So it's agreed that we're all pretending to like this because it got shit reviews and to trigger r/asianmasculinity.
Is viewing required or can we just shitpost about how its underrated?
>>80696216
I'm giving it five stars just to trigger SJW. Don't even care to watch it.
>>80696216
It's OK. Not great, but better than any network capeshit. Which is how you have to judge it, as capeshit, based on a comic book, about a guy who uses kungfu in a era in which you can buy an assault rifle for a few hundred dollars.
I enjoyed it, which was all I was looking for. Not to be lectured to about identity politics, or to give me something deep to think about, but an action story, with a coherent storyline, and graphics that aren't going to make me laugh. It did all of that, and so it deserves at least a C+
>>80696216
it would be passable on any broadcast network, but the expectations for it were greater than that. No more, no less.
Do you guys like Holden as the main character?
fuck holden mate falcon or fuck off
>>80696184
I like him better after he had to finally get his hands dirty by his own volition.
Yeah, he works for me. He's an insufferable moralfag with a broad naive streak, but in a compromised world full of rabid Belter radicals, shifty heartless corporations, the sluggish self-interested Earther behemoth and the fucking weirdo Spartan MCR, that kind of idealism is going to appeal greatly to certain people. It's no surprise he was able to attract followers and even his foes see him as someone that needs to be manipulated, rather than corrupted, because it wouldn't work.
What did Kaneda see /tv/?
I always wondered if the other characters were worried that the psychologist on the ship (the one you would think should be the most level headed of the bunch) was also concerned with whether or not God lived in the sun
>>80696145
God
The third act.
HI WOOWIE
why couldn't he put on a goddamn shirt for the camera
i think they played this up to make him look more like a sperg
Etsubatsu?
>>80696190
>i think they played this up to make him look more like a sperg
Really? What makes you believe Mr. Theroux would ever sink that low? Maybe his other """"documentaries"""" where he pretends to be nice only to insidiously stab his victims in the back by showing them in their worst light? Pfft, please stop being so paranoid.
ITT, We fix movies better by recasting a central character. I'll start
>Black Swan:Replace Mila Kunis with Keira Knightley
>>80695872
2 hot 4 /tv/
>>80695872
I want to see her covered in cum by fa/tv/irgins.
>>80695872
>Goldfinger: replace Sean Connery with Idris Elba
>Population of the world at the time of the outbreak - 7 billion
>Percentage of gay men - 1.8%
>Percentage of gay women - 1.5%
>99.9% of the world population is killed
>The main group has interacted with maybe 50/60 people
>We're now at gay character #6
Kind of ridiculous no?
>>80695833
>We're now at gay character #6
Literally a non issue
>>80695833
The entire show is GAY!!
Maybe it doesnt effect homo people
NILES WE HAVE TO STOP MAGNETO
>NILES?
>>80695780
>says this is probably his most favorite role of all time and was super chuffed to return even for a minute in Days of Future Past
I love Nicholas Hoult, but his Beast is shit.
>>80695780
>NILES
>THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR WHINING
>THE SHIELD IS GONNA TAKE THE SHERRY IN THE BANK
Do Americans really do this? Are you guys so unhealthy that 43 grams of sugar in a drink so acidic it will take the paint of a car settles your stomachs?
>>80695724
I wouldn't drink the cola but 7-up or ginger ale helps
>>80695724
Little sips, retard. Little sips.
>>80695724
Soda does actually help upset stomachs. The Navy of all groups proved it actually cause seasickness.
What is its legacy in the world of cinema?
>>80695568
The end of an era, and the beginning of Capeshit.
Watching Deepwater Horizon.
What did she mean by this?
>>80695568
Capeshitters started taking their genre too seriously.
How do we stop him?
why would we?
he's harmless
dude's just cashing in on the societal wave we're all riding at the moment
>>80695457
Yeah, pretty much. I don't care for him, so I don't watch his stuff. Like I'm aware that he exists and that people I'd never want anything to do with like him, but other than that he's off my radar.
>>80695396
its to late. in order to stop him we'd have to go back and end him after his time on MTV with Single'd out. Once the nerdest network got up and running it was the beginning of the end
>how much would you put into this?
all 4 inches
Six inches, amirite fellas?
>>80695321
https://www.rabb.it/r/jbjd3o
Whats your favorite bad action movie
>>80695266
>Cobra
>bad
You probably don't even cut your pizza with a scissors
I don't like bad movies.
>>80695343
pleb
You fought in the Bane wars?
>>80695080
Yes I was once a meme knight the same as your father
>>80695220
Who was once a big guy, before he became a hothead
>>80695080
BANE?
Music video kinography.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
>>80695031
Great start, OP
Not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtpD5mOgyKo
Cabaret Voltaire Kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4IAnSdtbNY
Tonight Psycho begins
will Rihana die as is tradition or will the show pull a 180 on us and she survives
and if she does die, will she die like she should?
And Psycho was just on TCM. As in, it finished five minutes ago. Tie in?
emma!
Norman I hope you wipe down that glass, because that's a good way for the cps to get prints