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Name a worse director, you FUCKING CANT 2017-02-23 06:50:48 Post No.79718910
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Name a worse director, you FUCKING CANT Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:50:48 Post No. 79718910 [Report] [View this topic]

Has there ever been anyone less imaginative than this dumb fuck

Why does he keep getting work?!

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:53:57 Post No.79718995
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>>79718910
Agreed, he stinks and I don't like him.

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>>79718910
Hello non conformist friend! Please, if you wouldn't mind, tell me of the high brow film you watch after work that transcend the idiotic rhetoric and nonsense we see spewed in the aforementioned film you have made a jest at. I am looking for films that match our unique intelligence that "normies" couldn't find interest in, let alone understand. Then we could have meaningful discussion of the shared chuckles we've had on a board such as this one here. HAHA! Can you imagine what fun that would be? To together enjoy the conversation of a show that rises to our stature? Truly magnificent.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:57:50 Post No.79719094
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:57:50 Post No.79719094 [Report]

>movies make tons of money
>How does he get work!?

Gee, that's a tough one

Anonymous
Why is Hollywood releasing so many WWII movies for the next two years? 2017-02-23 06:50:44 Post No.79718909
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Why is Hollywood releasing so many WWII movies for the next two years? Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:50:44 Post No. 79718909 [Report] [View this topic]

>http://deadline.com/2017/02/tom-hanks-greyhound-wwii-film-sony-pictures-in-world-rights-deal-for-tom-hanks-wwii-sony-pictures-c-s-forester-aaron-schneider-1201907812/
>http://www.darkhorizons.com/oscar-isaac-plays-ww2-spy-in-garbo-network/
>https://www.google.com/amp/variety.com/2016/film/news/bradley-cooper-ww2-movie-drama-atlantic-wall-1201929254/
>http://www.manlymovie.net/2015/07/tank-movie-panzer-88-still-rolling-forward.html
>http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4555426/
>http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/jennifer-lawrence-reportedly-play-world-war-ii-spy-38304956
>http://www.businessinsider.com/bradley-cooper-new-war-movie-ghost-army-2015-6
>http://m.imdb.com/title/tt5013056/
>http://m.imdb.com/title/tt5556250/
>http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1235187/
>http://pegasusbridgethemovie.com
>http://deadline.com/2017/02/paul-giamatti-jeff-daniels-catcher-was-a-spy-paul-rudd-moe-berg-1201906559/
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zookeeper's_Wife_(film)
>http://m.imdb.com/title/tt5892254/

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:55:48 Post No.79719048
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>>79718909
because libtards love an event where strong white German men were the enemy and le minorities were the oppressed. It's like their favorite genre. Meanwhile they don't make many movie about the Pacific theatre.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:57:04 Post No.79719073
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:57:04 Post No.79719073 [Report]

JewwyWood is officially in damage control mode.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:57:12 Post No.79719076
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:57:12 Post No.79719076 [Report]

Retards. Particularly when WWI was a better war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Ap24TAX7k

Anonymous
what are the best beach movies? 2017-02-23 05:39:42 Post No.79717177
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what are the best beach movies? Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:39:42 Post No. 79717177 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:42:29 Post No.79717231
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>>79717177
the beach

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:43:41 Post No.79717254
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>>79717177
Saving Private Ryan

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Moon 2017-02-23 05:39:30 Post No.79717170
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Moon Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:39:30 Post No. 79717170 [Report] [View this topic]

This movie gets memed on a lot, but how many of you shed a tear during this picture?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:39 Post No.79717210
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:39 Post No.79717210 [Report]

I never cry.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:42:06 Post No.79717220
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>>79717170
Also movies that give you the feels general

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:43:19 Post No.79717247
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:43:19 Post No.79717247 [Report]

I never feel.

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2017-02-23 05:39:29 Post No.79717168
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:39:29 Post No. 79717168 [Report] [View this topic]

This is literally a 10/10 movie.
You can imagine their entire fucking traumatic childhood just from how they act as grown ups.
It's not just a film about sex addiction, or being unable to connect with people on anything but a physical level, but the implied child abuse comes through so clear on this one, as if they were real people.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:40:48 Post No.79717191
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:40:48 Post No.79717191 [Report]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:17 Post No.79717204
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>>79717168
/tv/ will disagree
>muh white people problems
fuck off virgins

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:32 Post No.79717208
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>>79717191
What did he mean by this?

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2017-02-23 05:16:39 Post No.79716636
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:16:39 Post No. 79716636 [Report] [View this topic]

~~DAN~~

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:17:47 Post No.79716658
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I know a cracking owl sanctuary

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:18:56 Post No.79716691
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>>79716636

IT TOOK FOURTEEN HOURS

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:21:52 Post No.79716768
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:21:52 Post No.79716768 [Report]

>Anyway, Alan Partridge, I arrest you on suspicion of sucking up to a mustard magnate
>You’re not a copper.
>Well, it’s a citizens arrest.
>Well, I’ll shoot you then, bang!
>I’m wearing a bulletproof blazer.
>Well, I’ll go for a head shot.
>I’m the Terminator you can’t kill me!
>I’ve got your kids, I’ve got your kids, Dan.

