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>>84170067
she does it for me in every way, when I check her instagram I get a boner and feel sad that i will never have a wifey like her.

how many gallons of sperm (world-wide) have been sprayed to this film

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JUST

OMFG it's real?!? ...no wonder Josh doesn't want to be seen with him.

https://youtu.be/N9NAOn5oRzo

>>84169952
he's dead

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he was a masochist cuckold that watched over his ex-childhood love's husband's son and he also starred in easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

looks like crispin glover if decided to quit hrt half way through

What scene in Birdman is this?

He had just demonstrated how negroid violence plagues the new planet the alien had just arrives at; and sarcastically introducing him to the white mans burden.

*punches an alien

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He LITERALLY says "Earth" though, I never got this meme. Is it just the white man's fear that blacks just MIGHT be equal, so they need to make up fake instances of forced "lol nigger" memes to keep themselves from falling from their pedestal of superiority? Really gets the 'ol corn a poppin'...

>>84169778
she's super cute, can i watch her in anything besides that nerd shit?

>>84169834
ITV's Victoria but she plays Queen Victoria so she's mostly dressed how you'd think Queen Victoria would dress so you'd be better off suffering through nerd shit I'm afraid.

But even as someone who watches the show and thinks she's super cute I watch episodes I would normally skip just because she's in it and it makes it easier to get through

ZA

First

Had a weird dream about PewDiePie spoiling The Doctor Falls and saying it was a timey wimey Minority Report.

After 3 years I still don't get what was Moffat thinking when he just decided that cybersuits just grow around buried bodies in death in heaven

perro caca

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>>84169758
Stop coming to TV. We even had a live thread.

>>84169719
(OP)

>>84169719
IT was proven very early on that Lester had no sense of hand/foot coordination or balance, as shown by him slipping over and breaking nose (Something which is literally shown in your image btw, OP). There is NO possible way that Lester could've rode an eagle without falling off and dying. This is backed up at the end where he gets off 'falls off' his motorized sled, and then 'falls into' the ice hole.

season 3 finale was lackluster. what was with that ending?

i'd accept UFO interference over this

the one thats kino

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>>84169678
The Thin Red Line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j924qaMb0d8

>>84169678

Haha I get it the joke is that he does this in all his movies haha good joke haha

Also Dark Universe already exists.

and I'm not talking about the one we're in right now

>>84169630

>They couldn't get them together for the cast picture so they had to photoshop all of them in
>Sofia Boutella is there even though she gets killed off in The Mummy

Christ, so many things wrong with this picture.