression because he hangs out with Ian McKellen so much
So did Aurora chose to stay awake with Jim and record a message for the people arriving on homestead II? Or did she go back to sleep after one night of romance? i'm confused
>>80030139
She stayed with him. It is heavily implied she died of ovarian cancer in her 60s though.
>>80030174
>. It is heavily implied she died of ovarian cancer in her 60s though.
nope
>>80030139
Seen half of the movie.
Couldn't figure out if it was a space movie a comedy movie, a romance movie or a survival movie.
I look at the main character and I see guardians of the galaxy character
God-tier villans
Pic related.
Eisenberg playing Luthor as a horribly insecure nerd who disrespects everyone's personal space was actually pretty cool.
>>80159156
"Mother of God, look at the time! When we started you had an hour!.....now it's less."
Better on a rewatch, music was a big saving grace too.
"Look at this. We could have rebuilt Krypton on this planet, but you chose the humans over us. I exist only to protect Krypton. That is the soul purpose for which I was born. And every action I take, no matter how violent or how cruel, is for the greater good of my people. And now, I have no people. My soul, that is what you have taken from me!"
Do critics even get paid a salary? How can anyone lose revenue to these sort of contrarians?
>>80029910
Has he ever agreed with a widely critically acclaimed film before?
literally /ourguy/
>>80030016
He has to or they stop counting his reviews.
Why did everyone's power-levels get decreased in the sequels?
>Neo could take on an Agent with one hand and without looking, but in the sequels, he had to put effort into fighting
>Morpheus could leap between skyscrapers in the first Matrix, but he couldn't get down from a moving lorry unassisted?
>Trinity could "fly" through a tiny window in the first Matrix, but she couldn't jump into the building on the other side of the one she jumped out off whilst shooting guns in Reloaded.
>>80158959
>morpheus pretty much takes on the twins by himself and ultimately kills them
>depowered
>>80159027
Did he kill them, though? The car exploded, but it was established they don't feel pain, plus once they go into "ghost form", they regenerate to full health again, so they should've both survived the blast.
>>80159086
did we ever see them again?
No?
Then they're dead.
What's the point of movie scenes where a female character poops?
name one
>>80029715
Babel
>>80029715
Brooklyn
white women on suicide watch
I like when white men fuck nig women because I like to imagine black men crying i'm not racist btw it's just how I feel
>btfo
>blacked the fuck out
Accurate.
she's ugly, stupid hair too.
21,800 films have been tagged with an F-rating so far
The Internet Movie Database (IMDb), which sees more than 250 million visitors per month, has adopted the ‘F-rating’ system to signpost films that were directed by women, written by women and/or pass the Bechdel test.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/imdb-adds-f-rating-to-feminist-films-a7613181.html
thoughts on this?
IMDb was compromised by jewish feminazi influence a long time ago
I want to fuck Anita
>lol just ignore it r-retards
this is a 10 in the marvel universe
Did they have space sex?
>>80029587
yeah marvel needs to up their game if they want to keep up with dc
gal greenstein as wonderwoman was a lucky pickup for them, 10/10 body and acting. i look forward to see the first female capeshit take off and soar
>>80029634
Yes.
>oh how brilliant is this movie showing the dangers of toxic masculinity
>men should be able to express their feelings and cry
>males refuse to talk about their feelings and are burning themselves from the inside slowly
>machoism is ruining men, we need change men to open up and express their feelings
womyn critics, every fucking time I swear
>burning
He he
But also Casey Affleck is bad and a rapist ugh can we.... not? can we just not? it's 2017
>>80158327
its a film women will literally never ever understand.
HI! My name is Tracy Morgan and I suffered a traumatic head injury and people feel obliged to laugh when I say something even when it's not that funny because they kinda think I'm a bit retarded because of the injury but they're not quite certain and it could just be my "kooky" personality
>>80158321
Worked well in 30 Rock but I can't imagine the gimmick working anywhere else really
I only know him form 30 rock.
>>80158321
>Hi! My name is Tracy Morgan and I've been doing slack jawed jim crow buckwheat bullshit for 30 years and nobody's called me on it and because I got hit by a walmart truck nobody ever will!
How the fuck did Mel manage to sneak such a pro-American, pro-military, and pro-Christian movie past Hollywood?
Any hope for more movies like this?
there are dozens of christcuck movies every year retard. this is literally the modus operandi of hollywood jews and the elite.
>he fell for the christianity is under attack meme
don't reproduce.
>>80029573
>pro-military, and pro-Christian
Why do these always go together when they should be antonyms? How is any of the gore Gibson reveled in during this film Christian?
>32 years old
>Oscar for best director
Could you beat that record?
I'm 33 in 7 months. I might have time to make a movie so good they bump up the date of the oscars
*directs my cock into your butthole*
I believe Citizen Kane was made at age 24-26 so yes. He blasted the fuck out of them all.
>yfw have that deep life experience to direct an oscar at 25
I am 32 btw and I am still in my music video phase.
Would you have fucked her?
>>80029416
If I was married than no
>>80029469
cuck
Without a shadow of a doubt.