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i can cringe to this

>>86897962
highly edited BTS footage of some dude acting like heat legend's jokester

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>>86897912
>take the works of Shakespeare, throw in some Tolkien and Frank Herbert, mix it around a little and hope nobody notices
>"absolute genius"

>>86897912
Hey, George.

>>86898023
And yet you're too retarded to make mad dosh yourself..

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>>86897814
Would you rather fuck Jay, Mike, or Rich?

>>86899316
jay

>>86897814
I made that shoop!

Awkward...

>>86897787

Yeah that's when you do when you have no talent.

>>86897787
except that's not the show you're describing, try to not think about an imageboard when making a coherent critique you dumb motherfucker.

>>86897648
he's half wight. he couldn't get beyond the wall anyway.

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>>86897648
There's no room on the door.

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>>86897730
Oh, BETTER KILL HIM OFF THEN :^)
there's clearly no use for him at all beyond the wall

>>86897576
I would kill her pusy in this kino

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>>86897643
what about now that she's a wet mommy

>>86897576
they were estranged a long time before he died

>>86897565
FOR ME_

>>86897565
and yet only Marvel matters, how do they do it !!!???

>"no one even knows who Wonder Woman is, DC IS FINISHED!"
>rumors that a former WB employee says that WW is a mess
>"DCucks on suicide watch! JUST!"

>trailers come out
>"AHAHAHAHAH SO SHIT OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE ROTTEN TOMATOES IS GOING TO BURY THIS TURD! CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS GOING TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH WONDER WOMAN!"

>critics first reactions on twitter were overwhelmingly positive
>"fucking shills I swear, look at this review on IMDb saying it's shit without talking about the movie at all, damn this is going to be hilarious!!"

>embargo drops, WW has more praise than Logan and anything in the MCU since Avengers or so
>"fucking SJW shills this movie is SHIT audience scores are going to crush it lmao"

>audience scores currently sit at 92% on a 4.5/5 rating, higher than anything Marvel
>"h-heh well who cares it's still going to fucking BOMB look at this picture of an empty theater (I swear these retards were posting those pictures here lol)"

>WW crushes all predictions and opens at more than $100M, beating IM1, GotG, Doctor Strange, Logan, TWS and more
>"w-well until you see the DROP, 80% at least, DC is dead bury it consider this mercy etc etc"

>"T-The Mummy will crash this movie with no survivors! Can't Bruise The Cruise!"
>it critically panned and flopped

>WW has one of the smallest drop for a CBM ever and the 3rd weekend drop is even smaller
>on it's 3rd weekend it's making more than CW and AoU (Avengers movies)
>already outgrossed TWS and Doctor Strange entire domestic runs after two weeks and it's making more money overseas than dom so far while no release yet in Ger/Jap/foreign markets

>"Cars 3 will bury it!"
>doesn't even make a dent

>"Transformers 5 will finish it!"
>WW doesn't drop, actually rises 23%, T5 tracking for the lowest opening of its franchise ($63-65M)

>"WW bombed! it hasn't even passed 500M! DC is finished!"
>crosses $600M threshold on the same day anon posted this

>"how is this happ-"
>$650M on its 4th weekend

>>86897515
The animation is choppy. That's what I don't like about it.

*BUUURRRP* The Jews Morty the Jews!
Black people CUUUUUUUUUCKED Jerry's dad, Morty! Y-y-y-y-y-you're other grandpa is a *BUUUUUUUUUURRRRP* a cuck!
Women can't do anything right, am I right? Of course I am Morty that wasn't a question, it was a statement, Morty.
WUBADUBBAWUB WUB Abradolf Lincler in the house! It's Lincoln with Hitler WHAAAAAAAAA!
T-t-t-take the redpill Morty. Just take the red *BUUUUURRRRP* pill Morty!

>>86897757
It's more of a budget issue than anything else I think and it still has more production value than other Adult Swim shows.

>>86897513
Nigger cage's acting is worse

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>>86897513
The terrible, terrible story and writing is what ruined the Defenders.

I counted. There were seven instances where the villains looked at a hero and said something to the effect of: You and I aren't so different.

Seriously.

>>86897513
Honestly it's how Danny was written that's terrible, people just can't tell the difference between bad writing and bad acting.

>>86897319
Why didn't eagles take Walter's cocaine to Hogwarts?

Walt just figured Hank was a douchey bro who was too unsophisticated to read Whitman.

>Keeping porn mags in the bathroom

Do Ameriburgers actually do this?

>Q: Joe, call that guy a nigger