>Early AVGN episode
>Opening music is like 25% of the episode
make note of how long the theme song is and skip that far into the video
Why can't Hollywood get dinosaurs right?
No German Goddess will seduce and sleep with you to get your fathers diary to find the Holy Grail for Hitler.
Why is Elsa Schneider so perfect?
Tfw no Elsa bite your ear like this.
>>83742238
>Blonde Blue eyes
>Nazi
>Passionate
>woah look at all those wires this totally makes me believe space is real
>similar wires are found on my penis milking machine
really gets my sperm production going
>>83742220
Shitty props man. Alien looks more believable.
>>83742246
tell me more of this .. "penis milking machine""
>Shimmer.Lake.2017.1080p.WEBRip.x264-STRiFE
>Shimmer.Lake.2017.1080p.WEBRip.x264-STRiFE
>Shimmer.Lake.2017.1080p.WEBRip.x264-STRiFE
>Shimmer.Lake.2017.1080p.WEBRip.x264-STRiFE
>Shimmer.Lake.2017.1080p.WEBRip.x264-STRiFE
How do you rate the latest Netflix kino on a scale of 1-10, /tv/?
>Fireman Sam Alien Alert The Movie 2016 720p BluRay x264-RUSTED
sorry pleb but i'm sticking with this art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm_hwxNTAa0
this looks...stupid???
>>83743711
looks good
I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me.
Mike "Mein Kampf" Matei
Would you trust the Lobby Boy to not fuck you over?
>>83742050
that depends on the hotel.
>>83742050
That specific lobby boy? Hell yes. Most of Wes Anderson's movies are shit, but TGBH is a masterwork.
I have Zero trust in Muslims.
'member?
Fun Fact: the language Nien Nunb speaks in is actually a real Kenyan dialect. When the film played in Kenya people got a real kick out of it.
>>83742368
I'm still wondering what he says before Lando replies "we can give it a try"
What kind of fuckup does Nien Nub have to be to co-pilot the ship that destroyed the Death Star and still be a dogfight pilot three decades later under the command of a bunch of punks who weren't even alive when he helped saved the galaxy?
If you've never watched any Star Wars when should you watch Rogue One?
>>83741929
You shouldn't. Mediocre movie until the last act, with a forced "muh vader" scene
>>83741929
After you've watched the original trilogy, because it's pure fanservice.
>>83741929
It's pretty good as a standalone film but I feel to get the most of it you'd have to be familiar with the franchise, and a fan of it too.
Watch the Original Trilogy and then watch Rouge One.
Best story and theme song was in a fucking game,how can /tv/ and film ever compete again?
Just delete the board if you are not making bane tier memes anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8pg2XoQTlA
snake eater is shit
main theme and virtuous mission aren't
>>83741939
your'e pretty fast,seriously the fastest reply i ever got,but why the reddit spacing lad?
Thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3NCf0GUwFo
It seems like they are likely to go full out with the lesbian romance. Do you think Emma Stone can play a lesbian convincingly?
>>83741780
Jesus.
Billie Jean King wasn't even as ugly as that frog.
>>83741780
Is the dude on the right steve carrell or peter stormare or both?
>>83742382
It's Steter Carrmare.
Would it be weird wearing expensive items to work at McDonalds? i make more through side gigs but dont want to make people feel weird if i walk in with a $5k jacket on
back to /fa/ with ye
Wear the uniform with pride, also not fucking television or film, wagecuck
>>83741772
Why are there pubes on his face?
YOUR SOUL IS MINE!
>>83741766
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He says "Your BROTHER'S soul is mine" in that scene you ignorant cunt.
>>83741766
nuh ugh.
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>83741760
James Bond or Superman.
>>83741760
Mindy Kaling
>>83741760
Himself
can someone explain what makes this character so infuriating
The scene where she's waiting to get in the taxi is kino
>>83741741
muh (((deepstate))) former cia agent spymaster mastermind