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>The Mist gets a TV adaptation
>seven minutes into the first episode
>AMNESIA
>school board afraid of teaching SEX
>female teacher goes against the rules and teaches SEX anyway
>everyone thinks she's right, but RULES are RULES so she can't work anymore
>GLOBAL WARMING
>pollution is WRONG
>flamboyant gay character
>super homophobic character
>they're related
>white male privilege
>black oppression
>patriarchy
>SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES IN
Packaged entirely in a cast of people who are reading their lines like they just just took a crash course on English.
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Any panties though?
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Damnit, why didn't you make this thread before I wasted the bandwidth?
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>spiketv
DROPPED
What would be your answer?
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FUCK YO U
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"Do you use reddit?'
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>>84202729
That depends on Reddit's response. You see, whatever they like, I like the opposite. How else am I going to be /tv/ AS FUCK and impress the bros?
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Is Transformers the most unstoppable franchise in the history of Hollywood? Critics have been pounding these films with worse and worse reviews and yet they keep getting made.
Hell, they're getting made FASTER now. You'd think after the three year break, The Last Knight would be the final one. But no. There's not one, but TWO more scheduled, for next year and the year after.
How the fuck do they do it?
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>>84202623
You can´t stop Baykino with mere critics.
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>>84202623
they are mindless action, they have their place in cinema apparently
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They're funny, cool as fuck and don't take themselves too seriously. Great for all ages. Kids love em, dads love em, girls loves em, bros love em. Moms are forced to see them.
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Does knowing Kate Mulgrew hated Jeri Ryan make Voyager better or worse for you?
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Honestly, I'm never going to watch a Star Trek outside of DS9. I Google the details of the other series when I have to debate it in threads.
So, don't know, will never know
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>>84202051
It makes it better, so much better.
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Rewatching Voyager, I can't even make it to Seven of Nine. It's just so boring.
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Lovecraft is unfilmable. Just face it.
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>>84201436
He wasn't THAT ugly.
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what are some flicks about guys who name their cats offensive slurs?
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>you will never have a Lovecraftean masterpiece with the set pieces of Crimson Peak because Del Toro can't go a single fucking year without dropping a film
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Star Trek General: Where Do They Poop Edition 2017-06-23 04:44:18 Post No.84201313
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Star Trek General: Where Do They Poop Edition
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Ever notice there aren't any toilets in Starfleet crew Quarters, even for officers? If the Enterprise-D is any indication, even their flagship inhabited by over a thousand beings has only one restroom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAKQzZfpaz8
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Beamed out.
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>>84201337
have you ever heard this sound coming from someone's pants in any scene in any incarnation of star trek?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nrb8TlAaiw
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>>84201313
You are now imagining Troi taking a fat shit and a long piss into her state-of-the-art mass-and-odor-trapping space diaper where it will remain as a noticeable bulge and perhaps be added to a few more times before she disrobes and washes her genitals, discarding the weighty but mostly clean on all exposed surfaces diaper into the general trash. If it fills up too close to max absorbency before she has the opportunity to get back to the privacy of her own room, she'll have to strip it off and urinate into something else. Since there are replicators, no sinks are aboard the ship. She has to use replicator-made water to wash herself in the first place. She's forced to piss in a shower or just into whatever container may be handy, literally ducking into the elevator for a moment to use her piss jug.
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ITT: Films that nobody dislikes
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>>84200973
I dislike it.
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>catched
>Kevin has 23 personalities...but some of them claim theres a 24th one that's an unstoppable killer
>The other 20 personalities have been asking for help in secret
>did you know that there are people with DID that slightly change their physiology according to their dominant personality?
>B-b-ut how?
>DID YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE ONLY USE 10% OF THE BRA-
AAAAAND dropped. FFS, It was pretty fucking interesting, but as soon as they fucking mentioned that shit, I just had to turn the player off. What the fuck, seriously I knew it was too good for a shamafaggot movie. I just have an irrational hatred against that fucking bullshit myth because despite the fact it was disproven like literally 60 years ago, people still quote it left and right and think its fucking real. Its why I couldn't watch LUCY either.
So, what did I miss? Was the rest of the film good? Should I give it another try?
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You need to watch it at 47% brain power to appreci8
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>>84200903
It's a movie you fucking idiot. Do you only watch documentaries or something?
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>>84201208
kek
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I'm baked /tv/
What is some good high kino
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>>84200718
Tree of Life
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super high me (2007)
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How to die in oregon
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What was the best film of the first half of 2017? 2017-06-23 04:09:27 Post No.84200462
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Now that we are already half way through '17, I was wondering what /tv/'s favorites were. I feel like I haven't seen much film talk in the last six months now that I think about it.
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>>84200462
>I feel like I haven't seen much film talk in the last six months now that I think about it.
yep
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>>84200462
is that a dude?
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Logan.
Or Your Name.
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Whose side are you on? Why?
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Megan
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The only side that matters
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>>84200059
The one that doesn't look like a middle-aged teenager
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Why exactly does /tv/ not like Quentin Tarantino? It's because he's popular and a lot of normies like his movies, isn't it?
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I'll always like him. I won't let the normies or contrarians take him away from me.
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>>84199881
It's a black male thing
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>>84199881
I lost interest on his films as I grew older and haven't watched anything he's done after Kill Bill. Maybe I'll watch those some day, but he hasn't done anything that looked interesting to me.
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Have you ever watched an entire "comedy" special and not laughed once?
Pic highly related.
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Stopped watching stand up comedy specials about 7 years ago. Stand up comedy became such a cringe medium.
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No because I'm not a fucking idiot who continues watching something I don't find funny. If you're 5 minutes in and haven't cracked a smile turn it off and stop wasting your time.
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Honestly Carlos Mencia, Amy Schumer, Dane Cook, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Moshe Kasher, Ralhpie May....i could go on
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Remember the golden age of Nickelodeon from between 2000-2006?
When they had Ned's Declassified, Jimmy Neutron, Rocket Power, early Fairly Oddparents, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, the later seasons of Hey arnold, Invader Zim, pre-movie SpongeBob, Drake and Josh, still had reruns of 90s shows like Rocko's Modern Life, My Life as a Teenage Robot, and other great shows that once aired on Nick.
Before they started airing retarded shit around 2007+ like the Naked Brothers Band, post-movie SpongeBob, Back at the Barnyard, and Fanboy and Chum Chum.
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stop reposting this thread you cretin.
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>>84199506
Oh God, half that stuff is awful. You only think it was "muh golden age" because you were very young.
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>>84199506
Wait a second, that robot...
Also Jimmy Nutrin was never good.
Not even a weeb but is there a better fight scene than this in the history of moving pictures
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goku vs vegeta
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Saitama vs. Boros
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>popeye.webm