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Is it any good?
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>>85562212
>female main character
>zombies
No, sounds like It Follows but with le zombie meme instead so it will be even worse
Why wasn't this show more popular? Who owns the syndication rights? Why is Laura best girl?
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Everyone keeps asking me if I'm back.......
YEAH I'M THINKING I'M BACK!!!
https://youtu.be/DX_ZnMuMZc8
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Name one good movie he made
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>>85562336
Sixth Sense
Signs
Unbreakable
The first two acts of The Village
Devil
Split
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>>85562141
>that lame as fuck jump scare
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*wheeze* WAH HABBEN?
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STILSOAHBOUDAHFIDDYBUHH??
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You may make fun of him now but he'll snatch every motherfucker birthday here
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DEY
Can I be real for a second?
This board is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.
A tiny team of people made an animated adventure for you to embark on. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.
Guess what? The movie was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a movie.
What it WAS going to be was an impossibly epic adventure filled with action and funny shit. I just watched it for an hour and a half and it was exactly that. What more do you want?
Is it simple? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the product placement jarring and the jokes questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine.
But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to have the appventure of a lifetime inside a smartphone and then say "yeah but…"
We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring movies in recent memory.
Sony Pictures doesn't owe you a good time. Yet they gave you 86 MINUTES worth.
If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.
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Cool copypasta reddit spacing bro
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>>85562037
I know this is a b8 thread but seriously is there anything about this movie that makes it worse than every other shitty kids movie or is it just critics trying to show how 'in touch' they are by hating something that everyone decided they hated as soon as it was announced
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>>85562123
This is just one of those unfortunate few arbitrarily chosen each year by critics to be torn to pieces to serve as an example of their integrity. In other news, Sausage Party is absolutely fantastic! 10/10!
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What is your opinion on Lars von Trier's Antichrist?
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>>85561885
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>>85561885
I think it's hilarious. That bit with the puppet almost made me shit my pants laughing.
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Kind of boring desu.
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Ranking:
1. Ruth
2. The prostitute in Marty's dream
3. Grace
4. Charlotte
5. Rachel
6. Eugenia
7. Wendy
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The most based show on netflix
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ruthie is my waifu
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That gunt.
It's a jungle out there
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It's like 34 aby we should accept incest love children!
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>>85561738
her dad is a homosexual
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>>85561699
my nigga icecube making these young niggas WOKE about movies
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>>85561786
the beaners are even worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN6aqRFbkmE
it's like they learned what their white overlords like and are just acting up to please them without any thinking involved.
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the movie flopped in the us because it's the market ran on the taste of retards, and now the critics are fighting for the movie to fail elsewhere so they don't use dominance on the market. It actually has a lot of similarities with the movies plot.
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What went wrong?
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It's a stupid movie about walking talking emoticons
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What are your thoughts on the 'It' remake?
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>>85561582
It looks pretty good to me.. I think they made IT look a little odd but it could work. We don't really know his take on the character yet so we can't come to premature conclusions about his portrayal of penny-wise
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>>85561582
They better include the stuff about IT's true nature and not just make him le scary boogeyman clown.
I demand hot turtle-on-spider action
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>>85561582
Sewer train drider
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Is there a show more shamefully formulaic and incoherent than Dexter?
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>>85561458
Supernatural
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>>85561635
Supernatural is kind of more consistent
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I mean, I am watching that episode of Season 8 where he forgives Zach and decides to teavh him the ways of serial killer and try to save him from doom, LIKE HE DID AND FAILED WITH COLIN HANKS' CHARACTER! AND LUMEN 2.0! OH, AND WITH LUMEN EVEN!
Does he even learn?
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Edward Scissorhand
How can such retarded idea can get fund?
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They used to try making original movies years ago
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It was a good movie though, really interesting and a different take
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Who's the better Anderson?
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PTA, by far.
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WS
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>>85561349
They are both great directors
But if I had to choose I'd go with Wes Anderson