Only the best comedy horror films are welcome here.
>no Creepshow
Bad bad bad.
>>86494415
comedy horror is shit
>>86496265
I think creepshow is just barely a horror film and not so much a horror comedy.. Although there are some funny moments.
me want tater
A+ thread
>>86494442
He just wanted people to reply to him to feel like he belongs. This obviously isnt at all funny unless you have reddit humor
Did you like my movie?
mhmm
>>86494334
mmmmm
careful now...
>>86494334
thats a big hat
mmm sneed
Alright, this one made me laugh.
Kill yourself, seriously. The fact that you find this garbage meme even slightly amusing is a sign that you have nothing to offer the world and humanity as a whole would be better off if you were dead.
>>86494374
Somebody doesn't get it.
>>86494374
Beat it Chuck.
I know I'm late but I finally got around to watching this since it came out on redbox. I didn't actually think it was that bad as everyone says.
good parts:
-good visuals, nice scenery
-david's autism because he's a robot
-david and walt's interaction due to david's autism
-david and walt'sfight scene
-kinda like the scene where the albinos are decimated because it at least tried to connect to the previous movie
bad parts:
-useless crew and characters, nobody is likable. they could have done something interesting with the 1st captain who was insecure (mentions nobody likes him as captain) but it went nowhere. also thought the two long haired brunettes were the same character. short haired girl is bland.
-ridley uses the same plot tactic as prometheus where a boyfriend/girlfriend dies and causes their partner to act unreasonable TWICE. makes the crew look like retards who can't stick to guidelines
-cliche where ship is hijacked/broken so nobody can leave
-ALL THE ALIENS ARE CGI
-all the aliens are REEEE monsters and not silent but deadly killers
[continued]
-weird discontinuity with the black alien bursting out of the guys chest with how the alien chestburster is supposed to look? not sure if this was intentional but it looked weird
-david and the chestburster alien communicating?/raising his arms in the air
-david being overly emotional/evil.
-david's philosophical rants should have been more subdued
-nobody on the crew thinks it's weird that there's humanoid ashes all around
-nobody on the crew is suspicious of david and allows david and walter to hang out for too long
-doesn't make sense for david to kill the prometheus aliens rather than allow aliens to merge with them
-dead shaw
-unnecessary sex scene that felt like a scene from a b-movie
-evil ending, which really sticks out to me because in none of the previous alien movies do the characters lose (never watched resurrection so correct me if I'm wrong). the movies end on a good note.
now some questions I have, are the white aliens just the result of humans merging with the pesticide? and david created the eggs/pesticide? why did david kill the albinos?
did the camera focus on david's arm at the end because, unlike walt, he doesn't have regeneration abilities? why is ridley scott a hack?
>>86494175
it was decent
>>86494417
thanks for your thoughts
so what happens when the guy gets hard?
>>86494108
they have an intern suck him off
>>86494108
they ignore
>>86494108
They crash that pussy with no survivors
did you like logan lucky?
I haven't seen it yet but I plan on it.
>>86493888
It was written by a woman. Is it good?
>>86493888
Is Pence allowed to be VP and also do movies?
Are Archer and Rick and Morty the only good animated shows on?
Just finished Rick and Morty and I'm disappointed I have no more animated shows to watch.
Live action is great but sometimes I just want to watch 20 minute bursts of ridiculousness.
Dude science
This show is dog shit & has billboards in the hipster neighborhoods of America that just last year were violent nigger ghettos.
They pay for $15 coffees & beers & watch this piece of art that has phrases like poo poo pee pee bub bub
on the show, & is what makes it intellectually Superior to your white oppressor brain .
Your not a good person if you don't find this show HILARIOUS
DUDE WEED
DUDE RIB n MORDY gods ded lol hail satan
>>86494655
i'm not telling you you have to like it
i like it because it's stupid
anyhow my question was "are there any other good cartoons" not "are there any whiny assholes" so beat it nerd, this thread's a no whine zone
>>86493869
Bobs Burgers
Bojack Horseman
This is the ultimate pleb filter
>>86493844
2, the original is good though.
>>86493844
T1 is reddit as fuck. T2 is /ourkino/.
https://youtu.be/CQFdGfwChtw
New Colin Farrell kino.
>>86493833
visually looks stunning
>>86493833
god dayummmm Kidman looks hot again
george
/tv/ is better than this right?
http://nypost.com/2017/08/16/millennials-dont-really-care-about-classic-movies/
We all watch the classics, right?
>>86493805
>black and white shit
grandpa it's time to stop posting
>>86493805
I do but I'm Gen. Z. My favorite actor is Maurice Chevalier.
Millennials don’t really care about classic movies
It appears that the “Golden Age of Cinema” has lost its sheen to the young over the years, as millennials are turning their back on classic movies.
A new study finds that less than a quarter of millennials have watched a film from start to finish that was made back in the 1940s or 50s and only a third have seen one from the 1960s.
Thirty percent of young people also admit to never having watched a black and white film all the way through – as opposed to 85 percent of those over 50 – with 20 percent branding the films “boring.”
A new survey polling 1,000 millennials and 1,000 Americans over the age of 50 conducted by FYE.com, reveals that looking back into the history of cinema isn’t the preference of youth today, with millennials exponentially more likely to have binged on films of the last 15 years than on classics from bygone eras.
Less than half of millennials have seen the likes of “Gone with the Wind,” “The Sound of Music,” “To Kill a Mockingbird,” or even “The Shawshank Redemption” — rated the greatest film of all time on IMDB.
>ask for 2x the salary of chris pratt in passengers
>still make less money than some fucking frog
What went wrong?
how can actresses bitch about pay when NONE of them under 50 years old are talented?
the fappening
>>86493670
well deserved fag
Why did Vin Diesel a mutle million dollar chad become such a beta around this girl?
>>86493652
he want pusy
he's a nerd that plays dungeon and dragons
>>86493652
Hes the biggest nerd in Hollywood.
Who is the better actress?
Jessica Chastain, but Bryce is more attractive.
>>86493579
Bryce is a coalburner
>>86493732
Then Bryce is both the better actor and more attractive.
why do they either hate or say "meh" to literally every movie that comes out?
They sound miserable, do they not enjoy anything. They even said Dunkirk was just ok. What was the last movie they said was good?
>>86493520
>not realizing that opening sequence was a bit
Are you memeing or are you that fucking dense?
>>86493520
It's just an act. They're intentionally reviewing a bad summer horror movie that no one wanted a review for and brushing over all the big summer movies that everyone wanted a review for.
>>86493520
I remember they really like GOTG v2