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Can Shamalamadingdong pull it off or will it fall flat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYS3HDCzAgI
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>>81470792
It was crap.
HORRIBLE performances on the part of the girls.
Tell me, why is it that Shylaman cant extract good performances from his actors? Is he blind or does he just not care.
>muh self insert
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>>81470951
The girls were pretty shakey
McAvoy carried the film though. Even if you didn't like the movie, his performance was incredible.
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>>81471047
Totally agree. Its a god damned shame everyone else was such fucking shit.
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>When will Hollywood realize that white washing isn't worth it?
Do they think that their audience is that stupid?
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movies like last airbender and ghost in the shell didn't flop because of the race of the leads you retarded ethnic, they flopped because they were shit movies
white people are hot, everybody wants to be white, and everybody wants to watch hot white people doing cool things
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Aang and Zuko are white though. Only the brown water benders were the only nonwhites in the show.
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I just saw this. I watched it twice in a row over two days.
I had casually heard it hyped my entire life and just dismissed it as >lol nerds circlejerking over an old sci-fi movie. Oh how I was wrong.
It took a minute for my 2017 brain to become acclimated to its pace. Initially I unironically thought I accidentally torrented the original planet of the apes. I even took a nap after the first initial scenes because like a faggot I got bored. I was internally bashing the first scene like "a bunch of monkeys, this is boring." The moment it set in that the scene depicted the dawn of man, the usage of tools that kick started human evolution I nearly shit myself. Its like zooming in on the mona lisa's nose and thinking "who gives a fuck its just a nose" then zooming out to realize you are looking at a piece of art. Similarly its like listening to an unremarkable note from a Bach fugue then listening to the entire thing in context. Absolutely mind blowing.
Now I understand why people think the he directed the moon landing. It wasn't that the moon landing was in itself so unbelievable, but that 2001 was just so amazingly realistic and that Kubrick's directing ability in a way overshadowed NASA's perceived competency.
I very rarely rewatch movies, but I see myself watching this film periodically for the rest of my life. I am 27 years old and the effect it had on me makes me want to watch every Kubrick film in chronological order, the man was an artist. I've seen the shining and a clockwork orange and loved them but 2001 was the man's magnum opus.
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>>81470462
My personal favorite is Barry Lyndon, but 2001 is my second favorite.
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>>81470462
tl;dr
Solaris was better
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Weebs will defend this
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>IF YOUR HIGH PRAISE IS ALL WEE HAVVVEE LETTTTTTTTTTTT US NOT BE WITH OUT YOUUUU
KINO just KINO
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>implying a better kaiju film exists
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This show is so bad.
All of the kids in this show are good guys, but the show needs some sort of conflict between them, so they constantly are mad at each other for things that their parents did.
I thought they would at least show some more sex scenes or making out scenes, but even that stopped at some point and it's unwatchable now.
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>>81470294
>now
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>>81470514
She has a hot body, shame about her face though.
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>>81470579
you're mom is the reverse
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Doctor Who General - /who/ - Porn Colin Edition 2017-04-10 02:13:31 Post No.81470008
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Doctor Who General - /who/ - Porn Colin Edition
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Welcome to /who/, the Doctor Who general!
Last General: >>81461294
Embrace the pleasure of his screwingdriver
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reminder that we need someone (who ideally resembles a female voice) to do all of nirvi's lines for foreman and then we'll be well on our way to beating foreman to releasing
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Embrace the pleasure of Binro
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>>81470068
Did we decide on a title last night?
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Would you fugg Gozer the Gozerian?
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>>81470036
for a long time i thought she was also played by sigourney weaver.
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preferred her as her THICC form tbhwy
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>>81470036
When she asks your dick:
>Are you a god?
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I love how everyone on here who posts an opinion about Ghost in the Shell (2017) always states "I was pleasantly surprised", "it wasn't as bad...", or "actually it is pretty good".
The shills have really pulled a number on /tv/. You know this board is dead when it gets fed what to think by literal shills who try to get people to not watch a movie or to think that it is crap.
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go outside
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>>81469952
It was actually pretty good
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>>81469952
>caring this much
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Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
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I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Dankey Kang is the best game ever.
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>Sega Genesis
lmao only hipsters think this
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>>81470063
what was the question?
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Now that the dust has settled
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What went wrong?
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>>81469862
sjws didnt like that they "white washed" the show so they gave it bad reviews
reddit and the public regurgitated those bad reviews without giving it any thought of their own
The show is the same quality as the other 3
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They cast someone who can't even pretend to fight
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>>81469862
Literally the main actor not wearing a mask so they wouldn't have to add 30 cuts to every fight scene. He could also have worked out a bit, he looks pudgy. And gotten rid of that stupid fucking perm.
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https://youtu.be/IMXTPEslx84
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>>81470100
Wagekeks btfo.
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>>81470100
>200x112 gifs in the year 2017
Did you pull this off tumblr or something you fucking retard?
ITT, We post characters that women will NEVER understand
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"But he's a Nazi!"
"He's also a good father and husband and is tortured by the things he had to do during the war."
"My dad was right about goyim like you!"
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>>81469883
Thats because women dont understand sacrifice or trying to make the best of a bad situation. They want everything to be perfect
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literally did nothing wrong
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Is this movie kino?
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yes it's great
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no it's shit
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i think you had to have nostalgia for it, i tried watching it (with no memory) and didnt enjoy it
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>"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Force."
Fucking HOW?
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>>81469769
he was obviously talking out of his ass.
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I don't know. I don't watch kids movies.
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The Force created the universe
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*blocks your path*
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Best character of the sequels.
Hayden Anakin done right.
And best costume as well
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>>81469711
THE SPACE FLIGHT I FILED WITH SNOKE LISTS ME, MY REN, DR. PONDA BABA
BUT OBI WAN, OVV YUH
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>>81469941
WTF are you talking about, he's a fucking manchild