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If Gandalf is so good at magic why didn't he just make the Ring disappear behind Frodo's ear where no one could find it?
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Why didn't they just ask sauron to destroy the ring?
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Instead of putting himself inside the ring, why didn't sauron just put the ring inside himself?
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Now that the dust has settled what is the official /tv/ consensus on Tim Allen and his kinography?
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>>82844605
Tim Taylor is one of the greatest fathers in television history and Tool Time was kino television within a kino television show
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>>82844786
>Tim Taylor was never your dad
Why did we even bother getting born?
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>The Santa Clause
>Jungle 2 Jungle
What other kinos was he in?
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What are famous /his/torical battles /tv/ thinks would make for a good war movie and why?
I'll start:
>Battle of Spotsylvania Court House
>part of the largest military conflict waged in North America
>North and South locked in an epic and deadly struggle that will decide the very future of America
>fate of the world arguably hangs in the balance since the outcome of the Civil War would have greatly affected whether the United States rose to become a world power in the 20th Century
>an immense tragedy comparable to the Illiad, neighbors, families, whole community torn apart
>15,000 men killed or wounded over the course of 24 hours of fighting at Bloody Angle alone
>literally took place in the middle of a storm
>fighting was reduced to literal medieval hand-to-hand combat after the rain ruined all the gunpowder
>surrounding landscape was almost completely flattened, with trees literally ripped in half from gunfire
Seriously, the accounts of it make the Battle of the Bastards look like romantic picnic at sunset by comparison.
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would sound like an awful movie of dirty violence
maybe spin it pacifistic a bit
Im not American so I aint getting hard for this kinda stuff
The siege of Tyre would be awesome, hanging on that island while the Greeks are building a fucking bridge towards you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WkWy47ighY
Siege of Masad as well, Romans building a ramp to kill some platform jews that then commit mass suicide
good thread anyway OP
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>>82844821
>you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI1fqOELQ48
fite me
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Movies without Wanda Sykes > Movies with Wanda Sykes
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Sure. But they're both not Mallrats.
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Rosario Dawson's bouncing breasts > Anything
fite me
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I'm 2 episodes into this...
>race mixing
>cuckholdery
>vagina vore
>"fuck white people"
>some dudes dick pic
Is this pure kino?
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american tv in a nutshell
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>>82844143
Did you know that the author of the American Gods comic is a literal cuck in an "open marriage'?
>>82844640
It's based on the writings of a Brit
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>>82844726
>Did you know that the author of the American Gods comic is a literal cuck in an "open marriage'?
Who cares? Why does that matter to you?
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>Hackers holding Disney’s latest ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ for ransom.
>The movie sucks so bad Disney won't even pay the ransom.
http://deadline.com/2017/05/pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-hackers-ransom-1202094203/
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We don't make deals with terrorist
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The movie probably sucks, but Disney ain't paying because there's no reason to. It's not like piracy won't exist with the new movie, there will be screener leaks or camrips up within a few days of release. It makes no difference to them.
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It's not just that it sucks, but that the only appeal is the same as in a Transformers movie. You know it will be some kind of big-theater experience. If I want to watch it at home I can wait a few months for it to show up on Netflix rather than pirate it.
Not a lot of people will steal it. It's just not worth protecting.
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Why does Ridley Scott keep casting ugly looking women in Alien films?
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>>82843862
Waterson is a cute
A CUTE
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Why does Anon keep trying to convince people that he's straight?
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this is now a katherine thread
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is this movie any good?
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>>82843786
not as good as chocolate rain
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his best movie
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>>82843786
its decent. nothing amazing
penelope is a qt
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How do you feel about this getting cancelled?
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>no more unsubtle jokes about kat's massive tits with her mischievously tilted smile knowing full well that the guys watching her show whack it so hard to her
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It wasn't that great but I will miss Stifler's mom.
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i literally could care less for all intensive purposes
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Remind me again why you hate this adorable little thing?
Is it because you're asad little man who doesn't know how to have fun anymore?
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It's annoying and not funny - aimed at kids and moms who don't understand anything about gotg - outside of the movie.
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I don't watch marvel movies
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>>82843617
I've never seen those movies, so I don't really care what you manchildren get triggered over. Grow up, kid.
FUCK BAYNF AND FUCK MASKETTA PEOPLE
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>>82843607
DARING
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TWO PLANES
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SO THEN BIB GAY SAID THEY EXPECTED -TWO- IN THE WRECKAGE
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Where they his slaves? 2017-05-17 12:09:48 Post No.82843600
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Happier in the factory with wonka than back in loompa land with the wangdoodles
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>>82843991
Still slavery
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>>82843991
you mean like these oompa loompas?
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wtf I love asian people now
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Post the mom's feet.
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constance wew
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>>82843366
Show footpusy
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>the greatest film series of all time was made by an all-white crew, starring an all-white cast, based on a story by a white writer who based his story on European mythology
Really gets the ol' noggin joggin'
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>>82843201
not really, if anything it's a testament to Tolkien's autism
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>>82843433
what
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>>82843433
>autism
>existing before 2012
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Yes Please
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I guess he likes Colin Farrell then
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>>82843135
>FLICKS ABOUT DEATH
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>>82843135
Taht shit looks kino as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck