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For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kidding me
For God's sake, knob ache

>>79684708
I stay in China and have to ride the subway twice daily. I have been listening to their full podcast every day and the shit kills me

Literal tears coming down my face keeping the laughter in at times

>>79684734
It would be spiteful
to put a jellyfish
in a trifle

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So were they gay or what?

No just a spartan soldier relationship

>>79684650
no just british

how long until we see a tng reboot
hopefully never

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Tom Hardy as Picard

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>>79684645

I recommend a full spread of torpedoes

>>79684252
what

It does look like shit.

what a hit!

I liked 1 better because of its first twenty minutes and more grounded action choreography.

Saw it today, it was great. I'm a bong though, and apparently they removed about 20 seconds of footage during the suicide part to avoid an 18 rating.

>better than 1
I literally can't believe everyone, including critics, can hold this pleb opinion.

>20 minutes in Wick gets a literal bulletproof tuxedo
>is for some reason the only assassin to have them despite it being bought with simple assassincoins™
Even fucking Bond and Mission Impossible movies don't do this retarded shit.

>mows down 200 mooks who literally run up 6 feet in front of him instead of shooting
How is this above 50% on any rating scale?

>>79684026
>performance

Method acting

why would his wife cheat on him with a black guy though?

i mean it was the 80s or 70s, a way more racist time than now

is this the power of the bbc?

>>79683993
She wanted to live deliciously

Her body double turned into a VVITCH of course.

She liketh the taste of butter

>There are heroes on both sides

>>79683712
>Villain is just doing what he thinks is good

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>Hero and villain aren't so different

downloaded, still haven't watched it even though I've had every opportunity. When I get bored as fuck wishing I had something to do I still don't put it on.

so bad that it's good low tier.

Bit cringe too

>>79683592
Saw it in theater. Even as a kid, I knew it was shit.

>>79683373

Caffeine?

Meth

>>79683373
What's the problem? I'm from Moscow too and I'll be staying up.

>>79683113
/r/madlads

>>79683126
huh?? LOL

You have 2 hours and 10 minutes left of the most nonsensical, illogical, convoluted and overly-long movie of 2016. Have fun wondering why nobody arrests anybody throughout the entire movie. Have fun wondering why nobody does any police-work.

>>79682968

>Thread by OP

DROPPED

>>79683009
/thread

>>79682968

>spotlight

Shit taste you got.

>>79683341
I'd tap that.

GOOLD?

>>79682722
Showtime is the worst network on television. Their shows never lsst more than 3 seasons before going to complete shit.
>Dexter
>Weeds
>Homeland
>The Affair
>The Tudors
This show will join them.

>television show
>smart
hmm, no

I've never met a smart person who watches television

>>79682625
dumb frogposter

>scene in China
>they're setting dogs on fire

>>79682625
>tfw too woke not to elect the most smug man alive as PM