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im so horny

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>>81213943
no

So why were they banished?

they're yellow though

>>81213912
literally "SJW: The Cartoon"

>>81213912
>muh joos
Eh, i don't really care. It's a good show.

>>81213909
No XX century movie makes it to the top 50

Movies are a visual art, image quality is super important

Citizen Kane

Space Balls

Eragon

>>81213819
Damn. Was one minute too late to say this.

>>81213704


show's going downhill.

With that being said, if you're not a Canadian, fuck off.

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Finland seems nice. The boys really loved it too.

>>81213743
Frig off, anon.

>>81213616
I'm not a professional psychologist but I believe Steven is a full blown sociopath. Here are the symptoms for being a sociopath he's displayed...

>manipulative
would trick people / systems for the food & drugs he wants

>lack of empathy
didn't care that his dad was hungry after flying in to help him & refused to share a slice

>irresponsibility
was unable to lose any weight on his own

>charming on superficial level
upon first meeting people he's respectful and humble

>poor behavior controls
throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way

>pathological lying
he threatens to tell the police that his dad beats him if he doesn't get what he wants

>need for stimulation
would call the hospital staff every 15 minutes

>parasitic lifestyle
he brags about getting things for free from tax payers, family etc

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I rewatched the James episode to count how many times he cried out in pain "MUH LAYGZ" and I lost count around 30-something

>>81214110
to be fair, that does look really painful. isn't there an ointment or something he can get to clear up that yellow shit at least?

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>>81213491
Just turn your brain off bro!

Also, why does he have his mask off just blatantly out in the open like that? Yes they're high up; but wouldn't a photographer at a high enough vantage point be able to see his face. Tony Stark is a pretty high figure in New York, so it wouldn't be far fetched to think the paparazzi is still after him

>>81213576
You don't know where they're meeting. It could just be some random building, in which case it's unlikely that paparazzi would be camped out in any of the buildings behind them.

>>81213576
who the fuck edited this monstrosity?

>>81213489
Nightmare's 3-5 are way better than 1-2

Aliens > Alien!

>>81213534
>nightmare 5
>good

>>81213290
So uhhh, click a click a clack a click, YOU be sayin, that SHE be sayin, that WE be sayin, YOU be sayin, that SHE be sayin, that WE be sayin, YOU be sayin, that SHE be sayin, that WE be sayin, YOU be sayin, that SHE be sayin, that WE be sayin, YOU be sayin, that SHE be sayin, that WE was finna be some form of SUE A SIDE SQUASH??

>>81213354
And that she knew this guy who knew his guy knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin

>>81213290
All memes aside. This movie was hot garbage, and the first flick I've turned off in a long time. Pretty funny that the director will continue to get work because he was part of a project that basically sold itself.

>>81213266
It is truly sad that this man never truly grew up, and what the experience with the remote gives him, is a chance to finally mature in to an adult mentally and emotionally. I would like to say there are not people like this in real life, but I have met them, still stuck in the past, still striving for things in the wrong way, and scared and hurting people in their path out of habit. The only good thing he took with him as hew grew up was his dream of being financially free (which is a great dream to have), but again, he takes the wrong road to achieve it, by constantly trying to bend over backwards and please his boss at the peril of his personal life and family's happiness.

It also comments on the pitfalls of a job (something which the American school system programs us to have, rather than say, owning a business and creating a passive cash flow) and how we become controlled by them. His wife at one point even calls him a 'wage slave', which I found to be a very apt description of someone climbing up the corporate ladder. He is constantly chasing a dream that can't happen with a job, it is not possible to have both time and money in a corporate world.

Although he is seeking to gain time by losing it in the short term through working hard to move up the corporate ladder. His idea is to get a residual income, the problem is, he is trying to do it through a job, he states to his wife, when he is making millions he will hire a bunch of ppl to do everything for him, but he is using the wrong means to do so, he needs a passive cash flow, not an active one such as job for that, and is neglecting his key relationships in the process, which is the real folly he commits here.

>>81213274
He constantly equates corporate success with freedom, and is constantly comparing himself to a childhood rival who 'Has it all.' Instead of just realizing he has it good with his Wife and kids, and actually has a really nice house and life if he'd just see what's in front of him (not that its bad to strive for more, but that plan should be a team effort of the family, not a solo effort, if you are married), but he cannot see it, due to his constant focus on other women, other ppl's money, and why he doesn't like his life, something that most people do, and it is this focus on others and blaming others for our problems that keeps us as humans from ever truly being satisfied.

