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>>83590136
just watch webms of jigglyass.

Is she wearing a diaper?

Only if you're a waifu faggot.

>By far, tallest midget. By. Fucking. Far.
>By far, best Marvel movie. By. Fucking. Far.
Etc. etc.

to bad she a dead

>>83589964

How do you go from that

>>83589949
TUSHY.COM

she was the first celeb I fapped to when I was like 11

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>>83589970
you would need a wide angle lens

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a pussy the size of a house, fuck damn

imagine that, imagine entering her pussy like you'd enter a cave, spreading her pussy with all your strength and quickly jumping into her wet tunnel before the outer lips elastically spring back to their normal positions and close the opening to the vagina like a gate.

You're inside the pussy, it's so clean and wet, it smells sweet, just a bit metallic and sour because of the blood and bacteria, but not excessively so.

The walls are so smooth, wet and soft that it feels like you're swimming through her vagina *licks lips*. You lick everything and after each lick you close your eyes and ponder the taste as if you were a respected chef, a vaginal juice connoisseur. You smell it first, you clear your mind of any intrusive thought that might corrupt the experience and you drink it like an animal drinks out of a trough. You try to identify the different components of the pussy juice, the blood, the mucus, all that shit and how it all came out of her. What's part of her is now part of you, after you ingested the substances in her slit. You caress the walls, you try to comprehend the geometry of her pussy, you try to visualize and understand the structural aspects and the biology of her vagina. Everything must be memorized, for this is a very valuable and unique experience.

After about 5-10 minutes of vaginal spelunking you reach her cervix. You put both of your hands into the opening, you try to spread it but you can't. You decide to squeeze through the opening that is filled with cervical mucus and white discharge. It has an amazing taste. You lick everything, you're fucking insane. After leaking your way through this wonderfully huge vaginal tunnel you finally exit the cervix and enter the womb. It's like a huge, wet chamber.

You're inside her womb, you decide to cum inside her pussy. You punch the womb walls and nothing happens. The bitch likes it. You're like a bug that crawled up someone's ear but in this case the person doesn't actually mind it, in fact, you're welcomed to this place.

You decide to spend the rest of your life here, inside of her comfortable, soft womb. It's so warm and nice here. What about food and water? No worries, you can drink her tasty blood, pussy juice and eat her chunky period. Her period has the consistency of stew.

I wonder if she'd get pregnant if you were to cum directly inside her womb in this scenario, as a tiny man. Would the baby grow up to be a tiny autist man, like yourself? Or will he be a giant with a huge dick the size of a house that can fill an entire apartment with semen after just one cumshot? This is the sort of question I'd keep asking myself if I was blessed to a life where I'd be imprisoned in a giant woman's uterus.

Life is good in her huge pussy. I wouldn't like living anywhere else.

>>83589966
>>83590018

Fuk

are you autistic

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>83589713
Why can't harry be a cute girl(male) instead?

>>83589108
What movie

>>83589108
What anime is this?

embarrassing

>>83589000
Was he a hiroshima survivor? :'(

>>83589026
Yes T__T

Fuck DRUMPF

This movie is a great depiction of Adam Smith's discussion on perfecting your widget making skills.

The fucking guy has a product that consists of <5 ingredients/components, usually 3.

He uses all the autism in Japan to try to maximize the value of each ingredient/component and the widget/sushi as a whole.

I know Bradley's son was supposed to be an unlikable rich kid piece of shit but he was so punchable that it ruined the second half for me.

>>83588882
This.
Only reason I watched the damn movie when it first came out.

Ryan Gosling is my husbando

>>83588627

John Goodman fucked those ninjas UP in Speed Racer, so he gets my vote.

John Goodman, no contest.

>>83588651
more like Non-jas

>>83588393
>tanning instant improvment
hes been taking male vitality?

I thought Richard Spencer got kicked out of his gym?

>>83588393
If he isn't careful those roids are gonna fuck him up even worse than before.

>the Troy war

>>83588279
>BBC
colour me surprised

>>83588279
>about the Troy war

The what?

>>83588194
they'll continue to make their movies and (for some reason) people will watch them for years to come. wonder woman doesn't change that

In the past year Marvel has released 3 great movies. DC has released 1. I haven't seen WW yet so it might not even actually be good it might just be that people are overrating it because DC's past attempts post-Nolan have been completely cringe.

>>83589469
>3 great movies.
all I've seen was dr. strange and guardians 2 and those were really mediocre, what were those three great ones?

>>83588160
Denzel is one of those rare multimillionaires that can effectively play blue collars.

American Gangster is his best movie

is it worth it? i downloaded it a few weeks ago but always postponed it because its 200 minutes long

>>83588124
https://www.amazon.com/Alien-Covenant-Official-Prequel-Blockbuster/dp/1785654764

you have to read this

>>83588124
cause theyre niggers

>>83588124
Why would a spacefaring civilization gather in a huge, pointless open areas to watch a spaceship arrive, a pretty boring occasion for a civilization that advanced?

>>83588081
Richard's doctor's pretty cool.
WBYCEIYDBO!

>>83588081
When this series is over I look forward to the compilation of all Jared's dark back story moments that he mentions in passing every couple episodes, Guy had a worse life than Oliver fucking twist.

If you repeat your name enough it forces your assailant to acknowledge you as a human being

>>83588081
Remember that time Gilfoyle was edgy and badass? Such a hilarious character!