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>>86787994
Do you think she has a fake wangus to go with her male masks?

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id suck her nipples

>>86787994
Tolkien is to creative literary genius what Martin is to hack pulp idiocy. They both so far surpass anyone else in their field that they will be remembered 1,000 years from now as a kind of yin and yang of fantasy, a Manichaen duality of speculative letters. For every sublime, luminous beauty that Tolkien has gifted the world, Martin has cursed us with a tedious, banal ugliness. It is unfair to compare the two directly on any one point, because Martin is in every way the anti-Tolkien, patently sterile, parasitical, and inferior, but so much so that he becomes a monument in his own right, and counterbalances Tolkien. Could one exist without the other? Tolkien obviously could. But it is only by the contrast that Martin offers that we can truly appreciate the full depths and heights of Tolkien. Our understanding of Tolkien would be incomplete if Martin had never set pen to page. It is through only the abject failure and futility of Martin that we can approach an apprehension of the true scope and scale of Tolkien's hitherto inconceivable greatness. Perhaps this is what Tolkien had in mind when he wrote about the Music of the Ainur. If Tolkien is a subcreator in the image of Eru, truly Martin is like unto Melkor. It is only reflected in the awfulness of the one that we can fully see the goodness of the other.

Martin's entire thing is "lol I subverted that trope -- heroic people die and our heroes are a Bastard, some dumb blonde bitch, a fat nerd raising his wife's son, and a dyke-looking broad."

Forgive me if I do not think there's redemption waiting at the end of this.

>what went wrong?

The moment you were born

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>want to see Drive
>expect some getaway driver with lots of action, cool heists and good plot
>turns out he only drives around for not even 10 minutes and rest is gay single mom bullshit and his wifes son while acting like autist

>>86787978
your expectations

>>86787894
Is winds of winter being bundled with Half Life 3?

GRRM himself said it aint coming out til at the very least 2018.

get fucked

He writes and directs the last episode of the series even though the book ending is different?
Why though? makes literally 0 sense.
This post is obvious bullshit but i hope stannis has a different fate in the books.

the bugs didn't attack it was a false flag

>>86787526
no just philosophy of war

>>86787526
THE BUGS ARE A RACE OF PEACE

Is that family guy?

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>>86787475

imagine people who buy that shirt and wear it unironically

>>86787663
Imaging not being white

All is lost.. reddit has taken our meme

GOD TIER:
Euron Greyjoy
Night's King
Robert "the Hammer" Baratheon

CHAD TIER:
the Bronn of Blackwater
Jamie the Lannister

JOBBER TIER:
Sandor "the Hound that rides" Clegane
Beric Dondarrion
the Ross of Myr
Theon "Reek" Greyjoy

cuck TIER:
Tyrion the Lannister
Ser Davos "the Onion Knight" Seaworthy
Jon "Jaehaerys Targaryen" "Snow" "Stark" Sand-Baratheon

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Hey Bobby-posters, I killed your King by giving him so much wine he couldn't fight the boar, and now I'm fucking his wife. Who really won?

Oh, looks like Cersei's calling me. Go fetch some wine, cuckolding your King is thirsty work :)

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>>86787203

>>86787203
Have you seen Terminator?
Both 1 and 2 would good a place to start.
t. 1997 baby

eyes wide shut (it's not titillating but it has a reputation for it, for some reason)
crash (cronenberg)

Come on, can we talk about decent movies for once

>>86787823
no

>>86787988
Eh, didn't expect anything different

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good edition

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I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY WAIFU!

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>>86787127
>start playing it right now
>instant shivers throughout

https://youtu.be/1kXIO7HcdX8

What is this?

>>86788159
Capitalist propaganda

Do you think Smith is going to join the rebels next season?

What's wrong with /po/?

>>86787065
Yeah, /po/ has never bothered any of the other boards, theyre great guys

>>86786914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJRZPvFbXvA

>>86786885
I would have sex with that cute rabbit.

furfags can leave back to l'eddit

>>86786885
Nothing because I'm not a dipshit who conflates a show or movie with its fanbase.

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>>86786814
>that flashback where Arthur's dad is played by Ben Stiller
>Ben Stiller is his son irl

It's like Seinfeld but the horrible things they do aren't funny and they just come off as arseholes.

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>>86786814

https://youtu.be/2L_gfHxO8Ts