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>>79200272
This is really bad. Why Arnold Why?

>>79200272
>stealing the song from Pirates 5 trailer
how pathetic

Looks fine

>>79200211
I can't even tell the two apart aside from the main cast.

>>79200250
That is the main cast

Jim Carrey one is better simply for those mesmerising lips

>>79200193
How is anna farris holding up?

>>autodoc can suspend
>>pods can't

Who the fuck built this shit.
Why didn't he wake up someone younger and hotter?

>>79200377
Because he thought, "Wow, just like me..." After listening to her logs.

>>79199962
There's an 'talian adaptation of the same novel Kubrick was inspired by, so definitely check it out. If you want a great visual experience similar to this, check Lynch films, though you've probably already seen them. Paprika, Millennium Actress and Perfect Blue are also quite solid.

The only ways to defeat a T-1000 that we know of in the movies:

- Extreme heat (molten steel)
- Acid (in Genesys)

You can certainly try to weaken and slow it by hitting it with liquid nitrogen, but where's that lying around?

You have to try and lure it into a steel mill or chemical factory, but chances are the Terminator knows what's up. It'll be on it's guard.

And it can uses guns to kill you as well as create javelins to impale you from a distance. It's also fast as fuck.

Slomofartbagjokes tend to confuse the overtly rational, yes.

>>79199813
send him to the sun

they made Jim West a nigger.

>>79199686
I always liked this movie solid 7.6 at least.
I guess people hated it because it had nothing to do with the original series? It was way before the whole current reboot era where that sort of thing is norm.

>>79199686
>tons of unfunny racial humor
>main characters have no chemistry
>steampunk garbage

Those are the major reasons, I'd think. It's not funny when it tries to be funny, it's not cool when it tries to be cool. It's just filled with failed ideas.

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This film is liberal as fuck
>he respects women (he covers up the slave girl instead of letting the slavers watch them going at it, he automatically assumes the blonde chick is a fighter and treats her as an equal)
>treats people of different races as his equals
>respects his friend's religion
>while the only black character is a villain, he is an intelligent and cunning wizard instead of a savage barbarian

>>79199950

He openly mocked Subotai's religion and said his own god laughs at it.

>>79199685
If you mean anti-numale, then yes.

I gained 11kg of pure muscle just by watching this

70%

47

Lower than BVS.

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COREEEEEEEEEEEEY!!

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>>79199487
>mfw i very clearly remember going too my parents room and asking what pornography is after hearing that line

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>>79200072
what'd they say?

Why did Sauron reach at Isildur with the hand he had the ring on? What was he even trying to do?

>>79199327
It was cut from the movie. But he had touched Gil Galad and he burst into flames amd wanted to do the same with Isilidor.

>>79199452
Why didn't he use his other hand then?

>it's an Olivia is stalked/kidnapped/nearly raped episode

is that head photoshopped?

>it's a gamer gate episode

>>79198976
Idris Elba

>>79198976
Shia

>>79198976
Messi

>co-worker proceeds to look at me strangely
>I start bending over and getting sick
>gurgling the words "vir-gin" over and over
>friends begin to think I have a problem and call the ambulance
>the pale overweight guy is even looking at me weird
>realize I got on the floor moments later
>everyone proceeded to walk the dinosaur

2/2

>cute guy and his gf leave with looks of pity on their faces
>"Hellosir,welcometoAMC!HowcanIhelpyou? (fuck oh my god)"
>glance up and see his virgin face and jolt my eyes back down
>"Umm...two tickets for the 3:15 Toy Story: The Stories: Boo's Teenage Adventures. My girl's on her way here from our hous- I mean CRIB. So she'll be here in a while"
>think maybe he's not lying after all but I can help but still feel the virginity wafting off of him
>subtly press the silent emergency button under the register
>"Wouldyoulikeanythingelse?" still can't keep eye contact for too long
>"Ummm....umm..TWO large Cokes and TWO JLaw FeetEssence DeluxePop popcorns"
>start worrying that the alarm is broken
>he pulls out his wallet
>"Okay sir. That'll be..."
>have to think of a way to stall
>can't touch his virgin hands when he pays
>"What did you want again?"
>see him get frustrated
>take a step back
>"FUCK! I KNEW WOMEN WERE INFERIOR! A LARGE COKE AND A LARGE JL DELUXEPOP! WHAT'S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!"
>scream as hard as I can
>handsome customer
and his friends run tackle him to the ground
>police bust from behind the ticket stands and arrest the creep

REAL 2/2
>>79199118
kys

I was expecting it to be some sort of joke post but this was just sad
You actually took the time to type that out

Cling Eastwood is the Ryan Gosling of western actors.

John Wayne is Steven Seagal of western actors.

John Wayne wins, more down to earth then actor Clint eastwood.

>>79198859

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVJGh51wR7k

>>79198859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9BL59uiAz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOTxnMNN4Po