This is going to bring in so much fucking money
>tom cruise playing himself again
and people have the audacity to give will smith shit for it
I've got bad news for you, anon...
>>83493237
mummy mummy sweet like honey
mummy mummy give me cummy
LOTR remakeI'm Aragorn son of Arathorn
Legolas is going to be a woman.
Arwen is going to be a numale.
lol that would be so funny if it was a black guy
cause black guys are in everything now, stupid SJWs amirite? hahaha
He's a great actor.
His turn in Beasts of No Nation maybe the GOAT of our generation.
Why did they make the American guy seem so incompetent in this movie? American Exceptionalism, ever heard of it? He should have been a better fighter, and a MUCH better shooter, and the japs should have been relying on him. And then the gooks have the nerve to complain about racism against them in real life, when they so clearly racistly portrayed an Exceptional American as a buffoon. Damn, I'm mad.
>>83493064
>He doesn't get it
It's supposed to be a subversion of the typical John Wayne action hero, by making the side-kick the real hero. It has nothing to do with racism, just a comedy making the archetypical hero an incompetent buffoon
>>83493142
its bait, dont bite
>>83493064
>Little China
>japs
6/10 Made me post
Apologize /tv/....
NOW
>critics aren't pai--
/tv/ BTFO
>>83493052
Just come back from seeing it. It was good but not great.
Head Games Edition
Previously: >>83477719
>>83492853
Ur mom has a good head games
>>83492853
those piss-stained roundels tho
>it's a Paulie and Christopher get lost in the woods episode
>maybe we should eat some of these berries
you know Quasimodo predicted all this
>>83492777
'He's an interior decorator? His house looked like shit.'
Bobby Batts did nothing wrong.
>>83492775
That's not the reason they KILLed him in real life.
He insulted the Irish
he was a made man, he could literally do nothing wrong
tommy was a insecure manlet that couldnt handle the bantz
What's the best space show?
>>83492677
Buck Rogers
>>83492677
DS9
Agree with that entire chart except SGU should be bumped up a couple of tiers
>>83492677
Red Dawrf
>4 screenwriters
>1 Jewish woman
>1 Jewish man
>2 white men who could be Jews
I wonder why...
Fuck off racist, this film was great.
>>83492646
Jews aren't white?
>>83492646
>The Jews are the source of all the world's probl-
Why do Britfags have a hard time understanding American badassery and camaraderie?? Do you have to be a MI6 Agent and try to understand everything all the time? Why can't good action, pacing and style be good enough for you Brits. I don't understand your parched view of life sometimes. Everything has to be OVERLY and ABUNDANTLY smart or else its complete shit. I don't know how someone could enjoy life that way.
>>83492563
>Why do Britfags have a hard time understanding American badassery and camaraderie
Do we?
>Do you have to be a MI6 Agent and try to understand everything all the time
...
>Why can't good action, pacing and style be good enough for you Brits
... It is
>Everything has to be OVERLY and ABUNDANTLY smart or else its complete shit.
Yes because most James Bond movies are overly and abundantly smart.
>I don't know how someone could enjoy life that way
Most of us don't enjoy life but that's not related to anything you wrote.
>>83492563
>uses double punctuation ??
>assume OP is a retard
>read content of post, yep, definitely a retard
t. non-bong
American camaraderie
Is Nina Dobrev the embodiement of perfection?
Why is she so perfect /tv/?
And why isn't she in more stuff now?
>brown eyes
>brown nips
>perfect
yes
HOW WILL /tv/ EVER RECOVER?!?
it's not real it's not real it's not real it's not real it's not real
>last projections were 111 million
HAHAHAHAHA
this
>>83492347
for the truth
and
this
>>83492385
for the cognitive dissonance
Summah Edition.
Previous threads: >>83440556 >>83440620
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What films are full of a Summeriness feeling?
https://letterboxd.com/farre/
>>83492153
>>83492153
>https://letterboxd.com/farre/
Bretty good. How are you managing that many kinos a day?
>civilization so advanced they no longer use physical bodies and instead use weird ectoplasmic egg bodies
>they don't detect a bunch of human children landing on their planet in homemade spaceships and infiltrating their base
God this movie makes no fucking sense
>>83491985
Why would a shitty Dexter's Lab ripoff make sense let alone be good
>>83492027
Also if Jimmy's so smart why can't he get laid
Stupid little faggot
>>83492068
by the end of the series he's in a steady relationship
Why do female aliens speak British English?
what are you actually talking about
It's because female aliens are almost always played for exotic sex appeal and a british accent is about the most exotic that americans can adapt to.
>>83491873
>British English?
the only accent worth a shit DESU