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I eat mine before I go and then drink some lead paint to confuse the body scanner. Once I'm in the theater I'll signal for a hall pass and go to the bathroom to vomit up the paint and the snacks.

>>81627469
theaters have scanners in America or is this supposed to be ironic??

>>81627503

Have you ever seen Total Recall? It's like that, with the full body internal scan as you walk in.

>>81627227
>>your favorites
>The Searchers
>Tombstone
>Unforgiven
>TGTBATU
>Once Upon A Time In The West
>Outlaw Josey Wales
>Stagecoach
>My Darling Clementine
>For A Few Dollars More

Missing any?

>>81627227
Once Upon a Time In The West
Once Upon a Time In The West
Final duel scene. It's my favourite scene in history of cinema. Music was beyond perfect.

3:15 to yuma

Love is strange... man who hates sand falls for beached whale.

>>81627156
So this is why he fell for the dark side.

>guy poses with sister
>/tv/ goes crazy

you people are weird

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I gotchu senpai

Fascinating idea let's give it a try.
First of all, do documentaries count?

>>81627137

wouldn't that be cheating?

>>81626808
She's a coalburner. Nobody wants her anymore.

>>81626808
i hope that's a beautiful mixed child inside her

mostly her pusy

>piracy fags just now seeing logan

>>81626801
>girlvirine is obviously derivative of stranger things
23 came way before she did but, sure bub
>girlvirine is basically invulnerable so the action scenes lack tension
If she's caught she won't be invulnerable to the way they'll dispose of her, the vulnerable one was also Wolverine and Charles, not her.
>massive fanservice but leaves out sabretooth
I'll give you this, it would have been nice to see him but young wolverine was pretty cool too, it gave us a glimpse at what Wolverine could have been in the first X-Men if they had gone R
>cringey child actor filled final act
Yeah that was retarded, little chocolate man dancing to electrocute people looked stupid

>>81627019

but she wont be caught because shes fucking invulnerable

Yes so what

>>81626626
You now what you sound like a sooner queer boy how about we throw you in the red river faggot.

>>81626626

Austin here. We drove off most of the rednecks.

>>81626385
That's a tuna bro.

>>81626385

>that episode where villagers thought he brought back luck and were debating whether or not to stone him and his crew to death

scary

>>81626525
Sounds like we should integrate those people into our society.

>>81626333
I love the MCU, but I don't have high expectations for this movie.

You don't know what the fuck the word flop means

>>81626368
Why? Its pure shit.

>>81626422
F L O P

multipass

>>81626328
C O M P R E S S A H

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the thing! I forgot but you know what I mean right?!

Heroin junky was the worst character.

>>81627059
I dunno I kinda like him.
He's a 100 year old man's consciousness in a young junkies body.
I think they've nailed it with most characters to be fair.

Loved it. Cant wait for season 2.
Autistc/Doctor is best grill

>>81625985
because Star Wars is gay

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>>81625985
stop

Because being gay is cool.

>white """""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""

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True Kino white humor

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>white """"""ranger""""""

Actually yes I do.
And the book was better than the movie, but the book wasn't very good for much other than jo material

>>81625577
Patrick do you have a dog?

Sports and Fore! are pretty nice albums.

>>81625363
That movie was terrible

spooked me

>>81625393
can you name me some horror films that you consider to be good?
It's a genuine question I want some films to watch, preferably not the boring cattleprod shit and a film with more than just gore