The film doesn't say money is bad or that success is bad, but rather, when that journey neglects your family, it's not a path worth taking. The film aptly shows how marriages suffer when you lose your focus on why (getting more time with your family) you're doing something and the how (the how here being climbing the corporate ladder here) becomes the why instead of the why being the why.

>>81213295
Some see the ending as a co-pout, and yes, it is, but by the end of the film the first time I saw it, I saw it as a great relief, as I was nearly hysterically crying the first time I saw it and it allowed me to appreciate what came before without being morbidly depressed, but on repeated viewings, not watching the ending after the sad denouement, might make the film better. I am torn, as to if it it hadn't ended that way, would it have put the focus on his failures instead of how he could change his life around, but if it ended with him lying face up (I suppose it'd be a lot like the ending to the 'Bridge to Terrabithia'), might it have changed the overall message of the film? Given the often light-hearted tone, the ending was congruent with keeping this tone, and the ending was not actually out of character for a film of this nature(13 Going on 30 had a similar ending, but it definitely worked better in the overall scheme of the film), one in which the point was to make you laugh, but hopefully think a little as well.

I will say, on repeated viewings, I actually think in a way, since this movie is about choices, and in a ay he forgoes all of his ability to have an active choice until he chooses to die, to to make things right, it makes sense to start over, it is almost like it as a test. So when chooses to never take the remote in the end, I'm not really sure it is a cop-out at all. It may appear that way at first, but he makes things the way they should have been, and this film does its job, when a need a good reminder to put my priorities right, I watch this.

All in all, I give this film a 7.5/10.

>>81213209
Bane?

entirety of perks of being a wallflower

>>81213209
THIS IS KUH-TA-NA. SHE'S GOT MY BACK. SHE'LL C-CUT YOU DOWN WITH A SINGLE SWORD STROKE, JUST LIKE MOWIN' THE LAWN.

My dick, hopefully

>>81213161
Getting Birdperson dick.

>>81213161
Fuck off, reddit

Season 3 will develop Morty as “The Evil Morty” from Season 1
-I applaud the creative team on this one, because there are numerous hints in the first episode of season 3, and it DESTROYS every fan theory online to date.There have been many theories of “Evil Morty” but my hat is off to Justin and Dan because I have never even SEEN this one before. C137’s Morty is actually the literal “Evil Morty” from season 1’s “Close Encounters of the Rick Kind.”
The most prominent evidence is when Morty shoots Rick in the head spur of the moment during the gun stand off despite not seeing the note on the gun ahead of time. He simply got emotional and attempted to kill Rick impromptu. Rick planned for this, and intentionally gave him the defective gun under the guise of a plan to save Summer, but really the situation is to test his C137 Morty for the potential to become “Evil Morty” whom he has apparently encountered in another timeline. YES TIMELINE, NOT UNIVERSE.
Incase you missed it, episode one demonstrated Rick’s ability to travel across timelines and not just multiple universes, and this was demonstrated in his “false” memory where an older Rick came to a younger rick to deliver the portal gun technology. The council of Ricks is shown as being all the same age, and despite season 1 putting time travel on a literal shelf in Rick’s garage base, thi showed two differently aged Ricks interacting. This is a teaser time travel will happen in the series, and it was right in front of your face. The second easter egg is 9 seasons will span a 97 year timeline, when the McNugget sauce red herring was being expounded.

I don't watch adult cartoons, I'm an actual adult.

2) Unity Returns, Rick will Shoot Her Down and she will Leave Forever
-There will be an episode where Unity has become bored in an isolated environment (she is not trading with the galactic federation…. Is this a hint? Was she part of the resistance with squanchy and bird man? I thought she said her goal was to enter the federation before Rick got her insanely drunk and ruined the interview the following day) So, with minimal plot exposition, she begins communicating with Rick, it was said she is “texting him” but this is not confirmed. She returns and attempts to rekindle relations with Rick, but he is too resentful and proud to resolve his feelings for her and will continue to deny her in comical ways despite her attempts until the climax of the episode, which my source wouldn’t reveal. At the end Unity will leave in a rage and with a promise never to return.

>>81213068
To form a library which may potentially legitimize their platform

>>81213095
I don't think you grasp what I'm talking about.

How dumb would a studio be to even contemplate offering a distribution company the option to pay so much to take the movie off VOD access?

You can only rent this now from a physical disc...

This kind of shit is why people pirate movies.

>>81213170
You're an anti-Semite who uses curse words. You were going to pirate it anyway. You aren't fooling anyone.

>>81213022
That shit predates ytmnd, how old are you?

>>81213022
classic