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2017-09-01 07:05:25 Post No.87162568
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I can't believe that you guys are missing the bigger picture here
>they will be in a tropical, isolated location with A LOT of cunnies for at least one year
>this was their keikaku all along
This guys are /tv/ personified

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2017-09-01 07:03:21 Post No.87162525
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T H I C C

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:07:14 Post No.87162604
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>If there's something wrong with the BITCH then there's something wrong with the PUP

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P U N C H

Anonymous 2017-09-01 08:50:16 Post No.87164478
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>>87162525
Not even the horrific spectacle of inflated women can spare this series from being one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody-just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but its certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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2017-09-01 07:01:34 Post No.87162496
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:01:34 Post No. 87162496 [Report] [View this topic]

>makes his best movie yet, Silence
>flops
>is producing capeshit now
I feel bad for him, bros

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:37:06 Post No.87163144
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I paid for and saw silence in thr cinema. What have you done for kino lately?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:37:44 Post No.87163160
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>>87162496
Silence is regarded as a masterpiece though.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:39:11 Post No.87163190
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>>87163160
Not as much as it should, to be honest.

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2017-09-01 07:00:50 Post No.87162484
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:00:50 Post No. 87162484 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this worth watching? are the comics good?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:02:36 Post No.87162512
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Certain comic elements inspired Star Wars scenes. Movie is just 1 big CGI-fest. If You liked Avatar, You should enjoy this aswell.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:08:20 Post No.87162625
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The acting was shit, the writing was shit but the visuals were stunning. Too bad they couldn't save this ass of a movie.
The comics are interesting but have a very "newspaper" kind of art style. It isn't for everyone

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:19:33 Post No.87162821
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>>87162484
>>87162625
Depends if you like the french-belgian school.
We europeans are kind of used to it.

Oh and Cara/Laureline isn't too bad. It's mainly Valerian who is clearly out of character compared to source material.
And you even get a free Rihanna music video at the middle of the movie for no added charge.

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2017-09-01 07:00:46 Post No.87162482
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:00:46 Post No. 87162482 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone even have nostalgia for this? It was Star Wars prequels level bad.

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2017-09-01 07:00:38 Post No.87162481
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:00:38 Post No. 87162481 [Report] [View this topic]

Ain't no one here who can tell me she isn't the top 10 5000 tier qts of all time.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:01:59 Post No.87162501
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>>87162481
Always thought she looked worse after her "makeover"

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>>87162501

I like her when she's in her "freak"state too but, it's the hidden beauty factor that does it for me.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:08:27 Post No.87162628
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>>87162481
Caitlyn Jenner?

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BEWARE OF SPOILERS!!! 2017-09-01 07:00:34 Post No.87162477
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BEWARE OF SPOILERS!!! Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:00:34 Post No. 87162477 [Report] [View this topic]

Topps Cards has uploaded a list on their site.
the following info pretty much reveals the basic plot outline of TLJ
91 Rey’s Solitude
92 General Leia Organa
93 Rey and her Lightsaber
94 On Crait
95 Rushing to Attack
96 Finn’s Recovery
97 Poe Responds
98 The Fury of Kylo Ren
99 Shards of the Past
100 Luke’s Grim Perspective
101 Ski Speeder Assault
102 Walkers Incoming
103 The Resistance
104 The Resistance X-wing
105 The Resistance A-wing
106 The Battle Commences
107 Frigates Under Fire
108 The Resistance Vs. The First Order
109 The Millennium Falcon Flees
110 Heroes United

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:07:55 Post No.87162618
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>>87162477
>Heroes United
Reylo confirmed

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:12:14 Post No.87162699
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>Luke's grim perspective

Darth nihilist confirmed

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:13:18 Post No.87162720
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>>87162477
>108 The Resistance Vs. The First Order
>109 The Millennium Falcon Flees
>110 Heroes United

So it literally is an ESB clone

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Shh Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:00:26 Post No. 87162473 [Report] [View this topic]

Don't mind me, just sinking to oblivion.

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2017-09-01 06:59:58 Post No.87162463
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:59:58 Post No. 87162463 [Report] [View this topic]

Who the fuck still watches his new movies?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:09:14 Post No.87162646
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>BEDSIDE TABLE
>ON THE KANGAROO

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2017-09-01 06:59:04 Post No.87162443
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:59:04 Post No. 87162443 [Report] [View this topic]

>TFW i spent over 300$ on force driday merch, including a snoke figure you can only get in a 200$ playset

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:04:09 Post No.87162541
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>>87162443
so it is Palpatine after all.

fucking Lucas, I really expected something original

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:05:25 Post No.87162567
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>>87162443
Wait, that's Snoke? I hid the last thread because I thought it was Odo

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:56:53 Post No. 87162392 [Report] [View this topic]

What's his endgame?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:13:23 Post No.87162721
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>>87162392
dodging tax evasion murder and rape charges

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>>87162392
Where is he now? Right this minute?

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his engame was being an unfunny meme character that kids can laugh at because he's so weird

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:55:07 Post No. 87162352 [Report] [View this topic]

>I'm a nigger lover

What did she mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:56:01 Post No.87162374
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Jesus Raimi

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:54:34 Post No. 87162337 [Report] [View this topic]

Who is the Mario of Television & Film?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:55:59 Post No.87162372
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Sneed

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the Simpsons
we can all hide this /v/eddit shitpost now

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The Mario Brothers Movie

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/maus/ john maus general Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:46:36 Post No. 87162148 [Report] [View this topic]

a recluse.
living off the grid.
but all that was about to change.
as he tried unraveling the coils of the serpent
something
went
wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_WPWpo2AXU

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:44:36 Post No. 87162089 [Report] [View this topic]

Why was this taken away from us so soon?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:45:41 Post No.87162124
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someone told me that I remind them of her last year. I'm not sure if they meant it as an insult or a compliment

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>>87162089

It premiered in the late 90s so it only had a limited time for the culture it was about to be relevant.

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>>87162089
lol i know some 28 yr old single ladies who love this show, really speaks to them late eighties ladies

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