>that friend you have who keeps trying to get you to watch a movie and you eventually give in and agree to watch, and he's watching your face to see your reaction during the whole movie, and afterwards he asks you what you thought of it and you pretend you liked it to not upset him but he can tell and is disappointed anyway.
>Armageddon is in the Criterion Collection
What did they mean by this?
sometimes Criterion releases schlock and shit to finance their obscure hipster Namibian drama releases.
See: The Rock
Would it surprise you to learn that The Rock and Armageddon are their two best-sellers (IIRC)?
pain & Gain should unironically get a Criterion release
maybe in ten years when it gets cult status
The kino that brought back Aerosmith for 10 minutes
>British character deliberately drives on the wrong side of the road
>>84074298
>Ameriblubber thinks driving automatic is OK
What's her fucking problem?!
>>84074277
She's Asian.
>>84074277
She was pregnant
troi is better than crusher
>>84074277
Her husband was a cunt
>>84074274
Yes, raising an army of retard militiamen instead of bringing proper legionnaires
>>84074274
Didn't let me have a go on Ilithyia.
He was a fatal combination of arrogant, untrustworthy, weak and inept.
The fact he got so high in Roman society is a mystey in itself, because he was utterly fucking hopeless, both socially and militarily.
Was he /ourguy/?
You betcha
I want to fuck her accent.
>tfw people still don't understand the purpose of this scene in regards to the investigation
/tv/ related confessions
I cry very easily at sad or emotional movies, ive even left movie night with friends because I know ill start to loose it like a bitch if its an emotional movie.
[spoiler[but I always feel really good after I cry
>>84074176
I used to be a legit chad. High school football team, scholarship to college, went to parties all the time with girls, ect. I always chuckle when I see the chad and stacy memes
im also a total theater geek and fill biff, I would never tell any of my friends but id let ii slip sometimes and theyd be like "what? theater plays and shit? thats stuffs for faggots anon". But now im past that and I go all the time
>>84074176
I work for paramount pictures in hollywood. Im not a well known face but I work directly with many powerful and famous people
It took me a week to watch the extended LoTR trilogy
I think Die Another Day is a good Bond movie and nowhere near the worst
I don't find Emma Watson remotely attractive and wouldn't even look twice if I passed her in the street if she wasn't famous
I liked Matrix 2&3 just as much as the first
I think Django Unchained is nowhere near as bad as /tv/ says
Why is he so smug
>98% of footage was shot with IMAX cameras
based bay does it again
which?
>>84074059
>>84074125
C'mon, man. Throw me a bone before I get banned.
Blu ray all day
This was actually breddy gud.
How does a zombie get an erection if it has no bloodflow?
>>84073983
They have very slow bloodflow though
>>84073983
how does a zombie walks if he's dead
i imagine ED medicine works well enough on them
open movie
pause at 0:01 seconds
the other anons will try to guess which movie
>>84073982
nightmare before christmas?
>>84074009
nope
Is The Thick of It the best political kino?
Yes, Prime Minister comes close though.
Why did nobody ever tell me that it was an unironic KINO? I always thought it was just cheesy shit. This is damn good /tv/-bros!