was it kino?
hot garbage
not even ironically funny
rich is a terrible actor
I stopped watching this unfunny garbage fire about 10 minutes in out of respect for them
RLM regularly say
>Bad comedy is awful beyond reckoning, depressing and exhausting to watch
>They also state "bad on purpose movies are worthless shit"
RLM then unironically creates Space Cop, a bad on purpose, unfunny comedy
Let's talk about this kino.
>that animation
>that music
https://youtu.be/ziBnCYLJ6zo
WE
The jews were never actually slaves in Egypt.
>We need someone to play a Russian who's not actually Russian
>Already on the phone sir
Damn, Peter Stormare is worth THAT much!?
JUST
>>86211618
What a greaseball
Why are Germans always villain in movies?
i thought he was Austrian
You know why.
>>86211172
Guess who else was Austrian
It's not funny
>>86210708
t. butthurt rick and morty fan
>>86210708
sup reddit
>>86210718
>>86210760
>LE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SHITTY STONER CRAP YOU'RE REDDIT OR LIKE RICK AND MORTY
Thanks for proving all Xavier fans are retards.
Was anyone else as severely disappointed in The Dark Tower as I was?
Not even on the "Roland wasn't a nigger" tip, but just at how poorly made it was. I've been waiting for a Dark Tower movie since I read the books about 10 years ago, but they managed to completely destroy it.
The story was so rushed and poorly executed, none of the elements of the story that I loved were included, it wasn't even set up to have a sequel really...
They could have made a great movie just out of The Gunslinger alone and went from there, but NOOOOOOOO, they chose to just throw as much shit into a single movie as they could and moved on with their lives.
Call me a pleb for liking Stephen King all you want, but this movie had tremendous potential and they wasted every single bit.
Please let me know if I'm wrong or how you felt about it or if you even bothered to see it at all. I'm genuinely interested in what /tv/ felt about this movie.
Anyone? I really am interested in knowing what you guys think about it. Mostly because I don't have anyone else to really bitch about it with and I need to get some of this shit off my chest
>>86209673
I thought it was terrible as an adaptation, but a strangely kid-friendly fantasy action/adventure of surpassing inoffensiveness.
It was like capeshit meets The Dark Tower.
It was in line with what the Dark Tower series has become.
Pure unadulterated shit.
Why do they suck? Which one would you like? Video game adaptations serve better as tv shows as seen in Kino Castlevania.
My List for adaptations for tv shows or movies in no particular order
>Borderlands
>The Order 1886
>Mass Effect
>Dragon Age
>Destiny
>>Borderlands
>>The Order 1886
>>Mass Effect
>>Dragon Age
>>Destiny
You have the worst taste imaginable
>>86208997
>no MK movie with raid choreography
>>86208997
>Borderlands
Meme game would be a dreadful tv show or movie
>The Order 1886
Basically a movie already
>Mass Effect
Works as a TV show animated of course
>Dragon Age
SJW Fantasy
>Destiny
What story?
grape soda
>>86208630
>This is the final boss of the DCEU
>>86208630
>a fucking grapefruit
>>86208741
>a fucking cobblestone
Why does /tv/ dislike when Arya does it but when Oberyn does it's fine?
HE GETS SMASHED
Ancient Gay Spaniard Kung Fu Secret
>>86208166
He dies like a bitch, whereas Arya will never ever ever lose another fight in the show, unless maybe to a white walker.
Why all the hate for her character? Because she has dragons?
Well that's the fucking point. To show a kind girl who would otherwise have no power finally having the means to change the world, and how it turns out.
>>86207575
Because if it wasn't for all the characters around her who love and follow her for some mysterious reason, she'd be dead ten times over from her fuckups or the mad king 2.0 (which she is still becoming)
>>86207575
Her smug levels are too high for me to believe she would be some altruistic kind leader, Makes me think she's only nice now to gain favor and alliances. When she finally gets power will become the cunt she always secretly was.
Because she believes she should be Queen because it's her birthright which makes her the bad guy. Seriously, it's one of the main points of the books.
AlsoEmilia Clarke is a shit actress
How do Male actors desl with getting erections during sexy scenes?
Are boners considered "unprofessional"?
>>86207535
I don't know, are erect nipples considered unprofessional?
>>86207535
Strangely enough, being surrounded by a bunch of people holding cameras, boom mics, lights, etc... while having other people give you directions on what you need to be doing every 5 seconds sort of kills the boner.
Unless you're filming porn and having that many people watching you means nothing.
How often is it for actors/actresses to actually fuck while filming sex scenes?
>a Sherman beat a Tiger tank in a 1v1
What a load of bs
>6 million jews died in the holocaust
What a load of bs
>>86207462
It was 4v1 you fuckwit
>>86207462
the later Sherman's with the bigger guns easily could, nice meme though
>>86206840
We tried.
I never got the origin of this meme, can anyone give me a quick rundown?
You blow, I'll do the fingering
What did prometheus mean by that?
were was you when heart edger is death?
i were house when diego come and sad: "Heart Edger is die"
"no"
He turns 50 tomorrow bros. Say something nice about him
he really makes me think
>>86205883
He's a genuinely good host, but I wish he would have less cringy guests, armchair psychologists, culture warriors, and flat earthers are boring as fuck to listen to.
He better watch out. Mountain lions are fast. One might take him down in his old age. That's the cycle of nature. Nature's a mother fucker and a killer. He better watch his old ass. If not the coyotes then a pack of wolves. They're fascinating creatures with heirarchaical social structure. Badass teeth on those mother fuckers.
>tfw no numnums
HALT I AM REPTAR
Did anyone else find Rugrats oddly sexual?
>>86204525
Dude this scene gave me nightmares
Anyone else?