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>>86633261
I'll take 'films that beta virgins will never understand' for 15, Bill.

>>86633261
I've seen this thread 17 times but what movie is it?

>>86633596
Shame.

Along with 'Hunger', one of the best British films of the last few decades. The director went on to 12 Years a Slave after, which pales in comparison.

>>86632956
>Why did everyone friendzone Hermione

because she was a know-it-all annoying girl with flaws who only got tempered as she became friends with Ron and Harry and vice versa

it's like you don't know the source material

Because she isn't attractive in the books, and even then she only got interest from the kid that used to bully her because he was even more repugnant.

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Why are you even trying to find logic in a childrens series bassd off of one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>86632565
go back to wow

i hate ice and i hate dragon

Will it breath ice, frost or liquid nitrogen?

>>86632368
20 IQ
I hate it!

>>86632368
134

It's aight, I get the impression that one of the main writers/creators is a really funny guy while the other is a fedora. I think it'd be better if they get rid of the fedora.

5,470,678. I have transcended such trivial things.

That's all muscle stick boy

God his face is so stupid.

I can forgive the fat design, cause nips seem to love it now, but that head design is just so un-Godzillalike

Is this for Godzilla Vs King Kong? I don't see why they just didn't keep the design from that Godzilla movie.

I dunno. They made a bunch of cool hamlet remakes in the UK, one of them was set in a 40s or 50s era it was really cool. They kinda missed the mark with this one

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I unironically enjoyed this. Even teared up a little.Not even a chick.

To show in classrooms

wtf that is so homophobic in hindsight

the line that spawned a thousand memes

>>86631619
Indeed. Raimi is an absolute madman.

>>86631354
you know a man writes this because women know they will never live what she lives

gay niggas LMAO

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>you're the only man who's ever touched me

The third part elevated this movie from 6/10 to 9/10

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MEW

how is this a question

>>86629981
this
op a retard

MEW is going to die alone

>>86629060
Xena was a badass with an interesting personality. The second I never watched because GoT is for fags.

>xena
A true warrior who actually FIGHT with her own forces to achieve her goals, beside that she also has a feminine penis side and a strong force of will she is equal if not strongest than men because she is actually a badass and not just because had a vagina

>Daeneris
MUH KALEEEESHIIII

>>86629060
Because Xena has massive flaws that are thrown in her face almost every other episode, for every person she saved she and her armies during her warmonger days killed dozens if not hundreds, not to mention Callisto who is a constant bloody reminder of what she did and how it affected the survivors.

>battle of the bastards
>Jon isn't even a bastard

>>86628676
>Jon isn't even a bastard

He is.

>>86628676
>from start to finish.
No, Dany's section sucked.

>>86628646
The goal was to trigger you.

Looks like it worked.

>>86628646
I saw this movie when I was 8 or so and I remember being so confused by it and asking my mom why his daughter was black.

there are black jews. deal with it.

.t Drake

>>86628489
brainlet

>>86628519
Not an answer.

>>86628519
This faggot

What the fuck is "deadwood good"?

I don't know what the fuck Deadwood is, but yes, Rome is good.

>>86628458
It's god tier.