let's see how realistic these figures look
we'll leave helpful hints along the way
"life is a chocolate box"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4378166/Can-guess-celebrity-hilarious-waxworks.html
back is where we gotta go, martin
another famous blonde who went on holiday with Jude Law (and it's not J K Rowling, right)
>Helloh, how y'all doin?
I want Mulan McNugget Sauce, Dr Now.
"Steven and Justin, I'm Dr. Now, the diet plan I just filed with TLC has listed me, my nurses and your enabler here, but only one of you. First one to lose 100 pound in two month gets to stay in my hospital. James K? He didn't diet so good. Who wants to try next? Tell me about James K, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?"
"..."
"Lotta loyalty for pizza hut."
"OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERIN' WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVIN' HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS"
"At least you can walk, who are you?"
"IT DON'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD"
"NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs"
"James?"
"If I pop those leg boils, will you die?"
"IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL"
"You're a big guy"
"FOR YOU"
"Was getting fat part of your plan?"
"OF COURSE"
"Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?"
"EATIN' THESE EGG ROLLS, WITH NO LEFTOVERS"
>>81261507
anon loos hundred pound now
>don't watch The Walking Dead
>tune in in the middle of the season finale out of curiosity>a fucking lioness pounces into frame out of nowhere and attacks someone
EXPLAIN!
>>81261466
>lioness
That's a panther you fag
>>81261505
Clearly a fucking jaguar
>>81261466
thats clearly a fucking ocelot you double nigger
You have 60 days toAPOLOGIZE!
So what are we thinking? 300-400 million global total?
>>81261460
How many German dicks does she suck in the movie?
>>81261460
I am genuinely excited about this movie. I think DC has a vision and they're seeing it through. They're embracing their lore and using it in creative ways.
Is there adamantium in his dick?
>>81261369
No.. there is no bones in dick
>>81261369
Yes he has adamantium in his dick bone.
>>81261398
What bones are his claws?
So can he get me Mulan McNugget Szechuan sauce?
>>81261155
He couldn't really.
That was the Hotel shining to him.
>>81261191
>a nigger?
"I have been runnin' and fetchin' for you bunch of punks for three years now, and I don't wanna be no candyman no more!"
>>81261004
>google reverse image search
>best guess: Animated Cartoon
thanks google
KANSAS IS CORNY!
> Good film and soundtrack.
> End it with fucking Night Moves.
I understand Zeppelin wanted too much for Freebird but Bakshii could've picked something better than Seger.
Why does reddit hate this show so much? Do they just "not get it"?
>>81260927
Lol! Hella epic bro!
>Tips fedora
You sir are a scholar and a gentleman. Have le upvote!
>>81261200
Not an argument
>DUDE ITS A COMEDY DRAMA LMAO
I hope these people boil to death
My hard drive with about 350 moves crashed. Please give me a few lists and charts, of some good kinos to download
I had a secret recording of me fucking a 10/10 21 year old redhead up the arse for an hour stored on my hard drive and it broke and I lost it forever. Feels real bad.
>>81260925
why didnt you record it again?
>>81261136
Because he buried her afterward
UGH, So it's going to be a good 4 years at least until we see a new actor as bond, FUCK
>>81260874
Who cares its just a new remake of an expensive Car/Vodka/Watches commercial with some sex and explosions.
Didn't he sign a contract for 5 movies originally?
They should just get Idris Elba already :/
>it's a Paulie murders an old woman episode
Woyd to the wise Chrissy, remember pearl Harbor
You know, Quasimodo predicted all this...
Theres too much pulp Carm, i prefer the kind that says some pulp
Wheres the sequel to this underrated robotkino?
the EVA live action will be out early next year
>>81260852
is this true?
>>81261631
yes but that's a shop, obviously
Hey guys I am rich, pls laugh now like in the avengers.
Here it was actually funny though
He meant he is Rich, AKA Richard or Dick. He is actually Dick Grayson who has taken Bruce's place as both Batman and Bruce Wayne.
>>81260536
What about Robin John Blake?
How can obnoxious movie "tie-ins" be stopped?
I was watching the Hulk movie and they showing some anti-virus computer program. Every computer screen was scanning for viruses.
Is Chef Boyardee pasta in tomato sauce any good?
>>81260060
Beefaroni is pretty good. Mini raviolis are good too. Avoid the spaghetti and anything that says "overstuffed". And if you aren't a faggot you can eat it straight from the can.
>>81260868
What are you a fucking hobo? You don't eat it from a can. Disgusting.
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/ridley-scott-battle-of-britain-world-war-ii-1202021890/
>Ridley Scott is in early development at Fox to direct and produce a “Battle of Britain” World War II movie with Matthew Orton writing the script.
>Fox bought the project as a pitch last year and set the project up with Scott’s Fox-based Scott Free production company along with Safe House Pictures, operated by Joby Harold and Tory Tunnell. Matthew Charman, who received a best original screenplay nomination for “Bridge of Spies,” is executive producing. Steve Asbell will oversee the project for Fox.
>The Battle of Britain began on July 10, 1940, as Adolf Hitler’s Nazi air force, the Luftwaffe, bombarded the British Isles through October. British seaports and shipping lanes were the first targets, followed by the Royal Air Force airfields and nightly attacks on London — all in preparation for an amphibious invasion of the British Isles. But the Nazis were unable to overcome British resistance in what was the first major defeat for Germany in the war and the plans for the invasion, dubbed Operation Sea Lion, were scrapped.
Will it be Kino?
>>81259956
i guess the newer goyim need to be remembered
>>81259956
>Brits about to be bombed to death
>Churchill calls Hitler to surrender
>Roosevelt kicks the door down
>Out of the way fucking Brit
>Grabs a radio
>Makes the 'fight them on the beaches' speech, pretending to be Churchill
>Brits resist Germans
>Roosevelt tells Churchill he can take the credit
>Churchill gets mad and pushes him down the stairs
>Roosevelt wakes in hospital
>Frank, it's Polio
>NOOOOOOOO
>fin
>>81259956
if they make wwii era dogfights that actually look good i don't care if the movie is kino or not, i'll go see it anyway