OH NO
HAMLET TURN AROUND, HE TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE
HES GONNA PUNCH YOU
OH SHIT. HAMLET
I CANT WATCH THIS
HEY EVERYBODY I CANT WATCH THIS
I love WKUK because it's so shit while also so funny
LISTEN TO THE WOMAN JOHN
>>87122965
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
WWHHAATT!!!?
Like Python, WKUK shares the trait that its (freakishly) tallest member is the best both because in each case he does the cutest sarcastic comedy and also because human beings are biologically programmed to admire and promote the tall male.
I fucking hate my generation
This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.
The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.
>>87122935
No clown for you, beta fuck. Go float yourself.
>>87122935
>x will make you y
>x is y and its z
>you wont believe x, its totally y
any others I'm missing?
Was Buckley's Angel real? If not what mental illness does Luanne have?
Considering Luanne also considers her Manger Babies real and marriedbasedLucky, I'm going with mental illness. Or, more likely, fetal alcohol syndrome.
Is it worth watching this? Or is just going to start off strong but ultimately leave you blue balled?
Asking for a friend
The first 4 seasons are good, after that it's hit or miss
Can you handle dragonballs-tier speed of plot-progression?
>>87122968
Forced drama is the worst kind of drama. I watched the first couple episodes and turned it off when Rick came back to camp and his wife didn't immediately spill the beans on what happened. It was fucking retarded. I did come back and watch it, but it's not a very good show. All it does is fill that zombie niche if you're looking for something like it. Could be much worse, though.
http://archive.is/mvlkl
What's Whedon doing
>He's been hired to basically rework dialogue, most scenes where the characters are standing around and talking, like batcave scenes have been reworked.
>Terrio had used dialogue that had a lot of metaphors, but when watching a cut they found it felt too formal and didn't work with a group that were meant to become friends, it also didn't test too well with very early test audiences, so they decided to change it .
>Snyder asked WB to let Whedon come in and help re-do these scenes and Snyder thought Whedon was able to capture this better than himself, Snyder was meant to direct this before his family tragedy, and with Whedon on board already they asked him to direct.
I can't wait for Alfred and Batman to shit quips at each other in da cave.
>Snyder thought Whedon was able to capture this better than himself
and with that the DCEU is finished.
>Snyder makes unironical kino
>critics and audiences reject it because they are brainwashed to like quipshit only
>"SO YOU LIKE QUIPS HUH MOTHERFUCKERS I'LL GIVE YOU QUIPS"
>brings Whedon in
The wrath of the kinomaster is scary
What are some Man and dog kino?
that movie about will smiths leg
a boy and his dog
Hannibal tv series
I just fixed the defenders
>>87122857
did they even use the words defenders in the entire series?
>>87122956
Luke Randomly yelled out
WE DEFENDING UP IN HERE
*Smacks Lips*
then the scene kept going it was weird
You think Netflix will fuck up the Punisher too?
Has anybody on /tv/ actually seen the entire 931 minutes of Berlin Alexanderplatz?
Yeah but it was a long time ago.
What does /tv/ think of Sleeper?
Well... um... gee.. you know... I guess it was... yeah.
I like it. Probably my favorite Woody Allen movie of his straight up comedies.
The thinking man's Idiocracy.
Allow me to break the ice.
>>87122733
At this point they should just embrace it and overdub him with Arnold one-liners from the Batman and Robin movie.
> Do you know what killed the Lannisters
> Ice Age
>>87122733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4FryTzcfJA
Thoughts on this alternate scene from the Game of Thrones finale?
>>87122718
>Doesn't change United States Marine Corp to the Knights of the Vale
>Doesn't change Navy Seals to faceless men
It's shit
Reddit-tier humor.
>>87123191
I literally got 4 on my empathy quotient.
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>tfw hidden deep away in the vault known as George R.R Martin's mind we have an entire tax plan thought out by Jon Snow
Anyone willing to guess?
56% flat tax
*puts Tom Hardy in a mask on a plane*
>>87122645
DUDE BIG GUY LAMO
>>87122689
t. newfag
*kills protagonists wife*
What would have happened if he stayed dead?
>>87122573
sneed
>>87122573
The show would of been better than it is now.
Dany would be on the Iron Throne right now instead of burning a few food carts