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>>85576285
he's a shit tier pleb as always.

>>85576339
nice...

>>85577075
cast Xhe

This season reminds me about fantasy serials from early 2000's
Everybody wearing black leather only makes this impression stronger

watch it here
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

Who checking out Sara Pascoe's legs here

So Crystal Maze is taking a break until the regular folk play yeah? Have they said a date?

siskel and ebert

>>85576173
>Not being a polyglot
the absolute state of this board

>>85576173
> Americans
It's sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPWgodul_E

>>85576282
im collapsing im OUT IM OUT...

... im not there

>>85576138

Americans won't recognise the guy in your pic as Patrick Marber, the cunt who destroyed UK comedy.

They might want to know that he wrote Closer, the film that Natalie Portman played the pink haired stripper in.

>secondhand childish banalities itt

>>85575994
Does the fish tank have a piranha in it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdUOH3GeqxY

You tell me

>>85575994
GoT.

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>>85575859
I liked you in Captains Courageous.

I mean I don't have TV, movies, internet, video games, books that don't try to eat me or sports that aren't retarded to watch so I have to watch something. Anyone interested in a jelly bean that may or may not literally taste like dog shit?

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>be weasleys
>have map tell us where everyone is
>likely one of the most sought after things in the wizarding world
>use it to sneak around and let off fart bombs
>don't notice the man sleeping in the same bed as younger brother who is also a dangerous criminal

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Why are you even trying to find logic in a childrens series bassd off of one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

I just miss her

ITT: We ruin the show worse than Moffat

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>>85575738

Did anyone ever see that Conan DVD infomercial he was in?

>>85575577
Amy Brenneman

I have a message for the bullies
You're shick

>>85575408
lul thought it was david chase at first, desu any old male decent actor would be better than fucking snoke