If she was casted as Laura Croft in a new Tomb Raider movie how do you think she would do?
>no tits
>no muscle
Gal Gadot all over again
>>87183249
>no tits
are you blind anon?
How's her foot game?
>kids are bad acto-
>>87268283
whats that movie
>>87269643
wouldn't you like to know
>>87269643
He doesn't actually kidnap her if that's what you wanted to know
You either loved it, or you hated it, or you thought it was OK.
Loved it, great film
this patrician is in need of a streaming link
>>87268078
Just see a matinee for like 5 bucks.
What will you be watching, /tv/?
>Glass (January 18, 2019)
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Reluctant vigilante David Dunn sets out to stop psychopathic serial killer Kevin Wendell Crumb, but for that, he has to seek help from Casey Cooke, the sole survivor of Kevin's rampage, as well as his old enemy, Elijah Price.
>Bruce Willis as David Dunn.
>Anya Taylor-Joy as Casey Cooke.
>James McAvoy as Kevin Wendell Crumb / The Horde.
>Samuel L. Jackson as Elijah Price / Mister Glass.
>Sarah Paulson.
>The Sound of Life (2019)
Directed by Steven Spielberg.
During World War II, Noah, a closeted homosexual Jewish musician, is sent to the Auschwitz concentration camp for challenging the Nazi party, and dedicates himself to protecting a young prisoner, Sira, while also reconnecting with his childhood friend Hugo, now a Nazi soldier also struggling with his homosexuality. As the Holocaust looms, Noah decides to write a final piece to leave as his legacy.
>Leonardo DiCaprio as Noah.
>Alexander Skarsgard as Hugo.
>Lupita N'yongo as Sira.
>Daniel Day-Lewis as Hiram, Noah's abusive father.
>Meryl Streep as Ana, Noah's absent mother.
>Cate Blanchett as Monica, Noah's suffering sister.
>Eddie Redmayne as Herschel, Noah's awkward assistant.
>Chiwetel Ejiofor as Leroy, Sira's husband.
>Tilda Swinton as Adolf Hitler.
>The Nightingale (January 25, 2019)
Directed by Michelle MacLaren.
In France, sisters Vienne and Isabelle are torn apart by the outbreak of World War II. While Vienne's house is seized by German forces, forcing her to do the unspeakable to ensure the safety of her daughter, Isabelle suffers a painful betrayal that drives her to join the Resistance. The two then brave the war to be reunited.
I can't believe we had to endure a terrible movie in order to get a genuine sequel to Unbreakable.
pls have some qts
starts in 5 mins
watch here:tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4
It was a sausage fest last week
>>87183210
does she ever get nude?
Lads this is unironically my favourite show on TV
better than GOT and Rick and Morty
So what does the ring do besides make you go crazy and turn invisible?
>>87266686
It's for the big bad to use. Not anyone else. It makes the big bad his most powerful. That's what the ring is meant for .
>>87266686
makes you a soul nigger
>>87266686
intensifies your orgasms
*autistic screeching*
>>87183186
>not *gay noises*
>>87183186
I hate that fucking scene, it still gives me fucking nightmares.
>>87183186
shittiest movie ever, ending is the only good thing about it other than some of the kills
>rated PG
>>87183146
good old days...
>>87183146
See: Jaws (naked crotch, lots of bloody), Airplane! (Boobies), Big (the Eff word)
Nobody cares about violence against German Nazis
What's the blandest capeshit lead performance? I'm talking blandest, not "worst"
It's certainly between these two
Val Kilmer as Batman maybe
I never understood why people praise this faggot so much
>>87183132
Both those guys are closet homos, really makes you think if they just got done boning each other when this picture was taken, or if they actually boned right after.
>it was a falseflag operation
what movie theories make you want to punch people?
What do you think of me /tv/? What do you think of The Hulk or Hulk 2003?
>>87183102
ANGREE'S HULK IS UNIRONICALLY THE BEST HULK
HE BOUNCES AROUND THE GRAND CANYON REKING COMANCHES THEN JUMPS ON THE BACK OF AN F22 OVER THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, GOOD SHIT
ALSO ERIC BANA IS THE GOAT, EVERYTHING HE'S IN GETS AN INSTA WATCH
How dated will this seem in 10 years?
i see a bright future for this thread
It's already dated
>2017
>talking about things that happened in 2016
get with the times grandpa
>>87266381
>It's a 'writer destroys their legacy by adding modern politics to their work so it dates horribly and can't be appreciated by anybody but the people watching it at the time' episode
What is the most pretentious movie of all time?
anything by malick those feet clean
>>87264089
Paris, Texas
>>87264089
The Oscar winning Crash
> ticket sales in freefall
> movie chain stocks plunging
> not even chink market can save them
What happened to all those masses of people going to see Wonder Woman?
WHAT A "HIT"
>>87263848
I think people are just sick of kike shite. I'll rent it and only reason I didn't see it was because my local theaters had bed bug outbreaks.
>>87263848
It has just passed Civil War in the US, it's one of the biggest hit in the capeshit genre ever considering the budget, competition and marketing it had
But she can't save the entire industry by herself
>>87263848
>>87263925
MARVELKIKES ON DAMAGE CONTROL
Who did it best? Let romcom chick. And who'd you do?
>>87263771
Repost with Julia Roberts removed and we'll talk.
>>87263771
Aniston all day
>>87263771
Hudson obviously, what a cutie.