Why didn't she just use a gun?
That's the solution to like 90% of all movie plots, lad.
>Horror movie with scary psycho wielding a knife or chainsaw
>Sci Fi space flick on a foreign planet with evil ayyyylmaos
>really any movie with a guy who doesn't have a gun on him at the time he dies
It's like Hollywood, which is in California need I remind you, has no idea that having a firearm on your person at all times is a valid option.
Why would you use a gun on a wide tv screen?
>>79062156
Use a gun for what?
Is this a popular actor?
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>>79062125
My gf loves him
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Will we ever get a good Ayn Rand movie? I fucking loved Atlas Shrugged and Objectivism is god-tier ideology, but the movie of Atlas Shrugged sucked.
Probably never since Hollywood is extremely left-leaning.
>god-tier ideology
KEK I guess that is why Ayn Rand spent her last days moneyless and sucking on the govt. tit.
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are we in the dullest generation? what exactly do young people do these days? I honestly wouldn't be suprised if lifestyle of teenagers when I was a teenager and which existed for many decades before that has now vanished.
There's certainly no interesting sub cultures, even the fucking emos are gone now
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What the fuck is up with these henchmen? What are they even supposed to be anyway? Droids? People? How fucking lazy were the people who designed them?
I know it's an overused meme but these 1940's robot men immediately brought me out of the movie. I mean why not just CG some rusty vintage battle droids from the prequels if you really need nameless inhuman henchmen?
Jew Jew is a no talent hack.
Tell that to Kanja Club.
The Glasgow skag addict accent took me out of the movie
>>79062095
They probably tried to make that guy the new Boba Fett, but only after casting did they figure out what a horrible idea that is.
Jesus Christ Phoenix
>>79061849
Looks great desu. Let's hope this is decent.
>>79061880
Phoenix only does kino now
>>79061849
If I could live comfortably, I'd probably live like that too
Why wasn't the first Star Wars ("A New Hope") simply called "The Star War" if there was only one war going on in the film and no sequels were planned?
>>79061722
why wasnt it called star treks if they went on a lot of treks?
>>79061722
>Why wasn't the first Star Wars ("A New Hope") simply called "The Star War" if there was only one war going on in the film and no sequels were planned?
It was. The Episode IV: A New Hope tag wasn't added until the 1981 re-release following the release of Empire Strikes Back.
>>79062257
It wasn't called "The Star War".
Did you even bother reading the post you quoted?
Michael Cera's best photo
>>79061527
>this is a millennial action hero
>>79061527
Is that h3h3?
>spent my whole life trying to get my sister to watch my beloved sw series
>"lol no, star wars is for nerds, only nerdy geeks like sheldon watch star wars lmao"
>The Horse Awakens comes out, big mouthed female protagonist, suddenly star wars is hot shit with normies again
>"oh my god, i loooove star wars!!!"
>watches Rey's movie several times, watches the Original trilogy, even watches rogue one
>try to get her to watch the prequel trilogy
>tell her that Revenge of the Sith is a genuinely good movie and enjoyable to watch and is important for any star wars fan because of its worldbuilding and backstory
>"lmao no everyone says the prequels suck"
>"but you haven't even seen them"
>"lmao no everyone says the prequels suck"
this is why women should not be fucking allowed to have opinion on movies. women never come up with an original critique or thought regarding a movie, they will just parrot the most popular opinions they heard from their friends and on the internet without criticing them, just to fit in.
This is not a real thing that happened.
>>79061521
it fucking is, i asked her if she thought snoke was darth plagues and she was like "lol who is that" cause she hasn't even seen RotS why is this such an unlikely story?
>>79061509
Nice blog you cocksucker
Seeing how The Hobbits trilogy got circle-jerked and hated so much around here while LOTR is (rightfully) praised almost every day, let's play it another way.
What are some things that you like about The Hobbits and what are some things that you don't like about LOTR?
>>79061426
Hobbit wasn't trilogy material. They extended the story into three parts exclusively for monnies, thinking that 'stupid children buy it anyway'.
>was around 13 when fellowship came out
>spent highschool rewatching it nonstop
>had all the toys
>friends would play battle for middle earth on LAN all the time
>have only ever watched the last 2 hobbit filma once
I dont understand how they fucked those movies up so badly.
>>79061426
>What are some things that you like about The Hobbits
Literally nothing
>and what are some things that you don't like about LOTR
The overuse of the "he died no wait he didn't" trope or whatever it's called. It happens like 8 times throughout the trilogy. And Gimli + Legolas quipping. And "I am no man" scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmbyWGCwX90
>being catholic on 4chan
Well youre either a virgin or going straight to hell
>>79061382
Brilliant show
>>79061405
>he isn't a virgin
get a load of this fuckin normie lmao
Is this the most anti-fascist film?
fascism is good though
>>79061325
haha kill yourself
>>79061325
Time travel to 1940 Germany and live there for 4 years then come back and defend your statement
Every thirty seconds:
>tits
>fetishistic softcore porn
>"COCK"
>pissing, shitting
>"COCK"
>"WET VAGINAS"
Was it needed to make this so crass? The writing was decent on its own.
go be a numale somewhere else, marvelfag
They had to fill the remaining time they didnt fill with slow slow-motion motioning
>>79061266
It was basically a gay fantasy series all in all.
STRIKE HER
Their relationship was weird.
>>79061157
The scene when Solomon got hanged on a tree and everyone else just go on doing their business is pretty fucked up desu
>>79061157
How much fun do you think Paul Dano had singing that nigger song? You think he messed it up on purpose just so he could do the take again? Do you think he walked around on set calling all the blacks niggers, and if anyone got upset he'd just say that he's in character?
KEPT YOU WAITING, HUH?
>>79061146
It's about time
WHAT A THRILLLL
>>79061146
>TRUMP BAAAAAD
>DEMOCRATS GOOOOOD
>REMEMBER THAT REY!