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>>83656741
i've only had sex with 2 different people and i do the opposite of this

I'm only guilty of getting the large popcorn
22 y/o virgin

>>83656741
Nah bro, I cut hole in the bottom of my popcorn bucket stick my dick in it and ask the soccer milf next me if she would like some.

I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

it's mainly because he has the music taste of a 12 year old boy

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>>83656951
What's wrong with his babby?

1 >>> 2

2 is fucking garbage lel

>>83656695
IF YOU VOTED 1 YOU;

LIKE LESS ACTION
LIKE A MORE SIMPLISTIC STORY
LIKE NO RIVALS
LIKE A SINGULAR ANTAGONIST

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>>83656464
I dont even have a gf and u are trying to make me even more sad

>>83656464
I still like them, but people call me retard all the time so I am not sure it means much

>>83656464

it became "cool" to hate the prequels the moment they were released because they were shit

>>83656444
the only good tracks are the first 3

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Dredd (2012) my dude.

>>83656444
Suicide Squad

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Agreed. The best Lynch came up with after 25 years is Kyle MacLachlan doing the pee-pee dance and acting like a retard. Pathetic!

No doubt.

This will be the one that'll poison the way audiences examine and discuss Lynch.

>>83656436
>LYNCHED

>Contained within the original DVD release is a card titled "David Lynch's 10 Clues to Unlocking This Thriller". The clues are:

>1. Pay particular attention in the beginning of the film: At least two clues are revealed before the credits.
>2. Notice appearances of the red lampshade.
>3. Can you hear the title of the film that Adam Kesher is auditioning actresses for? Is it mentioned again?
>4. An accident is a terrible event—notice the location of the accident.
>5. Who gives a key, and why?
>6. Notice the robe, the ashtray, the coffee cup.
>7. What is felt, realized and gathered at the Club Silencio?
>8. Did talent alone help Camilla?
>9. Note the occurrences surrounding the man behind Winkie's.
>10. Where is Aunt Ruth?

>>83656375
>fan of lynch
>never saw his best film
lel

>>83656523
Never knew about that. It seems super helpful, thanks! I'll restart the movie and give it a second fresh chance with that list.

i'm just waiting for a torrent. i'm tired of paying for shitty capeshit. they don't stay with me after i leave the theater.

>>83656268
>you will NEVER worship those pits
;_;

>>83656336
I'm a pitfag and I'm ok with that.

>>83656231
>Chewing gum
>Silverware
>Toothpaste
>Toothbrush
>Mouthwash

Penis

>>83656306
>not swallowing your gum

>>83656204
because frodo was good hearted in nature. smeagol was already kind of a greedy little fucker

Cuz thats how JK Rolling wrote the fucking movie faggot

>>83656204
hobbits are naturally resilient to the rings power, because they don't desire power.

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>>83656146
Thats cuz it is very good so far, and its continually getting better. Some people simply inherently dont enjoy prequels because they're usually less exciting and you already know where the story ultimately leads. However, with the edition of new characters like Kim, Nacho and Chuck, as well as Saul in the future at the cinnabon, the show has done a great job of keeping the narrative interesting. The how "NOTHING HAPPENS" meme is fucking stupid, and especially when considering how great season 3 has been so far.

BCS is the ultimate pleb filter

>Mike does grandpa stuff for 10 minutes
>10 minute montage set to music where nothing happens
>Jimmy's plot advances for 2 minutes
>Chuck goes grocery shopping
>end credits, bravo Vince

>>83656074
reddit

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bump

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bamp

It's one of those movies a lot of people claim to have seen, but they haven't.

This movie is patrician, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>>83656048
you sound like a faggot, tbqh

laugh because americans are degenerate and deserve it

Kill myself

>>83655837
probably this senpai

>woman with makeup
vs
>monster that actually looked like a corpse

She looks like Enchantress

>>83656426
That movie sucked, but I really wanted to fuck Enchantress.
Mummy chick is hot, too.