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too much buffy/angel storyline

>>81994253
I think her upper lip is very American.

>>81994253
Was it ever confirmed that she was half-retarded?

>be me
>be privileged cisscum
>forced to volunteer as an audience member of Bill Nye's new show to maintain diversity quota (meaning I'm the only white guy there)
>think to myself this shouldn't be too bad
>remember fond memories of 90s nostalgia when Bill Nye succinctly explained sediment layers of rocks
>got an A on a 5th grade natural science test thanks to Bill Nye, fuck yeah
>be seated, this will probably be good for young kids learning about science
>Bill Nye runs out on stage, as energetic and limber as ever
>the crowd goes wild, clapping feverishly as our public school physical education classes trained us to do
>Nye says, "Now this is a cool little segment!"
>The crowd is at the edge of their seats, barely containing their enthusiasm
>"You know this woman..."
>oh wow Nye is going to introduce a female who successfully overcame barriers and challenges in a STEM field, share her experience, and persuade girls to pursue a career in science
>it's the current year afterall
"... from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
>wait, what?
>"Please give it up for Rachel Bloom!!!"
>Crowd goes absolutely insane, cheering, hooting and hollering, clapping their hands together like an autistic sea lion presented a bucket of fish
>lights go dim, seizure-inducing spotlights akin to prison searchlights blind me
>Rachel Bloom struts out in some slutty outfit
>Her out of tune voice shrills about her vagina having a metaphor all its own
>"CUZ MUH SEX JUNK IS OH OH OH"
>goes on to sing about anal sex, promoting orgies and name drops post-modern writers
>implies that evolution lead to this moment
>meanwhile they parade a Poo in Loo on stage dressed like a poindexter who just stands there awkwardly dancing; probably for the sake of diversity
>Rachel then unironically says being a tall pansexual flirty wood sprite is a sexual identity
>goes gives a standing ovation
>Nye runs back on stage, gives props to the middle aged Asian woman DJ wearing a fucking seahorse costume

science = reddit

>it's a /pol/ denies and mocks science for the third time in a row because a show triggered them episode

just watch superior farscape instead

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>>81994236
I finished Farscape last year, I just want to watch more of Claudia Black

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>>81994236
this guy knows

bummp

Did anyone else even watch it?

>>81994766
Rotten Tomatoes says it's shit, so no.

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I hope to see it sometime soon.

>>81993979
Hard to digest

>>81993979
bear autism

mental illness

nice heinies.

Would love to bond burger the one on the left

Black girl has an amazing body.

>>81993895
She's pulling a Trump

Westernized Asian women are all retarded 2bh

>>81993942
They certainly are bossy as shit. It's either their way, or the highway.

THAT. IS. AWESOME.

that-is-awesome

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>>81993878
NEAT

More like happy burger am i right?

always thought he looked like brandon dicamillo

Not this thread again, pleeeeeeease

(yes)

HACK SNYDER HEHEUEHEUEHEUEHE

>>81993574
Years except it should be lonely autists instead of elitist

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a better question

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>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin

>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore

>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas

Fag fight.

>6.2
>6.5
>6.8

RT is pretty stupid

Only one of those movies has an oscar

>>81993609
>m-make up is a real oscar too!

yoooooooooooouuuuu BITCH

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*slurp* FETID!

HOW DARE THEY SERVE THIS TO ME?

THEY HIDE THEIR FINEST BEAN!

PREPARE THE ATTACK!

THE MAAAAAAN OF THE HOUUUR

>My verdict on the flick was that it was solid popcorn fare, and was a slight notch above in quality in contrast to the past four bland offerings from Marvel, which really isn't saying much honestly. Firstly, the antagonist in the flick was (on the surface) a far more compelling choice than having the heroes face a stock-standard muscleman, unfortunately his motivations fall into the same pitfall of Apocalypse in his eponymous X-men flick. The “Imma destroy the universe because xd” gist which is the basis of the villain’s motivations is so fucking lazy it infuriates me. Gunn should’ve made it a more intimate threat amongst Starlord and the Guardians and use it to explore their relationship/bonds with each other, rather than inflate it into a contrived superhero clusterfuck. But then again, it’s Disney capeshit, so shame on me for expecting something that isn’t run of the mill.

>The dynamic between Yondu and Rocket was great, and their on-screen antics was certainly the highlight for me. In fact most of the key-players are fairly well rounded and play off each other quite well. As mentioned in the above paragraph, the villain problems unanimous throughout the MCU is still present, with the subplot focusing on Aiisha and her pawns quickly devolving into being thrown into the mix as a means of adversity to the heroes when Gunn writes himself into a dead-end. Many of the subplots and arcs feel unfinished in fact, which are definitely exemplified in the end-credit sequences. I at-least somewhat appreciate that Gunn had the gall to kill off a key-player in the denouement, which is something that the Russo cucks refuse to do due to not wanting to upset the fanboys. But then again, then Guardians are D-list characters than function in their own contained storyline, so I guess Marvel’s head honchos would see it as a safe bet that doesn’t upset the balances too much.

>The humor is more of the same. If you shit your pants during the first, then you’ll probably do the same here. Despite this you can feel that the flick certainly tries harder to be funnier due in part the first clicked with general audiences, and while the film does have quite a lot of good visual gags, you do feel Gunn pushing it at times into ‘le-reddit xd’ tier.

>In regards to the visuals, the CGI is very impressive with a faithfully rendered young incarnation of Kurt Russell that manages to avoid the uncanny valley. Cinematography-wise vol. 2 is breathtaking at times in regards to both composition and spectacle (until we near the climax at-least), proving to be a stark contrast to the disgusting wet cement that was Civil War.

That’s about it for my faggy review. I you've seen it tell me what you though of it.

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>>81993172
what did you think of yondudeath?

i felt feels desu

>>81993198
i wish it fleshed out starlords father a bit more and the middle definitely dragged

>>81993226
pretty much what i got from it too, wish i saw it in imax, my small local screen was fine in 2d but i feel like this movie needs to be seen on a BIG screen since its made for imax and shot on a red camera looks fucking amazing.

As for plotlines not wrapping up well they do, just rather lazily but thats fine as a placeholder for the 3rd movie its fine.

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