This is Katana.
She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.
Our gal?
>AHM UH SOUL JURRRR
What did Flag mean by this?
>"So what's Plan B?"
>"That WAS Plan B!"
>>80064891
>"So what's Plan B?"
>"RUN!!!!!!"
>He's right behind me right?
>no I'm in front.
>>80064891
>...
>Well then, what's plan C?
>We'll see (C)
Why aren't you scientologist yet?
I have no money
don't you have to be rich?
I have my reasons..
Why was he so obsessed with rocks in season 4?
>rocks
They were minerals numbnuts
you mean minerals you stupid fucking cunt
>>80064617
le meme mineral bald guy
movies you consider a masterpiece but everyone else thinks it's shit. I start
Dead man's chest
>>80064471
Drive
>>80064471
Do people dislike Hanna? I thought it was great, especially the climax.
http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3426983/shin-godzilla-just-won-japanese-academy-award-best-picture/
>>80063354
Wow, how embarrassing for Japan.
>>80063354
WHERE IS THE FUCKING BD RIP SKREOOOOOOOOOOONK
>>80063354
Based Japan
>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
>yeah cuz I'm fuckin' your mom in the other room
Boom, rekt
>>80062888
D R O P P E D
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>I hope you do anal or they won't tip well
6.5
It was ok. Similar to Don Jon.
Why didn't he just have less sex?
>>80062148
I jacked off the first time in my life in 7th grade I've been beating off at least once to thrice a day every year since. I'm 22 now. its an addiction anon
>>80062516
No, that's called being a man with free time.
Is /tv/ too plebian for this show?
All I know is that the live generals are comfy as shit. It's almost like tv is discussing porn.
How to discuss The americans on /tv/
>is this show good?
>yeah give it a try
>hey what the fuck the chick has a black boyfriend??!
>yeah but
>YOU FUCKING KEKS, MORE LIKE AMERIKEKS
>my face when
Yes.
Command and Conquer Cinematic Universe when?
>>80061486
>Kane Wins: the Series
That said, it would still be pretty fucking fun
A movie like the in-game cutscenes yes please
We're already living in the this universe
Would you do it?
>>80060894
My mom would friendzone me and then tell dad who'd beat the shit out of me.
>>80060894
his gf in the first movie was 130% hotter.
That totally obliterates any incest points.
Admit it, you got chills when this happened
>>80060678
No, I instantly realized it was just a ripoff of ESB's scene
>>80060678
Actually, what happened was-
**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**
*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*
**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**
*GULP*
**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**
*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*
**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**
*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*
>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"
**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**
*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*
**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**
>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"
**I said with my mouth full of shit**
**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**
**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**
**GASPING FOR AIR**
>"So hows that for eating ass?"
**She said in a smug and condescending way**
nah my voice was too hoarse from screaming THIS IS REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!! throughout the entire movie
>Scarjo was a good choice for Motoko
There was a famous study that said that dudes who were attracted to muscular girls were unconsously gay because they were attracted to the male features on females because typically females have dainty bodies compared to dudes
So you're all fags, nothing wrong with a fit qt, but a muscular one is literally gay
>>80059558
people who find masculine women attractive are latent homosexuals
there have literally been scientific studies. I don't know why people aren't just honest about themselves and come out of the closet. you want to fuck dudes, it's fine. there's nothing wrong with you, you're just a homosexual. no reason to be ashamed.
>>80059558
No. They should have cast a Japanese (or at least asian) woman.
It's ridiculous how much Hollywood discriminates against asians. If it were any other other peoples there would be riots over this shit.
...Bane?
...deadmeme?
>>80059228
THEN
SHOW
ME
ITS
BODY
>>80059378
>then show me its body XDDD LMAO
CRINGE
Why is he trying to save people when he believes that when people die they'll go to heaven? Surely he should be speeding up this process rather than preventing it.
Christian "philosophy" makes no sense.
>>80059054
>Hurr durr, why should anyone help anybody if we're all going to die anyway? Human "goodwill" makes no sense.
>>80059157
Little dick white boi detected
>>80059157
Well he's not doing it out of good will. He's doing it because durr muh God