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>>79926681
Is this bait? Because that was the entire point.

>>79926731
I was supposed to be annoyed?
Like I enjoyed when the goose broke the fourth wall but when the chef and Hollywood bimbo #526 in tub showed up it was just bad film making.

>>79926913
still me

if they can't explain how shit works through exposition and dialogue they aren't good writers

>>79926609
a gay black conservative man?

Dullest Franchise Guy or Chris-chan's brother

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What the fuck is his problem?

>>79926597
kino

I hated that shit when i saw it in high school and college. That shit was all over Napster too.

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me on the left

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...duh

>>79926564
Because he don't eat anything that wasn't prepared beforehand and he fake 99% of the shit he do and he is never alone or far from medical assistance and everything is scripted?

Are you new to TV?

i remember when he bit into a live fish and its guts spewed out from another hole

hilariously disgusting

>>79926521
HITLER

>>79926574
He's actually not that complex of a person

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>>79926521
Danny Glover

>>79925902
yes please daddy

>>79925902
is that a merzbow shirt
what a faget

>>79925954

>Merzbow
>Faget

Pick one

The Boondock Saints

The Neon Demon

>>79925763
Fight club.

more like momwoman

>>79925656
because she fucked niggers

butterface

>>79925614
I don't know what it is but this woman turns my crank.

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This is the best thing she's done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH7dMBcg-gE

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>>79925748
>you will never date Bowie/Swinton's illegitimate daughter with severe daddy issues

>hire a gay leading actor
>have him parade around in his underwear
>have him resist sex with a woman, have him sleep in another man's room instead
>dude we didn't know!

SURE

>>79925562
>theres a scene where a man is stripped naked and whipped to death with a towel in a shower
>theres a dream sequence in which the main character walks into a leather gay bar
>theres a scene where freddy sexually explodes out of a man
>theres a scene where two men are locked in a room and parents think they're fucking

>i-its not gay, w-we didnt know!

I always thought it was about a gay guy in the typical damsel in distress horror movie role. I thought it was very progressive for the time and always respected Wes Craven for taking that big of a risk.

>stick fork in toaster
>entire city power grid blacks out

>character's heart stops beating
>use a defibrillator on them

>characters kiss for 2 seconds.
>initiate sex.
>dude just shoves dick in with no effort or finesse.

It's WB's fault. For rushing things instead of a slower and well-mapped out universe-building.

Snyder was put in charge

they modeled the new superman movie on the Nolan batman movies which was a big mistake

That's wild, man

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>>79925324
>Alex dropping truth bombs about pedophile vampire aliens
>"DUDE WHAT ABOUT CHEMTRAILS"

get over it

>>79925277
Because, for the last fucking time, it's shit

>>79925277
Because no one cares about BvS, nigga.

>>79925843
>for the last fucking time
Oh ok see you in the next BvS thread

>>79925257
it was garbage i didn't laugh once

>>79925287
How so

>>79925361
i just didn't think any of the jokes landed it felt like a generic comedy and it dragged on a bit