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do you think I <3 summer is still around

>>79910899
I have never seen such pretty puffy lips on a guy before

>wants to be a man
>obsessed with make up, good-looking hair and looks in general
Women are too predictable.

I'll apologize when she starts sitting on my face

>>79910778
/thread

I'm sorry that I didn't do more in my youth to fight the powers that truly run this world. I'm sorry I didn't learn everything I could about them while my mind was still fresh, and I'm sorry I didn't sacrifice my life to help erode the influence and corruption of the Rothschild Family.

I'm sorry that I didn't do more to help cease Jewish nepotism in the film industry, thus giving birth to the realised idea someone had of casting a stick-thin Jew as the ultimate female superhero, Wonder Woman.

There. I apologised.

>>79910660
TRIGGERED

>>79910660
mite b cool, sine I'm not an easily triggered /pol/babby

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>>79910710
>triggered

ITT: times you acted like The Guest

>>79910832
>follow my sister to the halloween party she was invited to
>wearing just a shirt and jeans
>knock on the front door
>girl in cat ears opens the door
>"Um, who are you supposed to be?"
>"I'll bring in the kegs, where are they?"
>she just stares at me
>"They're probably in Zeke's van, it should be unlocked"
>walk off to get the kegs but I can't find Zeke's van anywhere
>powersprint up the road until I find a bottleshop and buy two kegs
>roll them back up to the house party
>this takes about an hour
>carry them in, with one on my shoulder
>"Where do you want these?"
>see a joint being passed around
>leave the kegs in the hallway and walk up to the circle
>take the joint out of someone's hands
>wink at the girl
>"I'm a big boy"
>take a drag so large my eyes start watering
>keep my breath held in and go into the next room
>start coughing violently
>throw up a little bit on my shoes
>notice the cat ear girl's ex walk in
>quickly find the speakers and unplug the ipod
>take out my mixtape and put it in the cd player
>cool eighties synthpop starts playing
>run over to the ex but trip on a keg and smack my face into the wall
>blood is pouring out of my nose
>the guy helps me up
>"Hey man, are you okay"
>stare at him coldly
>all humor has left my face
>"I'm really sorry"
>go to slam his head but he steps back and accidentally smack a picture on the wall with my hand
>bits of glass are stuck in my palm
>"C-call the police, and tell 'em the truth"
>they throw me out the front door
>as I limp away I turn and smirk
>through the crowd of people I can see my sister
>she mouths the words "What the fuck?"
>eventually get home
>go into the bathroom
>take my shirt off
>wait for her to get home
>real hero
>and a real guest
>a real human bean

"I'll do the dishes, it's the least I can do"
"No no, you are our The Guest. Please let us do it "

Pretty nice of him to offer

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>knows people want to hear about it
>denies it anyway
>ties it in with a self depreciating hipster joke

she is a real pro at social media and working her fans

do you think I <3 Summer still likes her?

>>79910636
can she fuck off and die already.

She's such a talentless black hole vacuum on society.

>>79910592

one what?

>>79910630

just one

>>79910630
*won

>>79910455

None of those guys could speak Greek, they were speaking gibberish. Apart from Malaka, Greeks really do say that constantly.

>>79910604
If it was gibberish, it was pretty Greek sounding gibberish
t. Bulgarian

pusher trilogy

>>79910243
Barton Fink

Living in Oblivion

Ghost World

fuck both!

please elaborate or I'm going to assume violet is inferior

He was suppressing his Bill and Ted shtick so hard in that film.

He's like going to totally suck my blood if I don't stop him dude

>>79909841
I like Keanu and Wynonna but they were both miscast in this movie

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooootka

*hands you a safe key* mhmm

LOL SO EPIC

Mhmm

aphex rhubarbed

what a dumb post

>>79909672
>Last night I Jack rhubarb'd your sister
????

problem child 2

>>79909077
bad boy bubby

Superbad

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>>79909067
that looks like an atari 2600 game, but maybe i am biased because lil yimmy was in the 2002 one.

>Oscar-winning artistry and talent
>assembly line product

>>79909067
Jesus the 2017 costume looks like ass.

Like Melancholia but no wedding or apocalypse

like Sam Hyde's youtube ouvre but much longer and less funny

>>79908944
Mix of hackers, public enemy and psycho.
Prime Robert Redford in the main role.