Anonymous
The lives of others 2017-02-23 05:11:51 Post No.79716524
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The lives of others Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:11:51 Post No. 79716524 [Report] [View this topic]

How is this /tv/? Thinking about watching this or funny games.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:12:33 Post No.79716535
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:12:33 Post No.79716535 [Report]

Depressing. But good at depressing.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:14:37 Post No.79716589
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>>79716524
It's awesome. One of the many cures for communism

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:23:44 Post No.79716812
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:23:44 Post No.79716812 [Report]

Oh look, it's a historical drama. Whatever will German filmmakers come up with next?

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2017-02-23 05:11:24 Post No.79716514
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:11:24 Post No. 79716514 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey, /tv/, I'm director Roman Polanski. You might remember me from such public events as my wife getting murdered by the Manson family or my father committing suicide in front of me. Do you like my movies?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:12:30 Post No.79716534
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:12:30 Post No.79716534 [Report]

I'm more familiar with his "ass fucking a 13 year old" work

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:13:33 Post No.79716553
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:13:33 Post No.79716553 [Report]

>>79716514
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT, ROMAN!

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:16:18 Post No.79716627
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>>79716514
Forget it, Roman! It's Trumpland!

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2017-02-23 05:25:25 Post No.79716856
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:25:25 Post No. 79716856 [Report] [View this topic]

What would you do on holodeck?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:27:11 Post No.79716893
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:27:11 Post No.79716893 [Report]

I know what men will do. I guess women will do marriages and lesbian sex.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:27:33 Post No.79716898
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:27:33 Post No.79716898 [Report]

Masturbate

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:30:31 Post No.79716969
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:30:31 Post No.79716969 [Report]

What if you're in a holodeck right now?

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2017-02-23 05:04:29 Post No.79716368
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:04:29 Post No. 79716368 [Report] [View this topic]

Who is your jeopardy-fu

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:05:58 Post No.79716399
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>>79716368

>this talk show host grabbed me by the pussy and I liked it

~~Who is Pat Sajak?~~

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:07:02 Post No.79716423
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:07:02 Post No.79716423 [Report]

Who is this bookish babe?

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>>79716399
Our guy

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M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN DOES IT AGAIN 2017-02-23 04:55:06 Post No.79716191
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M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN DOES IT AGAIN Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:55:06 Post No. 79716191 [Report] [View this topic]

>David Dunn
>Mr. Glass
FF 15 years
>The Horde is created by Mr. Glass
>the diner scene at the END of SPLIT
Kino.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:56:07 Post No.79716209
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>>79716191

you mean FFWD, surely.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:57:25 Post No.79716233
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>>79716191
You ever just like, jerk off to her boobies?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:58:20 Post No.79716254
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>>79716233
Yes

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:57:28 Post No. 79716234 [Report] [View this topic]

>hop in car and drive to my cities international airport
>*one way to shrimp on the Barbie pls*
>get a random bloke to take me to wolf creek
>rape the bloke in the butt while sitting in the crater
>leave him to deal with the paranormie while I teach surf lessons to slags and tourists

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:00:15 Post No.79716290
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>>79716234

It comes back to after it kills the other person, dumbass.

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>>79716290
Pretty sure the box jelly will kill me before the paranormie does

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>>79716234
>hop in car
>run it over
>park on it's head or chest
>rape it

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:52:22 Post No. 79716123 [Report] [View this topic]

How do you stop him?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:53:08 Post No.79716139
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>>79716123
with another mask

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:53:48 Post No.79716149 [Report]

If I pull that off, will he die?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:54:21 Post No.79716170
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:54:21 Post No.79716170 [Report]

Only another mask might have a chance o stop The Mask.

If i recall correctly the cartoon hinted that there are other masks, but none as powerful as The Mask.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:46:46 Post No. 79716019 [Report] [View this topic]

What did he mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:58:24 Post No.79716257
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>>79716019
He didn't really want war....it was forced upon him

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:59:26 Post No.79716275 [Report]

WTF I hate bravery and peace now!

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>>79716019
jews are niggers that forced the countries into war KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:45:58 Post No. 79716006 [Report] [View this topic]

i fucking hate film theory youtube channels. someone please tell me why

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:47:43 Post No.79716040
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>>79716006
Pseudo intellectual bullshit.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:48:42 Post No.79716052
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:48:42 Post No.79716052 [Report]

Because they are practically less knowledgeable then your average /tv/irgin except they are thrice as successful and have girlfriends

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>>79716006
>>79716040
>>79716052
Looks like you aren't bright enough

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