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Batman Begins

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4901304/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4957446/

and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJ5cZnoodY is something I watched last night.

A Cure for Insomnia

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still from the movie

>>79007027
>>79007027
You lie!

My mother's husband works at Disney and he says it won't have one.

if no one goes to see this trash does it technically have one?

>>79007135
>My mother's husband
So how does he refer to you?

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>>79006754
i hate how every year, redditors make pepe simpler and less charming

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Harry Potter, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy Arnold having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance.

Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before.

>a-and now you swear you can taste the sweat
"No!"
That's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you.

Smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty. The beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>79006754
Each and every single one

>>79006596
A movie epitomizing the zeitgeist of a generation?Twilight maybe.

>>79006596
>>79006639
def. twilight

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The Devil Wears Prada: flashy editing, attention grabbing secondary characters, main character who is conflicted

Whiplash:

Are you a

>nu male
>tumblr landwhale

>>79006548
is he pouting?

>>79006548

awful bait

anyone who responds seriously should neck themselves

>>79006153
ginger milf

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>>79006153
Troi, because if you choose Crusher, you have to have a personal relationship with Wesley. Although, it may be frustrating to have Troi constantly reading your mind and emotions and what not.

>>79006119
I hope so, we don't have enough terrorist kino.

>>79006119

>american irish funded the IRA
>american """""""irish""""""" not welcome

dumb potatoposter

>>79006119
>wants a good film about the IRA
>tells Americans to fuck off
>Hollywood is in America

Where's the logic?

>>79006085

He was my least favorite part of Gavin & Stacy even then. He is genuinely unfunny.

Americans love sloppy seconds.

As an American I couldn't tell you the appeal with this dude, he probably got his own talk-show through trickery

>>79005851
I enjoyed panting man with a wounded shoulder films

But muh VPN

>>79005851
Except I own those dvds forever and if the site gets taken down or your computer dies there goes all your movies and tv shows

"Awesome"--
No one.

>>79005803
God, please re-cast Jean.

kill me

the 4th kind has some ancient aliens shit in it

>>79005732
Found footage I can never forget the fact that I'm watching a movie, and watching a movie isn't scary no matter what happens.

I've never understood the appeal they just seem to be so bad and yet so popular. It's a thing for others I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bmJuwqvV6M

I remember Bane.

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>>79005665
at least you can walk

He was a Big Guy

>>79005638
Bump because I'm bored at work and want success for my great thread

>>79005638
I really enjoyed this episode. McHale's impression of the Dean is one of the most funniest bit in the series.

>>79006437
"Jeffrey...you've hit gold, save it for the screen"

>>79005582
Fuck off I bet you like pineapple on your pizza you weak degenerate piece of shit.
You will NOT survive the winter.

>>79005582
you dont want to know

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>cheese on a piece of cardboard
>pizza

Dumb americans.