I'm gonna go get the shinebox, get the shinebox
Is JJ Abrams' Half-Life movie still happening?
i sure hope not
nobody outside of retarded redditors care about halflife.
>>86890847
>Turning video games into movies
Would it work as a series?
black people
I just hope the Trollocs dont look fake.
Candy cane?
Caaaaaandy cane
Might be the creepiest short film I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsCQ0t-3t1I
PREVIOUSLY
ON
MASTERCHEF
US masterchef is objectively worse than UK Masterchef
>>86891041
I think US Masterchef is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything.
MasterChef Australia master-race here
#cravatte
We discuss the most annoying kino characters
Mine is pic related.
Bad character, stupid backstory, autistic laugh.
I don't think you understand what kino means buddy
>>86890597
What the fuck does kino even mean in this context you stupid fucking redditor
>>86890597
I don't understand why he's even in these movies, he never mattered to the plot in either movie.
Here's my friend's 1st cousin Olivia Munn.
He says she's a fucking bitch and was a horrible person to him and their entire family.
He says the woman in his entire half chinese family is like that.
They manipulate and bully people to get their way.
Must be genetic.
Anyways fuck Oliva Munn.
The only thing she has going for her is her good looks.
She's a horrible empty person inside.
>>86890496
i think she's a really nice girl
>>86890496
>The only thing she has going for her is her good looks.
>her good looks.
What good looks? She hasn't been even remotely attractive in over a decade.
>>86890593
+1
Worked on the set of The Newsroom and she would often buy us cakes.
SLATER
This based reference will be lost on the children and americlaps I'm afraid
>>86890394
The fuck you want, Belding?
(((globalism))) is good.
As someone from /pol/, get back to /pol/
Arrival is part of a recent series of movies I'd describe as Dunning-Kruger Sci-Fi. Along with Interstellar and to a somewhat lesser extent The Martian, they perfectly play to the crowd that fancies themselves as (and, to be fair, may truly be) smarter than average audiences but are not as smart as genuinely "smart people." They are movies designed to make the audience feel smart by introducing complicated and heady concepts, and then holding the viewer's hand the entire way through until there is next to nothing to be left up to interpretation.
If you didn't already know the twist in Arrival by the time she was in the milky section of the ship with the aliens AT LEAST, you perfectly fit the audience I am talking about.
There is no reward for being smart while viewing these movies because everything is eventually spelled out in big fridge magnet letters. Any clever idea is made so transparent that even the most simple in the audience will get it. It also removes any reward for rewatching or trying to figure out what you just saw.
Granted, there is a difference between Arrival and Interstellar. I think where Interstellar was pretending to have a brain it actually didn't have, Arrival has a brain that it is refusing to let the audience use.
Completely disappointing movie.
Also
>so that just happened
>>86890383
Movie was primarily about language, of all the movies to prod at you pick this one, Jesus.
t. /pol/ anon
It's saturday and I desperately need something to watch tonight, or else I will bore myself to death. Any tips and I will be indebted to you.
>>86890381
Check out Run (1991)
>>86890423
Could not find it. Anything else?
Hmmmm...
How come there was very little guerrilla warfare in this movie?
What the fuck was his problem?
>>86890223
too obsessed with hamburgers
>>86890223
he was a real jerk
>>86890223
nothing, he just wanted to help expand the brand and that's what he did
Movies with kino openings
>A determined young woman and a damaged occultist risk their lives and souls to perform a dangerous ritual that will grant them what they want.
Pretty good, a slow burner with a creepy atmosphere.
Did anybody else see it?
>>86890192
yes
>>86890192
Really good? Worth my time?
Yes. Must-see for anyone that likes the occult. Alas, the low budget shows in the end.