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>>80841851
I'm FUCKIN' HYPE

>>80841924
>not extra thicc
you fucked up m8

>>80841851
Is he going to fuck one of Aku's daughters? Will he realise that killing Aku in the past will make her cease to exist and he will let Aku live?

The Sandlot

>>80841622
always bugged me how expensive his weed was

yea it's might be some good shit, but 2 grand for an ounce? get the fuck outta here

>>80842122
not even an ounce, more like a dimebag

>>80841622
Being an insufferable cunt.

>>80841610
>it's a "noname youtuber complains about feminism" episode

you seen that video of a monkey fighting a giraffe? Jamie pull that up

They are talking about gender wage gaps.

>>80841602

You didn't name any yet.

use spoiler tags you cunt

Is that the movie where they climb Mount Everest? Because that's based on a real story where the cocky but competent guy DID die.

>>80841504
Jews got to her

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>harder Omar, give me a baby for the Prophet pbuh

>>80841504
Cant wait. Hope it's R rated.

>>80841479

I was ready to go home a very happy fan boy who just had an unforgettable experience. When, we arrive at a near by IMAX movie theater that had been reserved just for us. Master of ceremonies, Director Bay, lead us into the theater to give us the first look at the extended clip reel that was being prepared for the CinemaCon event coming up in Las Vegas. What we were shown was not a continuous plot segment from the movie, but about 20 or 30 different scenes introducing both the medieval and modern aspects of the "The Last Night" movie that brings together the lore of the 13 Knights of the Round-table, 5 of which are Cybertronians, all lead by King Arthur.

>>80841528


Forget about any kind of introduction, or warm up to the plot as we have seen in previous films. The Paramount logo sequence appears and goes directly into a major battle sequence in the first minute of the film. The opening scene is extremely violent. Giant spiked balls on fire are hurled from a multitude of trebuchets. The bodies of metal clad knights are being crushed and hurled through the air. Out numbered by 100s or even 1000s, to one. King Arthur is desperately waiting for Merlin to deliver on his promise. Merlin is not the sparkly sage we have known before. He's a crusty old drunk we are introduced to as he's chugging down a whole bottle of whiskey. But worry not, a long shot cuts to him riding on horse back to what looks a lot like the Autobots Ark, mostly buried in a mountain side. We can only assume it was conjured from the technology found within, as a massive three-headed flying robot Dragonstorm appears over the horizon of the previous battle scene to save the day.

In a following scene, we are introduced to new characters such as "Cogman" who is a humanoid looking transformer with a subservient personality that can turn violent at any moment. The robot is super detailed with gears and levers that move and vibrate with every gesture. We are also introduced to Hot Rod as the Lamborghini Centenario LP770-4 who rolls up and transforms to reveal a combative Vivian Wembley, played by Laura Haddock. She's clearly not happy to be at the castle of Edmund Burton, played by Sir Anthony Hopkins. Worth noting in this scene, is the appearance of a WWI Mark IV tank Transformer serving as a castle guard. He is also a British bot that is bombastic with funny quirks and random bot parts falling off.

>>80841555
In other scenes we learn there is a human group know as the "TRF" hunting down Transformers, and Cade Yeager for an unknown reason. Strangely, the TRF use robot drones, and mecha-like walking robots in their operations. Cut to an abandoned sports stadium. Here we learn what some may have mistaken as Bumblebee missing his battle helmet. Is actually a yellow robot that gets shot down who goes by the name of "Canopy".

In the later cuts we are introduced some very very big space ships that appear to tie into the medieval aspects of the film. They are shaped much like the circle and cross insignia that has been randomly incorporated in some of the early promotional material. It is not entirely clear what these ships do or if they are friend or foe.

Joe Bob Briggs was hosting TNT Monstervision in his mid 40's. How is James' youtubing any different?

>>80841625
There's never been point in history, until now, where people in their 40s broadcast themselves playing video games and making a living doing it.

And other than Ebert, nobody did it for film.

>>80841786
What about Kermode, that guy has to be in his mid 60s

I WOULD ADVISE NOT BEING KILLED BY HER

>>80840918
SHE'S GOT MY BRAAAAP

THIS IS KEHTAAHNUURRR

how would we know?

>>80840896
I think that you didn't think of it at all.

it was good as long as jlaw was asleep

>>80840741
>implying the iliad has
I don't think you could really adapt Homer.

There was a pretty dank adaptation I saw as a kid, look it up

>>80840790
You certainly couldn't adapt the Iliad, but the Odyssey is very doable.

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Time

>>80840608
blue valentine

>>80840608
First half of Hacksaw Ridge, funnily enough. Shit romance but yeah. At least you get to see some top-tier MR. ANDERSON-bloke.

They just kept going

>>80840648
It's still good. The most recent episode is one of the best.

>>80840606
It's my favorite TV show. Great wholesome stuff.

Tell me about Ohio

Because it's brutish and dumb and appeals to a man's lowest instinct, to destroy everything in his path that harms him and his family.

Benjamin Martin's motivation throughout the film basically boiled down to "muh son" and "muh family" and "muh freedom".

Complete trash.

>>80840590
because pseudo-intellectuals started complaining about "omg revenge! so boring!"

same reason why now every villain has to be a 2deep4u attempt at "actually I am right too!" instead of some simple action based movie