>Character shrieks out in anguish and/or pain
>Cuts to shot of birds flying out of trees
>>80701811
This thread had a better cliche greentext than the others but no one posted here because those plebs only know capeshit tropes
>Characters have sex
>Cuts to shot of candle randomly going out
>character dies
>leaf gently falls off tree
What's some Sigourney kino that isn't Alien or Ghostbusters
I don't care if it's shit or she's only in it for one scene, I can't stop looking at her
>>80701789
That one movie where her and Jennifer Love Hewitt are golddiggers, forget what its called, but its mommykino
>>80701789
Aliens, Alien 3, Alien 4: Resurrection, Avatar, Galaxy Quest, The Village, Paul,
What is the best documentary and why is it The Eternal Jew?
Reminder that it's one of the highest scoring documentaries of all time.
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/eternal-jew/
pretending to be antisemitic is NOT funny. even /pol/ has grown out of it and now loves israel as anyone sane must
>>80701715
Good goy.
how good was the crossover?
>>80701492
About as good as could be expected from New Family Guy and Zombie Simpsons.
>>80701492
The bit where they were in the plane was pretty funny
>>80701492
Not as good as Fairly Odd Parents & Jimmy Neutron crossover.
Is Kate McKinnon funny?
sorta
kinda
>>80701438
She's so fucking sexy
I think I figured out why Game of Thrones is objectively garbage.
It's a book series/show about war written by fat faggots who have never experienced war. They have this idealized version of it which falls into common tropes of the genre.
Meanwhile somebody like Tolkien actually experienced war and while it's still a fantasy series, the battle scenes and war is much more believable as a result.
Do you need military experience to be a great SF/F writer?
It seems like all the greats have served (Asimov, Hubbard, Tolkien, Heinlein, Jordan, Pournelle, Wolfe) while the mediocre ones just went to college.
frankly, military life makes you realize that civilians are whiny, undisciplined faggots. in the army, you can't just quit because you're "not inspired". you can't procrastinate all fucking day and hang out with your hipster friends at starbucks because you're "blocked". you get shit done, because you're focused, motivated, mentally and physically tough (unless you're a shitbag POG or female)
>>80703141
There does seem to be a pattern here, but if you look closer you can see that it is a illusion and only a narrative you have constructed by omitting certain writers and including others. And the greatness of those writers is based exclusively on personal opinon.
How come all great writers are faggots? Wilde, Shakespeare, Vidal, Foster, Wittgenstein, Maugham, Williams.
Who was better?
>>80701293
The darker one of course...
The sassy one that could dance
>>80701293
The first aunt Viv was supposedly a huge bitch on the set which is why they got rid of her. She had a much more regal look to her but the second aunt viv was much more welcoming.
this has to be an edit right?
>>80701203
thanks now i have a boner
>>80701203
shotacon sister femdom ahegao
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>>80701156
why is The Man Behind Winkies, and this scene in particular, so damned frightening?
dude so scary lmao
>>80701156
?
What do you think of her latest special?
>>80700854
Oops, forgot to put her name.
Amy "General Fatton" Schumer
Amy "Apocalypse Cow" Schumer
Amy "The Guns Of Provolone" Schumer
Amy "Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima" Schumer
Amy "The Fat Patrol" Schumer
Amy "A-Pack-Of-Chips Now!" Schumer
Amy "McHale's Gravy" Schumer
Amy "U-571lbs" Schumer
Amy "Zero Talks Dirty" Schumer
Amy "Arby's Macht Fries" Schumer
Amy "They Were Expandable" Schumer
Amy "The Dirty Dozen Doughnuts" Schumer
Amy "The Battle of the Bulge" Schumer
Amy "G*A*S*H" Schumer
Amy "The Big Fed One" Schumer
Amy "Hack Saw A Fridge" Schumer
Amy "Waddlecanal" Schumer
Amy "Hamburger Shill" Schumer
Amy "All Quiet On the Weightloss Front" Schumer
Amy "Sergeant Pork" Schumer
Amy "M*A*S*H*E*D" Schumer
Amy "A Few Good Menus " Schumer
Amy "The Dessert Fox" Schumer
Amy "Cookie Jarhead" Schumer
Amy "Band Of Blubbers" Schumer
Amy "Schindler's Grocery List" Schumer
Amy "Dumbkike" Schumer
Amy "Ham Hock Down" Schumer
Amy "Pearl Heartburn" Schumer
Amy "Flags Of Our Fatties" Schumer
Amy "Behind Enemy Swines" Schumer
Amy "G.I. Hoe" Schumer
Amy "Three Burger Kings" Schumer
Amy "Tora Tora Tora my pants" Schumer
It was funny, /tv/ just doesn't like liberals.
>>80700854
>>80700868
Nice hateful message, bigot. Also, PS: not funny, unlike Amy Schumer. Fucking loser.
have only seen the tv edit before now...
wtf was the thing with the asian guy?
I can see why they cut that out
It convinces Frances McDormand that people are sometimes not what they appear to be, and prompts her to re-investigate William H Macy, leading to the rest of the film
>>80700656
true.
>>80700656
Reminder that there are brainlets on this board at this very moment that don't understand this simple setup
Oh shit
>>80700539
>Oh shit
is this the new Canadian national anthem?
>>80700539
I like it a lot. But I want to hear his voices.
So the movie comes out in October and this is the only commercial news about it... apart from the clown pranks that happened last year.
What are some kinos that don't have any black people?
lord of the rings trilogy
Twister
Skins season 1-2 and The Inbetweeners, I think.
thoughts on Community seasons 1-4, /tv/?
brita > *
>>80700449
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
1-2 sitcom kino.
3 is still good but you can see the decline, ala Return of the Jedi.
4 is dogshit.