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So brave
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what
isn't she like a mega-star? why is she littering for attention?
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Giving away books for free is actually...good.
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>>84229625
Isn't France, especially Paris, extremely liberal and pro-woman rights anyway?
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Why are all female leads Mary Sues now? Why can't screenwriters understand character limitations anymore? It's seriously RUINING movies.
I rewatched Alien today and the reason that movie is so compelling is because of the characters and how they are limited in their abilities. Ellen Ripley is a terrific female protagonist and yet the most heroic thing she does in that film is shoot a harpoon. She doesn't even get to use a flamethrower and she never directly engages with the xenomorph until the very end when she shoots it out of the hatch into space. Also, there isn't a SINGLE MOMENT in that movie where I questioned a character's actions and his or her ability to carry out that action. They were all human and grounded.
Now, let's talk about Alien: Covenant. We're going to discard the entire cast except for Katherine Waterston's character because there isn't a single even slightly memorable or interesting character. They try to infuse Danny McBride with a ton of "personality" and yet he still comes across as one-note and uninspired.
Katherine Waterston's character looks weak as fuck, she has no proper set-up to introduce her strength and heroism, and then she's swinging from the ship on a tether literally having fisticuffs with the xenomorph like some superhuman capeshit woman.
Why can't studios understand that you can have a good, strong female protagonist without making her a Mary Sue?
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>>84229608
every main character is a mary sue. remember the rocket that exploded on take-off at the end of "Koyaanisqatsi"? total mary sue.
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The greatest Mary (Gary) Sue of all time. Ridiculous power set and a self insert character for his creator. He's such a Mary Sue that hisshiw isn't even worth watching. You always know how it's going to turn out.
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>>84231295
Forgot my pic
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is roger the most based man in the history of tv?
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>>84229527
goddamn mike pence is fiiiiiiiiiine
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>>84229527
more like a beta. the dude was dying for and by pussy. tipyucall hedonist who whines he will die. he is like a woman.
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>>84229527
Yes
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You guys can't post more obscure content than I can.
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I might post more after I'm done finally watching this one. There's a second episode too but the link doesn't work anymore.
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and here's someone you might recognize:
https://youtu.be/k2QzjQEjp5Q
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more president kino
https://youtu.be/mjvbDEU_eZA
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https://youtu.be/Xv35MQFeFmc
This is what you call a pastel oil paintings on glass cartoon.
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why does this video have 2.1 BILLION views?
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>the world revolves around the USA
ameriburgers everyone
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Very sophisticated bots and exploits.
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>>84229037
the biebs, dude
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Come join us watchan and bantzan the best in comfy Horror
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Currently showing The Twilight Zone episode Valley of the Shadow. We might even show The Exterminating Angel by Luis Bunuel at some point.
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winona ryder's best performance was in reality bites.
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>>84228984
The Lenin guy in this episode even has the weird eye
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>>84229331
*Heathers
Is this movie worth watching?
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Not if you're a Godzilla diehard. It's shit.
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It's excellent and in many ways a timely homage/remake of the first.
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>>84228955
>>84228996
T-thanks for the confusion guys.
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FEIGE DOES IT AGAIN!!! DCEUCUCKS BTFO!!! 2017-06-24 01:13:56 Post No.84228539
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FEIGE DOES IT AGAIN!!! DCEUCUCKS BTFO!!!
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>blue checkmark
opinion discarded
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literally who
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Nobody cares about MCU now that Wonder Woman is the best superhero movie since BVS
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>4%
I wonder (((who))) could be behind this?
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but ayn rand is a retard
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>>84228334
Seconded. Not a real political philosopher. Rather a biased author with a poorly thought out philosophy.
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>>84227988
bitch was living off the state
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ITT: we talk about Very special episodes.
These were some of the best things that were ever on TV. From the Happy Days episode where the black guy comes to stay with them and the mom is all racist and says shit about watermelons and the cops arrest the guy for being black at night, to the two part episode of All In the Family where Edith gets raped on her Birthday, to my personal favorite: The Bicycle Man.
>In this very special two part episode of Diff'rent Strokes, Arnold and Dudley become friends with the owner of a local bicycle shop named Henry, unaware that he is a pedophile looking for his next victim.
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>>84226476
Michael Jackson learned to give kids "Jesus juice" to loosen them up for a dicking from watching that episode. I liked the episodes where Arnold smoked crack and Sam got kidnapped and Kimberley got kidnapped too on separate occasions. Seriously what the fuck was up with that show?
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>>84226476
I liked the Facts of Life episode where the 30 year old gril lost her virginity
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>>84226655
>Sam got kidnapped
That's a good one. The Kimberly kidnapping episode just made me horny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqh7c2v8hG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp4ZVz7tjEM
Everybody was getting kidnapped in the 80's.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OPPPPPTTTTIIIIIIMMMMMUUUUSSSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOOsQQ65xZ8
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OPTIMUS PLEASE
NO PLEASE, STOP
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>>84226445
no wonder these movies do so well in China. no other franchise perfectly depicts the terror of their daily lives
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>>84226508
kek
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He didn't deserve it.
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Yeah but fuck him.
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>ONE AFTER MAGNA CARTA LMAO
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>>84224462
He did it to himself
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>The epitome of liberal comedy
AHAHAHHAHAHA - HE'S DARTH TRUMP, GET IT!?!?!?
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they used to be somewhat clever
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You know matt and trey are conservatives right?
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>>84224092
In fact, it's the only example of liberal comedy that's actually mainstream.
You and >>84224124 have no idea what you're talking about.
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Why is this allowed?
Is it the reason those recent black shows and movies have been 95%+ on rotten tomatoes?
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well
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>>84224042
Because the Oscars have ALWAYS been about inter-studio politics rather than movies. Why else do you think Harvey Weinstein has so many Oscars? Dude is corrupt as fuck.
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It's why Moonlight won this year.
I promise you 90% of the Academy saw La La Land and loved it and only 10% of voters saw Gay Black Boys: The Motion Picture but because of La La Land's white cast and Moonlight's minority pandering, they voted it to win.
Despite the fact that Moonlight was the definition of a film school movie. Like, indistinguishable from shit you see in Production II classes.
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IT'S HERE
https://youtu.be/RGU2dBKEj50
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>uploaded 2 minutes ago
go away jay
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haha they only do big blockbuster films.... fags
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>>84224058
they both have shit taste, and seem generally unlikeable. and those two canadian guys are even worse.